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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  14:12:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
HAHA. The Bloodhound Gang has a solidarity that can be neither broken nor bent.

The Passion of El Diablo needs his crab shampoo
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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  14:15:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Where the hell is Cal? We need your presence to help facilitate a gang war...of sorts.

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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  14:29:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I haven't seen a war raging like this since growing up in Compton in '86 when the Bloods and Crips used to throw down...



The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  14:33:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Josh...I am so sad you didn't mention the bloodhound gang in your speech...you remembered summer's eve and the crab shampoo but I thought the bloodhound gang was really the wind beneath your wings!! Sniff...Sniff...I'll get over it somehow.

Chislic... thanks for the list but we left Andres Columbia out... I don't remember but did you get Somar too? I am not the accomplice I'm less than or equal to 1/3 blond and that 1/3 is fake. :)

Here's how we can battle it out... who ever is the first person to unmask the realist or come up with the answers from the Realist and has proof off all this wins... what 'ya think.

Bloodhound gang... I have a clue today i really don't think it's that big....but don't want to let the "new team" know. I'll email josh...and tell him i guess.
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Chislic
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USA
51 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  14:49:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Then it's on! 4 against 2 (the new guy Carter Hall & myself) hardly seems fair. Anyone intrested in joining the New Team? Passion? Otto_jr? Roomloo? KimStanleyRobinson? Anyone......?
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =

258 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  15:00:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I hate cliques. I'm my own clique. The thought of lame-ass board teams repulses me. But just to be contrarian (with respect to myself) I am deciding to roll with Chislic's team. One condition: Carter Hall must sever ties with Chislic's and my gang. Sorry, CH, but Chislic and I just can't trust you.
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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  15:09:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What a coincidence for you to show up right after Carter Hall's first appearance. HMMM??? Me thinks you are trying to be a sneaky dick. Again.

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Carter Hall
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Posted - 05/17/2004 :  16:23:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There's just no love. I don't know Passion and Passion doesn't know me, but whatever happened to the whole "my enemy's enemy" solidarity that all great Team's are founded on? I withdraw nothing. Chislic trusts me. You should to. If anything, it will go a long way to prove we're not the same person.
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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  16:47:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Not that I still suspected it, but we now have confirmation that Josh is Josh, and not the Passion of the Realist. 'Methinks' is one word. (According to the Passion of the Real Jack Nappes). You're my new best friend Josh. (Do you see what happens when you dis' me Cal--first you won't come watch the loves of my life host SNL with me, and now you're not here to lead your team ALL DAY today).

Carter: Do you like Hawkman better as a solo act or as a team player with the JSA...yeah, that's what I thought.

The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  17:35:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok...I was looking for Realist evidance and came up with this silly idea instead... it is called Real-Libs... instead of mad libs...

All you need to do is post your answers to this quiz and then compare your answers to the Realist's quiz...there is no right or wrong...just be funny!

Check it out...

1. Movie Title
2. Noun & a Place
3. Name 3 univeristies
4. Name of a high school
5. Non-US City
6. Title
7. Movie Title
8. Name a theme
9. Fashion Model
10. Title
11. Person
12. Song title
13. Person
14. dd/mm/yy
15. year
16. year
17. Place
18. Brand name
19. Car Make
20. Concert Venue
21. noun and an emocion
22. Band other than the Pixies
23. Career
24. Band name other than Pixies
25. Song name
26. Noun
27. Brandname
28. Number
29. True or False
30. True or False
31. True or False
32. True or False
33. True or False:
34. True or False:
35. True or False:
36. True or False:
37. True or False:
38. True or False:
39. Number
40. Name of Pixies Member
41.Name of Pixies Member
42. Make up a tiltle here
43. Person
44. Amount in US$
45. Person, Place Thing, or feeling
46. Song title
47. Year
48. Color
49. Object/animal
50. Song
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  20:06:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok Bloodhound gang here is some info…hope this puts our investigation to a good start. Other team, you can even use this becasue our goal is mutual...to find the true id of the Realist and get the answers to the quiz.

Josh I am pretty sure what I emailed you today was a false lead...I talked to that person and they were super nice. So, I would take them out of consideration.

I just emailed the Realist for at the pixiestrivia@yahoo.com address. I very politely asked him/her for the answers.

