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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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 Posted - 10/18/2004 : 15:01:48
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 15:02:42
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Originally posted by Tre
"get your bits out for the girls"
love like you've never been burned
work like you don't need the money
dance like there's nobody watching
kiss like your tongue is on fire
suck like you don't need the money
sin like there's nobody judging
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Posted - 10/18/2004 : 15:08:55
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I have just come
love like you've never been burned
work like you don't need the money
dance like there's nobody watching
kiss like your tongue is on fire
suck like you don't need the money
sin like there's nobody judging
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 15:09:13
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Alert! Alert! English-to-American dictionary needed anew!
Doesn't "bits" mean breasts ... or is it penis or ... what the heck does it mean?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 15:11:26
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| Bits, in my American household, is the whole male package. You clean the bits when you change a boy's diaper. Actually I think girls have bits too. Ahh, it's confusing. |
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Posted - 10/18/2004 : 15:25:48
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you a have PhD and children and you don't know the difference between girl bits and boy bits!
How?
love like you've never been burned
work like you don't need the money
dance like there's nobody watching
kiss like your tongue is on fire
suck like you don't need the money
sin like there's nobody judging
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2004 : 15:28:11
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you have a PhD Darwin? sheeit. nice goin'
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 00:42:43
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Bits to me (and maybe to no one else) are genitalia. So, Tre, my dear, there are boy bits and girl bits. And, yes, floop, that is the learned opinion of a PhD.
Not yet posted topic:
"Jontiven: arrogant punk or benevolent father figure?" |
Edited by - darwin on 10/19/2004 00:50:09 |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
269 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 04:21:33
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"so, how about those red sox?"
"MLB Pennant Race"
"Is it raining there?"
"How many rocks are in your rock collection?"
"Are you smoking a cigarette?"
"When will happiness find me again?"
"How many peices of Bacon on an egg and cheese sandwich?"
"How do you like your eggs?"
"What did the cat drag in today?"
"Will I ever kiss a girl again?"
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
269 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 04:29:12
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"Topics you started that you wish you hadn't"
"Topics you started and then you farted"
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 05:57:52
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The "Why Won't The Moderators Of This Board Track Down McDave So
He Can Post? It's Not Like They're Busy With Actually Important Things! Do I Have To Make Good On My Threat To Start A Virtual Shrine To My Favorite Catholic?" thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 06:58:14
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"Show me your tires"
"Frankly Black Fanatics"
"doggy in the sand: it hurts".
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So you have no point of reference, Donny.
You're like a child that wanders INTO THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE! |
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Posted - 10/19/2004 : 07:52:53
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
Bits to me (and maybe to no one else) are genitalia. So, Tre, my dear, there are boy bits and girl bits.
I got that, what disturbed me was that you were confused (or seemed to be) about the difference.
Well, that and auntie Chub tring to tap me for plane fare so she come and teach you all about girl bits. I want her to move out, are you sure you won't take her?
Topic:
"If I prop my eyes open and sneeze will my eyes fly out the socket?"
love like you've never been burned
work like you don't need the money
dance like there's nobody watching
kiss like your tongue is on fire
suck like you don't need the money
sin like there's nobody judging
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 10:50:50
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"How come no one drinks from the middle drinking fountain?"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 11:43:00
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Related to floop's topic:
"Which urinal do you choose?"
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 11:45:31
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I seen a stat on TV that said the first urinal or stall is usually the least used and therefore the cleanest, or least dirty perhaps.
People seem to skip over the first one for some reason.
__________
"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 12:11:18
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Guys want to minimize the probability that someone uses the urinal next to them. So. maybe going all the way down to the last urinal is the best bet. Make it easier for others to avoid you by giving them that open first urinal.
And, if you go into a bathroom with 2 urinals and one is occupied do you head for an open stall? You have to make that decision quickly or look like a psychopath.
And, is it derailing if you start talking about your topic in a topic about topics you haven't posted? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 12:12:18
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
Related to floop's topic:
"Which urinal do you choose?"
not middle.
seriously, i was thinking about this the other day. you know when you're in elementary school and no one takes the middle drinking fountain? did that happen at your school too? this is a pretty universal thing right?
it's like the whole mentality carries over into adulthood.
which is good because we all know that someone peed in the middle one.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 12:15:44
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
Guys want to minimize the probability that someone uses the urinal next to them. So. maybe going all the way down to the last urinal is the best bet. Make it easier for others to avoid you by giving them that open first urinal.
