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floop
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Mexico
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 Posted - 12/02/2004 : 13:43:25
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Armenian?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 12/02/2004 : 16:18:23
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"Pictures of beautiful toasters"
"Ashlee Simpson birth snafu"
"Bob Barker goes to my adult bookstore"
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2004 : 11:02:49
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the "I Caught Three Pixies Reunion Shows And Now My Life Has Turned To Shit, What's The Fucking Point Of Anything, I Don't Get It, I Feel Bored And Everybody Seems So Bland And Annoying, Why Can't I Stand By Frank's Feet And Rock Out Every Night?" thread
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2004 : 11:08:19
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(kathryn, how was your pixies experience? you should start a thread and give us an overall review of your travels. seriously)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 11:10:41
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"Where not to stick your finger"
"Abstract art or Extreme close up of Barf?"
"My Cat's are living in sin"
"Why can't my brain take pictures?"
Game-"Pick up the first thing you see off the ground and eat it, the decribe how wonderful it tastes."
"Who killed the REAL Barney"
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 11:11:16
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Kathryn my dear, I felt the same when I saw them this summer...and I only saw them once, I felt so depressed the weeks after the show! Like if it was the last oportunity that I had in my life...
Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 11:13:37
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I'm trying not to think about it, I wish it could have lasted forever.
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2004 : 11:16:58
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that's what she said
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 11:17:27
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But we must get over it, we have the Great Frank Black!
Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2004 : 11:23:29
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but WHEN..!!
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2004 : 11:29:01
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you know when.
after eating one of my quesadillas
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 11:57:20
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And what exactly would you put inside these...quesadillas??
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 12:01:55
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
you know when.
after eating one of my quesadillas
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
because you'll die of food poinsoning? what?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 12:47:27
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
(kathryn, how was your pixies experience? you should start a thread and give us an overall review of your travels. seriously)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Thanks, floop, that flatters my already inflated sense of self, and I would start such a thread but it would have to be outside the happy Off Topic universe and I can't go outside, floop, I can't. I do sometimes, when I have to. Like, say, I have to check out some setlists? I'll take the Christopher Robin "Stay Safe" Rules, you know, for when he has to travel outside the 100-Acre Forest, and, sure, I'll venture out to Planet of Sound or Subbaculcha. But Off Topic is my home, I only feel comfortable here. And I don't want to bring upon myself The Wrath Of The Admins by posting where I shouldn't. Why, Tigger told me that Dean and Dave are scarier than even the Horrible Heffalump.
The "Bad Things Happens When You Read Way The Fuck Too Many Children's Books To Your Child" Thread
The "Am I Doing Something Wrong As A Parent? Today My Kid Said, 'Mommy, Can We Listen To Joey And Linda?' " Thread
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I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2004 : 13:33:48
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"Tide 'Spill-Proof' Cap not Spill-Proof"
"Maxim Magazine Photo Layout: U.S. version vs. Espanol version"
"Ball Crust: How Can Millions Of Senior Citizen Men Be Wrong?"
"I Hit It Off With A Girl Who's Moving Away In A Week"
"Do You Want To See My Dragon?"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2004 : 13:47:19
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"Who's your favorite dictator?"
Kittens give Morbo gas |
Edited by - Coldheartofstone on 12/03/2004 13:47:36 |
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 14:03:12
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"what do you do to console someone you might happen to live with who has just dumped their partner of two years who they really loved but needed to be single and is on their way back to the flat and crying down the phone"
no, seriously? what do I do???
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2004 : 14:07:26
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(oh man.. have fun. i went to Vegas recently with a friend who just went through a break-up. had to listen to his whining the whole time. don't get me wrong, he's my friend and all. and i was there to support him. but, we're in Vegas for christ's sake! even Christ himself would put that aside and hit the black jack tables)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 14:10:12
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(I've got three hours to tidy the flat of the beer cans and fag buts, hide the fact I ate all of her fig rolls for breakfast, hide my "for women" magazine, add some water to the vodka so it looks about the right level, tidy up so it doesn't look like I tried too hard to cover something, fix the shower curtains and put on a sympathetic face, I'm fucked, totally fucked... NOT FESTIVE)
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2004 : 14:13:23
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(nothing worse than hanging out with someone who recently got burned and is feeling negative about everything. be supportive. . but try not to let it bog you down either. also, if you ever visit the US i would recommend against using the term "fag buts")
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 14:17:48
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(The thing is floopster, I'm not having a great day myself, today would have been the ex and mines five year anniversary, a fact I would have forgotten if I hadn't had to switch to my old phone and my old phone had a reminder for this sort of thing because I am a romantic idiot, so I have to listen to how hard it was to dump someone after being the dumped, sympathy level loooow. And I'm on the rag. Fucking men and all that.. fag buts got it, er smoke ends???)