Here is the evidence I could get. I really didn’t go through much of the Winnepeg thread but if someone could do it that’s cool. Also if you check out the last clue...it says something about "blowing the cover I had established posting on a Pixies discussion board at a forum for Chazz Thompson." If you could figure out WHERE this is, this would help.

http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5484&whichpage=28

Jaca admits to being the realist

http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=6168&whichpage=4 Has general info about the Realist.

On page 10 of the above thread he/she said he will be wearing a black t-shirt with white letters saying REALIST at the FineLine. He/She would also be hanging out with Deltas


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The Passion Of El Diablo
* Dog in the Sand *

250 Posts Posted - 03/23/2004 : 14:33:06

Calistan,
(1) Am I scared of you? Here's some more evidence on this point. Not only did I correct my reckless misspelling of UNDERSTAND, but I deleted a duplicate of the same posting that resulted when I attempted to correct a totally separate grammatical error I discovered during a prior proofreading. As a matter of fact, Cal, I edited the previous sentence at least four times to change some passive-voice verbs to active-voice verbs, all for your pleasure. Yes, Cal, every word I have posted has been tossed around for hours in contemplation of what you will think about it. The world revolves around you, of course.
(2) Yes, I am a Pixies fan. A big, huge Pixies fan. I mean, I'm in the door in Minny and Winny, and I didn't even pay for tickets. How did that happen, [red]Cal? I can't believe that your sleuthing skills resulted in my blowing the cover I had established posting on a Pixies discussion board at a forum for Chazz Thompson.[/red]

Go Bloodhound gang!
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  20:07:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
oops i double posted again I played with your browser I don't know the rest... have a nice day... ohh baby-baby

Edited by - Daisy Girl on 05/17/2004 20:10:29
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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  20:42:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I take your challenge Daisy...

1. Movie Title: Beaches
2. Noun & a Place: poop & bathroom
3. Name 3 univeristies: PCU, Moo U, & FU
4. Name of a high school: West Beverly High
5. Non-US City: Minneapolis
6. Title: Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing
7. Movie Title:Butt Fucked Sorority Girls 27
8. Name a theme: The episode of Who's the Boss where Tony spots Angela in the shower
9. Fashion Model: Fabio
10. Title: Superfudge
11. Person: The Realist
12. Song title: Rico Suave
13. Person: The Passion of El Diablo
14. dd/mm/yy: 12/25/0
15. year: '69 (huh huh, 69)
16. year: '69 (heh heh, yeah, 69)
17. Place: My mom's underwear drawer
18. Brand name: Pixies
19. Car Make: Vega
20. Concert Venue: Fine Line
21. noun and an emocion: pee & (assuming emocion is an emotion) horny
22. Band other than the Pixies: Anal Cunt
23. Career: alcoholic former Pixies bass player
24. Band name other than Pixies: Anal Blast
25. Song name: Summer of '69 (huh huh, 69)
26. Noun: nugget
27. Brandname: Crayola
28. Number: 13 Baby (sorry--lame)
29. True or False: maybe
30. True or False:probably
31. True or False: nope
32. True or False: yup
33. True or False: i dunno
34. True or False: damn straight
35. True or False: yesir
36. True or False: fuckin right
37. True or False: huh uh
38. True or False: mmm hmm
39. Number: 96 (heh, heh uhh wait)
40. Name of Pixies Member: Black
41.Name of Pixies Member : Jef
42. Make up a tiltle here: President of the USA
43. Person: jo mama
44. Amount in US$: $69 (you guessed heh heh)
45. Person, Place Thing, or feeling: neither
46. Song title: Everyday is Like Sunday (new Morrissey record tomorrow!!!!)
47. Year: 1944 (hee hee, fooled you)
48. Color: burnt sienna
49. Object/animal: Duckman
50. Song: Informer


The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  20:48:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
BTW, I just talked to the Realist on the phone. We're going to the Blink 182 show tomorrow night!!!

The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist
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Chislic
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USA
51 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  20:20:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
For the record... I did see ShaunWestphal leave the apartment building (on his way to the Blink 182 show) with two people. One I recognized and the other I didn't. Hmmmmm. The Realist?!
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =

Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  04:47:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
not to offend anyone or take any sides, might just be fruitless speculation at this point, just an idea you might try... </caveat>

You (any side) might consider some of the more orthodox investigation methods, like The Username Anagram Method (reputedly of the ancient Inuit exorcist tradition)

With some alphabetical juggling we get:


The Realist --> the rat lies


now let's apply this tool to another nickname...