They said this is also true for the stalls in girls' bathrooms,
for which cleanliness is of the utmost importance.
So gals, take the first one.
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 12:19:19
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Originally posted by darwin
And, is it derailing if you start talking about your topic in a topic about topics you haven't posted?
no, i think that's topical
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2004 : 17:40:09
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Speaking of topical...
"Is there an ointment that cures elephantine skin fungus?"
*festoon* |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
269 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 00:43:48
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"So the taint is... yeah, that place"
"And tea bagging, yeah, just like steeping tea."
"Tea Bagging, the Dipping of the Nuts"
I'm so glad I didn't start those
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
269 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 04:45:54
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"Favorite Weird Salad"
lettuce, chiffinade
carrots, baby and shredded
radishes, shredded
white onion, chooped
pepperoni,slices
bacon bits
tomatoes, diced
pickles, dill
sesame nuts
peanuts
cashews
Ranch Dressing on side
Catalonia/French Dressing on side also
fresh Ground pepper
Weird, but good...
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 10:18:19
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quote:
Originally posted by LBF1976
"Tea Bagging, the Dipping of the Nuts"
i don't know, that could have caught on..
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 11:30:04
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quote:
Originally posted by rita
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
As a vegetarian, I find that photographic depiction of the avian breast offensive.
;-)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
You forgot to tell me that about you Kathryn.
...The majority of people are just like, `Play the monkey song!'
Well, I was joking about being offended but I am a vegetarian, have been since 1982. My two weeks as a vegan were hell on earth, I should admit. Who can live without cheese and butter?
I wondered for a while if Frank was a vegetarian because of the line in Denizen "I don't eat no Chateaubriand" (sp?) but for some reason I didn't think he was. Then at a concert he talked about his love of onions and how much he eats them on sandwiches or something like that. And it seems to me like a meat-eating thing, the sandwich that includes onions.God, am I totally geeking out here on what He eats or what? But I have to confess to a bit of a thrill at the thought that Charles might be a veg, like me.
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Posted - 10/20/2004 : 11:32:35
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I never thought that Charles would be a vegetarian...I think he likes a lot eating meat!
...The majority of people are just like, `Play the monkey song!' |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
269 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 13:54:40
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I always thought Frank's reference to Chateaubriand (spelled correctly) meant he doesn't need to live a filthy rich life, rather he's content with a more simple way of life.
And for the record, Chateaubriand is a recipe, not a cut of beef.
(but the recipe calls for the center cut of a beef tenderloin, the most tender part of the tenderloin, and usually big enough for 2 people, and served with a Bearnaise)
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 13:56:50
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He´s a writer too.
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Jódete, tío,
Que se joda tu hermana,
Que se joda tu hermano,
Que se joda tu madre,
Que se joda tu tía,
¡Porque soy policia!
Que se jodas, currante,
Que se joda tu perro,
Que se joda tu hijo,
Que se joda tu amante,
No me pidas razónes,
Soy el Hombre ¡cojones! |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 14:13:29
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Was going to start one about how here the group REM is pronounced to rhyme with phlegm, maybe if you were going to Spanishise it as an acronym it´d be a mouthful: Erray Eh Emmay.
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Jódete, tío,
Que se joda tu hermana,
Que se joda tu hermano,
Que se joda tu madre,
Que se joda tu tía,
¡Porque soy policia!
Que se jodas, currante,
Que se joda tu perro,
Que se joda tu hijo,
Que se joda tu amante,
No me pidas razónes,
Soy el Hombre ¡cojones! |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 14:29:08
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I was going to start one about why Newo's posts are terribly hard to understand. Maybe it's just me or it's some kind of irish way of talking.
"¡¡¡Bien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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Hatchetman
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
234 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 14:40:10
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Frank isn't a Veggie, he said once that he likes chicken livers......ugh
Ade
As the air conditioner hummed.... |
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Hatchetman
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
234 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 14:41:11
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Oh yeah, I was once going to start a thread called 'Do you like pointing at things?'
Ade
As the air conditioner hummed.... |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 15:18:32
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"Most people who drive Jeeps are generally assholes"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2004 : 16:35:37
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I've just discovered I like "Sex and the city" and "Bridget Jones's Diary" because I'm a loser and really enjoy watching other losers like me.
"¡¡¡Bien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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topics you were going to start but didn't
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