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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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 Posted - 02/07/2005 : 17:17:45
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2005 : 17:50:11
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Can't laugh. Hurts to laugh.
Ahhh, crap!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 02/07/2005 : 17:53:25
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"Why does it hurts Kiki?"
So this is for when you're feeling happy again
And this is for when you're feeling sad
And this is for when you feel...
Something
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 01:57:38
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"People who take work calls at 1 in the morning while in bed: unacceptable behaviour"
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 02:29:50
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 03:20:54
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"If someone doesn't do something about the heating in this place I'm going to take someone's eye out!"
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 03:45:53
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"Rambo: First Blood"
Love, love, my season |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 04:02:51
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"Today's Holiday here!"
"No work!"
So this is for when you're feeling happy again
And this is for when you're feeling sad
And this is for when you feel...
Something
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 04:09:15
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Originally posted by shineoftheever
Hehe, that sign says Pokemon.
Love, love, my season |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 08:07:00
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The "Why is today a holiday in Portugal?" thread
The "Let me guess what you're celebrating: A saint's day or
the long-ago colonization of a defenseless nation" thread
The "Surfer, if you were in California you wouldn;t have to worry
about the heat being on too high" thread
The "No need to rub it in" thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 08:12:56
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"This week's famous quote from my diary"
Love, love, my season |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 08:23:37
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The "Kathryn I've figured it out for the meantime, I've trained the office cat, Paris, to sleep on my lap"
"the I could be partying with Billy Idol right now, but instead I'm stuck at work working on porn"
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 08:34:19
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the "i looked at myself in the mirror today and realized that i have started dressing like someone who works for a living and not a college student. this is a good, yet a very bad, thing" thread
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 08:42:12
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The "Guys who dress up are foxier than guys who still dress like college students" thread
The "That's just my humble opinion" thread
The "I'm liking that idea. I'm gonna start that thread for real" thread
The "Surfer did you just say 'porn'?" thread
The "Please elaborate!" thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:04:22
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"I would be sruprised if Kathryn fancied people who still dress like college students"
"How do college students dress over there?"
Love, love, my season |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:10:54
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"I did say porn - it's english porn, so not as hard as the US stuff. I design porn as part of my job, I have a knack for it. It's my speciallity."
"I used to write for gay phone sex lines too, but let's not go into that"
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:18:21
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"Forum Job Swap Day"
"I choose Surfer"
Love, love, my season |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:21:59
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The "Please, I am a writer by profession. I would like to know more
about your work writing gay phone sex lines" thread
The "Seriously" thread
The "What exactly do you do when you say you work in porn? Design
web sites, what? (A friend of mine in LA made boatloads of money doing
that)" thread
The "I am not being prurient" thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:32:09
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Design all the print stuff. I'm not clever enough to do the tinterweb wizardry. Every month I put together a massive catalogue of dvds, design all the dvd covers, press ads or anything else their fickle hearts want. I did the gay phone sex line stuff because the men were too scared. All rather easy really. Maybe too easy.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:37:47
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"I used to write for gay phone sex lines too, but let's not go into that"
Aw, please do. Post your hottest lines in the Salon part of the forum.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:39:21
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The "That sounds interesting" thread
The "Do you get to come up with clever puns?" thread
The "That's one of the things I like about porn, all the silly puns" thread
The "Just yesterday I posted about having seen a movie called
'Little Oral Annie' " thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:39:36
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They are totally unprintable. And awfully cliched but I'm kinda proud to admit it was my client's highest grossing ad at the time.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:42:07
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Awfully cliched. Heheheeee, you did some research huh?
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:42:51
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I wish it was that challenging. Most of it is pretty much prescribed by the client, so there is a formula to follow if you like. The most fun though is answering the readers letters. You know what - THEY'RE REAL! I still can't believe it every time they land on my desk. Funny as hell I tell you, but has made me a more open minded person in the long run and is possibly one of the most liberating things I've ever done.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:45:46
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Originally posted by offerw
Awfully cliched. Heheheeee, you did some research huh?
wilhelm
Hey, I'm from Cape Town - Mother City Queers honey! I used to work with some fabulous gay men who I miss sooo sooo much. I think they gave me all the grounding I needed!
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:46:08
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The "I understand why what you do is unprintable but can you
give me the gist of a typical reader's letter?" thread
The "I guess I am just wondering what people find to write about
to a porn company" thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:50:17
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"I'd like to buy so and so's panties that she wore when you filmed her 5 years ago, preferably unwashed"
"Give me more fat assed chicks"
"Give me more skinny assed chicks"
"Give me more chicks I don't care what they look like"
"I want to see more women wearing ties"
btw - that's just an average selection - those are just the standard replies.
and then lots of other not really printable stuff - but funny. The hardest part is sorting out their grammer. So much of what is sent is just a bullet point list of demands of what the guys (and the odd woman) want to see more of and boy are they specific.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:55:52
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Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
quote:
Originally posted by offerw
Awfully cliched. Heheheeee, you did some research huh?
wilhelm
Hey, I'm from Cape Town - Mother City Queers honey!
MCQP parties are the best parties one can hope to get to. They even hosted an Army Camp party in Pretoria once! This December's MCQP party sucked though. It was held outdoors and the SouthEastern blew.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:57:51
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Don't NOW I am so jealous! Went to the first couple - friends with one of the organisers.
The sense freedom is unrivalled. What was the theme for this year?
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:57:56
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"Letters you should regret sending but don't"
"Give me more chicks I don't care what hey look like"
Love, love, my season |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 09:58:20
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The "Thanks, Surfer. Your job sounds like a hoot" thread
The "Please, no Hooters jokes" thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 10:00:28
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The "my pleasure, only too glad to clear things up"
The "I really wanted to go to Hooters but didn't manage to"
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 10:02:21
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"I believe I could do the porn (straight)part of Surfer's job better than anyone"
"I am proud of who I am"
Love, love, my season |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 10:04:37
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"I'm better at it than you think"
"I keep getting the sense of dejavu"
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 02/08/2005 : 10:04:40
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quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
Don't NOW I am so jealous! Went to the first couple - friends with one of the organisers.
The sense freedom is unrivalled. What was the theme for this year?
Birds of Paradise.
It should have been Sahara Sandstorm.
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