Carter Hall --> her rat call


hmmm...


Then again the method also has some not yet fully known side effects that could lead your investigation nowhere, or everywhere, as seen from cases below:

The Passion of El Diablo --> hate of alien blood piss (?)


joshuagingery --> jo is huge, angry (??)


ShaunWestphal --> he's satan phluw (%)


(I left out some of the not-so-PC empirical results as these few are probably indicatory of my point... if there ever was one.)
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -

USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  10:29:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That was both informative and fucking hilarious. I'll stick with the huge part. I like that. Hey Shaun...what's up with the Judy Blume fscination? Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and Superfudge?

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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  13:09:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by joshuagingery

That was both informative and fucking hilarious. I'll stick with the huge part. I like that. Hey Shaun...what's up with the Judy Blume fscination? Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and Superfudge?

The Passion of El Diablo needs his crab shampoo



that was good... tisasawath:) Does this mean that the secret message you are giving us is that "this was a hat?" heehee. Shaun your mad lib cracks me up. The realist still hasn't emailed me back.

thanks for all the updates... well I am going to be super busy for almost a week so if murphy's law holds the realist will come forward during this time :)

Edited by - Daisy Girl on 05/19/2004 13:15:12
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  13:25:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Okay, guys, I'm back!!
<applause>
I've been out of town.

Holy crap, have I missed a lot! All of a sudden there is a "new team", and it's time to square off.
First of all, ShaunWestphal, and any other Minnesotan has the right to root for the Lakers, since they used to be in Minneapolis. People from anywhere else in the country are bandwagon jumpers (yes, that even includes LA).
While I do not like the current version of the LA Lakers, I have liked them in the past. So, ShaunWestphal, root for the Lakers all you want.
BTW, ShaunWestphal, sorry about not returning your call to watch SNL at your pad. We should have watched it together over speaker phone or something...that would have been great.

So, what's this "new team"'s objective?
As the Bloodhound Gang, we have a mission statement, and that is:
"We, the Bloodhound Gang, will take every effort to ensure the validity and integrity of each and every quiz for Pixies tickets, and to keep a thread going into all eternity regarding it."
What's your mission statement?
Organization is the key to success, and right now your success rating is a negative integer.

Good sleuthing work Daisy Girl.
That comment by Passion a few posts up brings back memories of the fire we used to run these threads with. That fire is fading...it needs to be rekindled. We need to find The Realist.

Let's go Bloodhound Gang!

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  13:28:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
BTW, there are no leaders in the Bloodhound Gang. We are a non-hierarchial organization.

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -

USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  14:04:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
...and on the seventh day The Calistanian rested. And it was good.

boobs rule!
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  14:10:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
WHOOOOOOOO!!!!
BOOBIES!!!

I think we're developing a slogan for the Bloodhound Gang, what do you think?
Daisy Girl may have something to say about that though, I suppose.

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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  14:13:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
or.....she could...um...be the front of the bloodhound gang.

boobs rule!
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  14:19:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by joshuagingery

or.....she could...um...be the front of the bloodhound gang.

boobs rule!



<whisper> Shhhhh! She's around here somewhere! <end whisper>

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  14:29:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't think she would mind...
Where the hell is Passion?
Also...did we find out if Shaun met with the realist or not? Shaun-get in here!

boobs rule!
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  14:39:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Where is everybody?
I come back to life, and everybody else is gone (except joshuagingery). What's the deal?
ShaunWestphal, Daisy Girl, joshuagingery...to the Bloodhound Gang Cave!

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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  14:42:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm always on the prowl.

