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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
 Posted - 12/07/2004 : 18:01:42
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"Micro-Machines Motor Mouth: Where Is He Now?"
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 08:08:30
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"scientific progress goes 'boink'... or in the case of the forum scientific progress goes 'what in the hell.. you're not putting that thing..what!!! where??? OW OW OW'"
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 08:33:41
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Nononono, no phsyical harm actually comes to the volunteers, at least in my experiment.
"Floop does science: the pleasure/pain barrier"
"Cheeseman does science: just pleasure, ladies"
 "4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 08:42:35
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So we will be your sexual lab rats. How lovely.
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 09:00:46
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"Cheeseman needs chat up lines, 'cheeseman like to pleasure ladies' somehow not doing the trick"
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 09:08:07
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"Pick-up lines that actually work"
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 09:09:19
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Somebody already started that thread Tre.
Keep up.
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 09:22:52
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I think it may need ressurecting dear-heart
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 09:42:11
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"Modern day care bears: Talk amoungst yourselves"
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 09:45:39
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The "I seriously think I'm losing my mind" thread
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 09:47:31
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*stumbles in, removes whatever is playing from CD player, insterts pogues...*
Wait a minute -I thought this was a party...Alicia, how the hell did you get up there? Thats looks like some sort of harness?
And what are those things you have clipped on you there...oh dear!
*sits down in folding chair in corner with back of chips and a beer*
"Don't mind me folks - just go about your, umm, business." |
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 09:47:36
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"ear candles... how cool!"
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 09:57:59
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"Bob Dylan and Victoria Secrets-A fatal mix"
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 10:04:49
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"Why is my mind constantly in the gutter?"
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 10:17:02
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"Minds in the gutter.. well where else would you want them to be?"
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 10:20:42
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"I Could Watch Victoria's Secret Commercials On A Constant Loop"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 10:22:56
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"I could watch most threads on a constant floop"
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 10:30:42
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"Go take a flying floop"
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 16:21:11
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The "I Started A Mistletoe Thread But My Forum Crush Didn't Smooch Me" Thread
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
269 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 16:24:09
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"how do you build a city on rock and roll"
"how did Jefferson Starship build a city on rock and roll, and why was it San Fransico"
"how can you build a city on rock and roll if the city is older than rock and roll"
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 20:43:45
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| "Why did the Dead Milkmen build a city out of mud?" |
Edited by - darwin on 12/08/2004 21:03:29 |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:20:47
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"I just realised how much I absolutely loathe and despise my job"
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:48:25
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"No Hangover From Virtual Party Shocker"
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:59:20
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"One-Handed 2-Second Bra Removal: Do You Also Share This Gift?"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:06:23
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
"One-Handed 2-Second Bra Removal: Do You Also Share This Gift?"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
yes
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 15:13:03
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"I just realised how much I absolutely loathe and despise my navel lint"
A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 17:13:39
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The "I Dread Going To The Gyno" Thread.
The "Every night I look at the Pixies' tour schedule and
get really depressed, wishing I were there" thread.
The "Is is OK to be on topic once in a while?" thread
The "Does Anybody Else Wonder Why Pizza Is Better Cold?" thread
"Is It Weird Not to Care About The Nirvana Box Set?"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 13:06:52
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"Periods, OW"
"Jam rags vs blood sticks"
"Tampons, when the string goes AWOL"
"Applicator tubes, catching yourself on the cardboard edge"
"Is it meant to clot?"
"It's way more than a fucking egg cup full you fucking idiot male fucking science geeks"
they could all be last men on earth songs
Wouldn't they be more appropriately sung by the Last WOMEN on Earth?
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"Micro-Machines Motor Mouth: Where Is He Now?"
Didn't he die? Or am I thinking of someone else?
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"Is It Weird Not to Care About The Nirvana Box Set?"
Well, I don't care, but then, I never liked Nirvana.
Anyway, what about "The Needle Thread"? Clever play on words, huh? HUH? Oh, forget it. My amazing wit is wasted on you losers!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 19:48:26
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The "Who You Callin' Losers?" Thread
The "I Like Some Nirvana But Not All Nirvana" Thread
The "Where Were You When You Heard Kurt Cobain Killed Himself?" Thread
The "More Importantly, Where Were You When You Heard The Pixies Were Reuniting?" Thread
The "Yeah, I Loved The Reunion But When Can I See The Catholics Again?" Thread
The "One Night With Dave McCaffrey, One Night, That Is All I Ask, Dear Lord" Thread
The "I Heart Dave McCaffrey Like Floop Hearts Jennifer Connely" Thread
The " 'Heart' Is Shorthand For 'Want To Make Love Sweet Love To Or At Least Mate Wildly With' " Thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 21:45:45
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"Vovat is so witty I gave him a forum award and he didn't even notice then called us all losers boo hoo hoo thread"
I might have mentioned this a few times now
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/12/2004 : 11:24:08
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The "I've Never Had A Forum Award" thread
The "Boo hoo hoo" thread
The "I wonder what Frank is doing now" thread
The "ColdHeartofStone has not been heard from since she went off to celebrate with MattB" thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 05:05:05
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"I finished my essay and now I am experiencing a wave of insomnia fuelled relief driven euphoria which is almost better than any high I have ever had before oh my god wooooo thread"
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 06:21:41
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The "Ah I remember when I got gushy about boxsets" thread"
The "This extends to most shiny things these days" thread
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Maze rats dreamed of mazes, according to the latest studies. Maze rat scientists dreamed of rats. I was dreaming of cheese. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 09:01:21
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"Fun birthday, Mattb and I drank some rotten beer and almost vomitted all over the bar"
"Missed the band I went to see, but partied with them after"
"Convinced the drummer that I was the leader of the next revolution"
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2004 : 09:09:24
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"I have more posts than Little_Black_Francis and Adnan_Le_Terrible and it took me ages to achieve this"
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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