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WrongtimeCapsule
- FB Fan -
8 Posts |
 Posted - 09/14/2005 : 21:57:41
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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
I broke IGOD.
Me:
YO?!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you grant wishes?!
God:
Yes I try to grant wishes as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
NO. Are you making fun of me?!
God:
Are you serious? No I am by no means making a joke at your expense.
Me:
Yes I am Serious.
God:
OK. I believe you.
Me:
Why?
God:
" OK. I believe you."? Why?
Me:
that makes no god damn sense
God:
It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
Me:
so you admit you are not real
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
admit you are not real, right now!
*blinking lights* |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 22:18:02
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
"The truth about killer whales"
did you know that there isn't one single recorded incident of an orca "killer" whale attacking a human being? |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 01:17:14
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| Did you know that the killer whale isn't a whale? It's the largest member of the dolphin family. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 08:54:45
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| "Dolphins can speak, but not our languuage." |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 11:04:23
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quote:
Originally posted by WrongtimeCapsule
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
I broke IGOD.
Me:
YO?!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you grant wishes?!
God:
Yes I try to grant wishes as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
NO. Are you making fun of me?!
God:
Are you serious? No I am by no means making a joke at your expense.
Me:
Yes I am Serious.
God:
OK. I believe you.
Me:
Why?
God:
" OK. I believe you."? Why?
Me:
that makes no god damn sense
God:
It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
Me:
so you admit you are not real
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
admit you are not real, right now!
*blinking lights*
what is this Igod thing? ive just had a long conversation about robots and i was wondering if he wanted to be my friend |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 21:48:55
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"Dolphins vs. penguins"
(Oh, and <g> means "grin." Pretty standard Internet-speak, as far as I know; I'm surprised people don't recognize it. I used to resist using those sorts of things entirely, but I later relented and decided it might help to use a few.)
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 13:36:24
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"Raunchy sexual acts you would like to perform with friends from this msg board"
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 14:30:26
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"Topics you're really relieved were never started for fear of embarrassing yourself"
Fire made it good. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 14:37:16
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"Forum members you'd most like to go for a beer with"
"Pros and cons of tequila-drinking contests"
Ooh, he's got an arm off! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 14:58:54
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"Forum topics that Surfer of all people had to talk you out of starting because they were too insanely naughty"
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 16:49:37
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
"Raunchy sexual acts you would like to perform with friends from this msg board"
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
this one intrigues me...oh wait, its called the flirting thread.
and unless seeing the pixies is a sexual act, i cannot see how i would be a part of that thread, no matter who posts in it.
-Brian
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 17:07:19
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(brian, that is an entirely diffferent thread and one that exists only in my perverted head)
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 17:20:31
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(i bet that would raise a few eyebrows if posted here...)
-Brian
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 18:03:16
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(right)
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 18:23:12
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"Maybe I Should Get That Looked At?"
(post pictures of any lesions and/or skin rashes you have) |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 00:53:14
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"Which one would that be Kathryn?"
Fire made it good. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 03:14:42
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Kathryn - you a fan of Liz Phair's Exile in Guyville?
I suspect not, but there's a song on there called "Flower" that I think you would identify with. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 03:58:48
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"You're probably shy and introspective, that's not part of my objective"
"Around my house it's known as 'The CD That Can Only Be Played When The Kid's Away' "
"Six Foot 1 is one of my favorite songs ever"
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 11:06:38
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"CD's that can only be played when Kathryn's away"
"Threads that can only be started when Dave Noisy's away"
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2005 : 15:06:47
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| "Violent Femmes in KFC" |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2005 : 21:01:53
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
"Violent Femmes in KFC"
"Why can't I get one original recipe breast?
Why can't I get one original recipe breast?
Tell me,
am I not better than the rest?" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2005 : 09:44:14
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"Threads that can only be started with Jon Tiven's away"
"When the cat's away, the mice will play"
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2005 : 10:03:45
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| "Flame Away, I'm Not So Happy With VoVat's Direction" |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2005 : 10:06:59
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"ever felt hungover when you didn't even drink the night before?"
"mmm...cupcakes..."
"my six feet under watching is taking over my life"
-Brian
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2005 : 10:09:39
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"The various interesting uses of the word 'Manitoba'"
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2005 : 10:13:23
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"Two Asian Girls Moving In Next Door"
"Not Missing Old Neighbor As Much Anymore" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2005 : 10:14:58
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| "Mozzarella Cheese Melted In With Scrambled Eggs. Try It" |
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breakmybody
- FB Fan -
Greenland
136 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2005 : 10:20:28
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quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
"my six feet under watching is taking over my life"
-Brian
"How I understand you Brian"
"David Fonseca has a new album, advising Brian"
You can run, but you can't hide who you are
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2005 : 10:28:49
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quote:
Originally posted by breakmybody
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
"my six feet under watching is taking over my life"
-Brian
"How I understand you Brian"
"David Fonseca has a new album, advising Brian"
You can run, but you can't hide who you are
oh no, now i have to order it...
-Brian
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breakmybody
- FB Fan -
Greenland
136 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2005 : 10:31:07
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It's only out on 24th October...but you already can listen to the single!
Check it here: http://www.davidfonseca.com/diario/index.php
(maybe you won't understand a word of this strange language)
You can run, but you can't hide who you are
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2005 : 11:20:45
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"New Pixies album being recorded now! (Thread also contains porn)"
Anyone else think that would probably end up being the most-read thread ever?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2005 : 12:45:56
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Nah! I regret it. It isn't my style.
This time we ride roller coasters into the ocean
We feel no emotion as we spiral down to the world |
Edited by - whoreatthedoor on 10/14/2005 12:48:24 |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2005 : 13:23:29
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"In heavy revolution"
"In heavy syrup"
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2005 : 15:11:52
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"Raciest thing you've done with your camera phone and/or digital camera"
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2005 : 00:59:51
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"Lets Talk About My Magnificent Cock"
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