boobs rule!
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joshuagingery
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USA
191 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  14:52:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
1. Movie Title-The Neverending Story
2. Noun & a Place-hambone & Mario World
3. Name 3 univeristies-none are better than the ones Shaun used
4. Name of a high school-Girls Preparatory School
5. Non-US City-Madrid
6. Title-Miss
7. Movie Title-Porky's
8. Name a theme-banana hammocks
9. Fashion Model-my girlfriend
10. Title-Lord
11. Person-Passion of El Crapo
12. Song title-Too drunk to fuck
13. Person-Frank Zappa
14. dd/mm/yy-5/19/04
15. year-1976
16. year-1492
17. Place-Lisboa, Purtugal
18. Brand name-Trojan
19. Car Make-Porsche
20. Concert Venue-Roy Wilkins
21. noun and an emocion-snorkle & anger (haha)
22. Band other than the Pixies-FB and the Catholics
23. Career-plumber
24. Band name other than Pixies-Radiohead
25. Song name-Nadine
26. Noun-weiner
27. Brandname-oscar meyer
28. Number-144
29. True or False-f
30. True or False-f
31. True or False-f
32. True or False-f
33. True or False:f
34. True or False: f
35. True or False: f
36. True or False:f
37. True or False: f
38. True or False: f
39. Number-12
40. Name of Pixies Member-Frank Black
41.Name of Pixies Member-Kim Deal
42. Make up a tiltle here-how banana hammocks saved mankind
43. Person-Rerun (from what's happening)
44. Amount in US$-$24
45. Person, Place Thing, or feeling-Fargo
46. Song title-little fury things
47. Year-1281
48. Color-doodoo brown
49. Object/animal-duck billed platipus
50. Song-Livin' on a prayer


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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  18:39:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hello Bloodhound Gang, hello other team-
I'm totally sorry I wasn't on all day. Yesterday is justified in that I posted Monday night and that post sat there ALL DAY. Where were you all??? I almost posted some bullshit just to keep the thread towards the top so no one would forget it. Today, a guy quit at work and I got all of his accounts (SWEET) so I was doing actual work, trying to make money to buy autographed Judy Blume novels. Glad to be back...

The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist
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ShaunWestphal
- FB Fan -

221 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  18:44:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tisasawath

not to offend anyone or take any sides, might just be fruitless speculation at this point, just an idea you might try... </caveat>

You (any side) might consider some of the more orthodox investigation methods, like The Username Anagram Method (reputedly of the ancient Inuit exorcist tradition)

With some alphabetical juggling we get:


The Realist --> the rat lies


now let's apply this tool to another nickname...


Carter Hall --> her rat call


hmmm...


Then again the method also has some not yet fully known side effects that could lead your investigation nowhere, or everywhere, as seen from cases below:

The Passion of El Diablo --> hate of alien blood piss (?)


joshuagingery --> jo is huge, angry (??)


ShaunWestphal --> he's satan phluw (%)


(I left out some of the not-so-PC empirical results as these few are probably indicatory of my point... if there ever was one.)



And when you do 'tisasawath' you get "I'm impressed junior sleuth, and I'd like you on our team." Cal, Josh, Daisy, are yous guys down with tisa joining the Bloodhound Gang?

Welcome aboard my freind...

The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist
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ShaunWestphal
- FB Fan -

221 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  18:50:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Other stuff:
I did go to Blink 182 last night with the Realist. Corporate punk rock might not sound very good, but it sure smells better. (that's a quote from the Realist himself)

The new Morrissey record is great.

Welcome back Cal, good to see you. Don't worry about last weekend, I'm over it.

Mmmmmmmmm boobs...



The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...

~nonrealist
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2004 :  09:09:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, tisasawath can definitely join the Bloodhound Gang if he wants. It's only a five-year contract. Hows abouts it?

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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Chislic
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USA
51 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2004 :  09:45:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Chislic here.... speaking for tisasawath. I just wanted to say that he prefers the "New Team" and with much regret declines your offer.
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =

258 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2004 :  11:43:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Obviously, because Jimmy Carter in the Hall didn't leave the lame
"New Team," I am not part of the ultra-lame, ultra-stupid team stuff that is dominating the thread about a fraudulent "giveaway."

And, yes, you are all losers, and, yes, this whole team thing is lamer than comic books.

Furthermore, the team-clique-online-gangbang bullroar is possibly irrelevant, if ShaunWestphal is truthful in her claims to have solved the so-called mystery of The Realist's identity. But, why is Loser Shaun not giving up the goods on his Blink-friend, The Realist? Tell us more, Shaunball. Or are you a liar just like The Realist and your roommate?
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2004 :  12:24:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't get it...how can something called the Bloodhound Gang possibly be lame? Or do you just want to be in the BG so bad, Passion, that you have to go through your traditional gobbledy-gook just to attempt revenge?

Not only did ShaunWestphal go to the Blink-182 "concert" with The Realist, but he shared his identity with the rest of the BG...and The Realist is part of the BG now. We've solved this mystery. We were going to share this information free of charge to the rest of the forum, but since we're a team now, our only true satisfaction comes with sharing the glory with our teammates.

I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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