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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 02/24/2005 : 14:56:35
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The "When Rita gets her mail in a week, she will know the answer
to that question" thread
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 20:17:43
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"Half Caf Coffee: Like Uncompleted Sex With A Condom"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 08:06:53
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quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
the "man my best drinking days may be behind me - i didn't even drink that much last night and i have a headache today" thread
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
Can I post here too?
Pure Reason Revolution |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 09:42:26
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"Hey! Look at my rash!"
*festoon* |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:58:43
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the "Today I accidentally dropped my wallet into a public toilet" thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 13:29:32
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"Had You flushed already?"
Pure Reason Revolution |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 16:16:56
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"Online Gambling: Will I Get A Rash Or A Temperature From My Innoculation?"
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy" |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 16:21:55
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"I want to go to Primavera Sound"
"I won't rest untill I do"
"Have you seen so many good bands together?"
Someone tell me why I act like a fool
When things don't go my way
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 18:15:33
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"Sorry I've Been Such A Grumpy Asshole Lately. Time To Take 100 Breaths"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 18:35:04
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"sounds like floop needs a hug"
"i had my finger up a grumpy asshole today, and i got paid for it"
"maybe it's time for a shower..."
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 18:41:33
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"I Do Need A Hug, Preferably From This Woman:"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 19:04:02
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The "I like her shoes" thread
The "Homers, I did flush. It was as I was flushing. Did I mention it was a public
toilet and a brand-new wallet? Shockingly, I did not curse out loud."
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 19:08:19
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"I Like Her Shoes Too"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 19:34:48
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Are you saying "nice pair!"?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 00:53:06
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The "I displayed an astounding amount of self restraint last night. Is my mind getting stronger?" thread
The "I passed out on the sofa again" thread
The "my cat is obsessed with my ass at the moment" thread
The "when are people going to stop with the nagging me to have babies" thread
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 01:34:58
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"Why is Floop being Such A Grumpy Asshole Lately?"
"Those where his words, not mine"
"Did you took the 100 breaths?"
"Maybe it's better to take 1000 breaths, 100 won't be enough"
"People are just like that Surfer, ignore them"
Someone tell me why I act like a fool
When things don't go my way
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 04:26:13
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"Maybe floop is having personal problems, due to some semblance of a life outside of this forum"
"That's what happens when you have a life outside of this forum"
Pure Reason Revolution |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 05:07:58
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The "So my best friend drives in at midnight last night with a couple of her
friends. I wake up this morning and find her and her female roommate
and their male friend all cuddling in bed together, the same bed, and I
notice that the other three beds in two other bedrooms in this warm house
are untouched and I'm thinking, I can't wait to talk to her when she wakes
up" thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 05:27:59
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"And that guy's thinking, I hope I never wake up"
Pure Reason Revolution |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 06:17:20
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The "I'm lucky enough to have friends I can actually sleep with like that" thread
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 07:23:55
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"To be fair, so do I"
Pure Reason Revolution |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 11:10:49
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"Life Outside Forum? I'm Not Understanding You"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 12:32:40
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"can't wait till you tell us all Kathryn"
"I went to my favourite record shop today"
"I was able to buy only ONE CD"
"I can control myself now!"
Someone tell me why I act like a fool
When things don't go my way
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 15:49:52
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The "When in the middle of a cross-country ski race you see rush past you
a man wearing nothing but a hat, laugh" thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 16:14:20
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VoVat Post Only Thread
Mad Dawg Post Only Thread
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 16:22:35
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"Anyone Else Watch the Project Runway Marathon on Bravo?"
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 21:45:04
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What do you want inscribed on your ass?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 09:26:58
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So this morning when I was gathering the bedsheets, I found
a teensy black G-string in the bed.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 11:30:07
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 12:00:13
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
So this morning when I was gathering the bedsheets, I found
a teensy black G-string in the bed.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
"That seems almost deliberately careless"
Pure Reason Revolution |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 15:24:57
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What Foreign Object Did You Find In Your Bed This Morning?
The Trix Rabbit: Member of a Persecuted Minority
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 15:42:34
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It's hard to tell if what's in your hand is a thong or a g-string
when it's not your own underwear.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 16:14:37
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Honeycomb - Hoax or Fact?
The Secret Forum - Hoax or Fact?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 16:16:29
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Floop Is Right - Hoax or Fact?
Pure Reason Revolution |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 17:06:38
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Someone just told me they belonged to the KKK in their "younger years".
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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