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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 02/09/2005 : 07:22:22
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I thought I'd start a topic for favourite movie quotes, mainly because I wanted to continue my Monty Python quote exchange with Denis.
So here we go. My first contribution.
The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you a dressed like one
The Witch: They dressed me up like this!
Crowd: we didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her flase nose] Well
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah Burn her burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah a Bit
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: a bit
Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!
Random Person in the crowd: *cough* *cough*
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 07:35:35
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There are so many quotes to choose from in this film but here's one:
Derek: You know, we've grown musically...I mean, listen to some of
the rubbish we did early on, it was stupid...
Marty: Yeah.
Derek: ...you know. Now, I mean a song like "Sex Farm", we've taken the
sophisticated view of the idea of sex, you know, and music-
Marty: ...and put it on a farm?
Derek: Yeah.
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 07:50:43
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Good old Spinal Tap.
Here's one for Denis.
King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
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edwina
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 07:53:25
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 07:57:24
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"Give the rack (oh dear) give the rack... a turn!"
As soon as I have time I'll quote the entire Princess Bride movie.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:01:58
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This one's for Edwina:
LEON
(stuttering)
God, Algeria! Do you know there's
a bunch of... they walk around
there... God! People walk around
with masks and things on their
heads. They're a bunch of crazy
people there.
SONNY
What am I supposed to do?
LEON
(bitchy)
I don't know... you could have
picked a better place.
SONNY
Denmark? Sweden?
LEON
(pleased)
I like that... yeah!
SONNY
Sal wanted to go to Wyoming. I
told him it wasn't a country. We
gotta get outta the country! To
hell with a guy who doesn't know
where Wyoming is. Okay. Can you
imagine what kind of a shape I'm in?
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KimStanleyRobinson
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:02:33
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in an ever-escalating tone:
"...and if you don't have a job by sundown I'm gonna send you off to military school with that god-dam Finklestien..shit..kid. Sonofa BITCH! "
hey - lets turn it into a game.
One person posts a quote and the next person has to at least guess the movie and then posts a new quote.
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Edited by - KimStanleyRobinson on 02/09/2005 08:39:39 |
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Scarla O
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:07:01
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quote:
Originally posted by edwina
"Wendy, stop swinging the bat".
LOL
"Darling, light of my life, I'm not
going to hurt you. You didn't let
me finish my sentence. I said 'I'm
not going to hurt you... I'm just
going to bash your brains in!' I'm
going to bash them right the fuck in."
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:09:06
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I was gonna post it in the game section and turn into a game, but nobody ever really goes there. I don't know that one Kim.
Lloyd: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry: I was thinking the same thing.
Lloyd: That John Denver is full of shit, man.
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edwina
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:09:11
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quote:
Originally posted by Scarla O
This one's for Edwina:
LEON
(stuttering)
God, Algeria! Do you know there's
a bunch of... they walk around
there... God! People walk around
with masks and things on their
heads. They're a bunch of crazy
people there.
SONNY
What am I supposed to do?
LEON
(bitchy)
I don't know... you could have
picked a better place.
SONNY
Denmark? Sweden?
LEON
(pleased)
I like that... yeah!
SONNY
Sal wanted to go to Wyoming. I
told him it wasn't a country. We
gotta get outta the country! To
hell with a guy who doesn't know
where Wyoming is. Okay. Can you
imagine what kind of a shape I'm in?
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Well, thank you :)
LEON
Thank you much... and huh, bon
voyage.
SONNY
Right. See you sometime. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:11:45
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Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
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vilainde
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:12:32
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I don't recognize KSR's and Bill's 2nd one.
"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles!"
Denis
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:13:13
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Good quote! American Psycho isn't it?
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:14:57
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.
lol. I need to read this book again, this is too funny.
Denis
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Scarla O
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:15:18
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Originally posted by vilainde
I don't recognize KSR's and Bill's 2nd one.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..."
Denis, the second one is from 'Dog Day Afternoon' (probably my favourite Pacino film).
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:26:21
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Mine is from one of the Cheech and Chong movies..."Up In Smoke" i think.
Ok, no game.
Just quotes.
"I hate the fuckin EAGLES, man!"
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Scarla O
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:31:42
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No the game is a good idea but there was just an avalanche of postings at the same time (albeit quite a few by me).
Why don't you start again KSR?
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:36:53
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Ok.
Easy one...
"I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin niggaz to go to work on the Holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch." |
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:38:41
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That's a great one too :)
Pulp Fiction.
How about:
"You know...for kids?"
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Cheeseman1000
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:38:48
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Careful man, there's a beverage here
"What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise, is in fact the brilliant music of a genius" |
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speedy_m
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:39:49
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:40:45
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I just don't it moved into the games section 'cos nobody ever goes there. If it does get moved then I'm afraid the game will have to stop. Until then though, let's play.
Pulp Fiction.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:42:11
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Cheesy's is Big Lebowski.
Scarla, you got me.
sung:
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
Fuck The Truth. All The Truth has done is make me wonder why. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:44:40
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The Big Lebowski.
What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me...ending up together?
Not good.
Not good like one in a hundred?
I'd say more like one in a million.
So you're telling me there's a chance?
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:45:36
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Scarla's is Big Lebowski too. This isn't working now 'cos everyone is posting at the same time.
Let's just post.
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vilainde
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:46:05
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Dumb & Dumber
I don't have KSR's.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Scarla O
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:47:38
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Actually mine wasn't the Big Lebowski 
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vilainde
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:48:06
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All we have to do is to write who we're answering to.
"- Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.
- Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls."
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:50:47
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It's Coen Brothers, I know that much. Anywho.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.
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Homers_pet_monkey
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17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:52:37
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But it's not really a game then is it? Aren't we just doing what we were doing from the start anyway?
I thought the idea of the game would be that everyone would wait untilt he last one was guessed, and only the person who gets it could post another quote. But I am fine with it like this.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:56:03
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No rules is cool.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Cheeseman1000
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 09:00:46
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For kids, Hudsucker Proxy.
Its 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
"What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise, is in fact the brilliant music of a genius" |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 09:02:23
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Yeah - screw the rules.
Just post, guess, whatever.
Scarla, what was yours?
My last one was Willy Wonka... |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 09:03:48
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cheesebell: Blues Brothers.
"Its too bad she won't live, but then again - who does?"
Fuck The Truth. All The Truth has done is make me wonder why. |
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 09:16:38
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"Can you read?
I can read only the pictures"
So this is for when you're feeling happy again
And this is for when you're feeling sad
And this is for when you feel...
Something
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Broken Face
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 09:23:12
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another great american psycho quote : "when i saw we didn't get a seat by the window i almost cried"
let's see if anyone can nab this one:
Peter Bradley: Now, your previous novel...
Eli: Yes, "Wildcat".
Peter Bradley: Not a success. Why?
Eli: Well... Wildcat was written in a kind of obselete vernacular...
[long pause]
Eli: ... wildcat... wild... cat...
[he stares into space]
Eli: ... pow... wildcat... I'm going to go.
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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