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2004 : 14:21:55
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(i say stay away from the house)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 14:23:20
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(I wish I could, I'm seriously considering becoming a hermit)
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 14:38:50
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I say stop speaking parenthetically or I'm gonna freak fucking out.
Be drunk when she gets there tre. Be drunk.
This war, it will be just like the War on Drugs. It will be potent and effective and our objectives will be clear. The nation had a nasty drug problem and we declared a war on drugs and spent billions over many years and now you can't buy drugs anymore. It will be just like that.
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 14:59:32
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I'm thinking totally fucking annhilated is the way forward. The absolut may end up being more water than vodka but fuck it I say
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 15:04:51
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What about "what are you supposed to do when your son asks you to burn Pixies CDs for his friends??" Really, I need help...his friends want MY PIXIES cds, and I don´t want to do it!
Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 15:14:13
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(tre, 1. trust floopie when he says don't say "fag butts" to an American.
2. listen to her and make sympathetic noises and then cut the cord. tell her you have to do homework or that you have to go hit a blackjack table. speaking of coldie's "favorite dictator" thread suggestion, i believe in letting people feel their own feelings. seriously, don't let her break up drain too much of your psyche.
3. i'm on the rag, too. what a cosmic coincidence! i thought floop might want to know!)
rita, you unparenthetical anarchist, you: teach that boy some ethics.
Threads:
There's Something Sticky Under My Nails
Toe Jam: Why Does It Fascinate The Three-And-Under Set?
Why Don't Frank's Male Fans Ever Talk About His Inate Hotness?
Ear Wigs: A Love Story
My Favorite Store Just Closed
It's 6 P.m. And I Don't Want To Go To The Gym
Oh Lord, Why Have You Forsaken Me?
Fuckwad or Asswipe: What's Your Favorite Curse?
Why is "Dillweed" A Bad Word?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 15:17:36
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Kathryn, we had a terrible argument about that, but he didn´t understood my point of view...That´s what we get, we teach them about good music and then they let us down!
Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2004 : 15:20:29
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I don't know about parenting kids in their early teens, Rita. I'm not sure what to suggest. Did you try telling him something like, "It would be like stealing money from Frank and Kim and Dave and Joey"?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 15:24:35
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Of course I did, and he said that his friends didn´t have the money to buy it, so that I would do him a favour...but no way, he still thinks that I´m the bad mother, that enjoys cool music!
You´ll get there my friend, and I can tell you that´s not an easy job!
Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2004 : 15:27:23
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All you can do is model good behavior. Somethings are not within his understanding. Like floop's crusty balls fascination, that's not within my understanding.
The Posts You Should Have Made When You Were Drunk thread
The What Would Frank Do? thread -- ask a question and have the forum members tell you what Frank would do.
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Posted - 12/03/2004 : 16:03:55
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"Periods, OW"
"Jam rags vs blood sticks"
"Tampons, when the string goes AWOL"
"Applicator tubes, catching yourself on the cardboard edge"
"Is it meant to clot?"
"It's way more than a fucking egg cup full you fucking idiot male fucking science geeks"
they could all be last men on earth songs
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2004 : 16:11:09
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" Not Fascinated With Ball Crust, Just Avidly Supportive"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2004 : 19:11:08
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The "I was on the eliptical trainer this evening trying to guess where floop learned of the concept of ball crust" thread
The "When I wonder if they have in the UK those horrible tampons with the plastic applicator, I say 'ouch!' to myself" thread
Pizza or donuts: which has made me fatter?
The "Why would God make Frank so talented, if I can't see him in concert every night?" thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2004 : 09:43:35
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I don't know the title, but I was going to post something about the Davis Cup.
Do you know that Moyà and Nadal are from Mallorca? This island can be small, but we can beat the rest of the world!!!
Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo |
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