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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 02/09/2005 : 07:22:22
I thought I'd start a topic for favourite movie quotes, mainly because I wanted to continue my Monty Python quote exchange with Denis.

So here we go. My first contribution.

The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you a dressed like one
The Witch: They dressed me up like this!
Crowd: we didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her flase nose] Well
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah Burn her burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah a Bit
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: a bit
Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!
Random Person in the crowd: *cough* *cough*


Love, love, my season
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danjersey Posted - 04/17/2020 : 07:55:39
Henry? What's the matter? You don't talk much.
Talk a little bit. What are you quiet for?
You don't eat much, you don't talk much. I'm just listening.
What's the matter, something wrong with you?
When we were kids, the Compares used to visit one another.
And there was this man. He would never talk. He'd just sit there all night, not a word.
They say to him, What's the matter, Compare? Don't you talk, don't you say anything?
He says, What am I going to say, that my wife two-times me?
So she says to him, Shut up! You're always talking.
But in Italian, it sounds much nicer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABfDK1ludng
trobrianders Posted - 04/17/2020 : 00:28:14
"Well, I would stop, I would stop. I would stop fucking talking if I ever heard anybody else say anything worth fucking stopping talking for!" Susan Traherne, Plenty

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Ed is the hoo hoo
trobrianders Posted - 03/14/2020 : 09:03:10
"You're a very weird person, Yossarian" - General Dreedle, Catch-22

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Ed is the hoo hoo
shineoftheever Posted - 02/28/2005 : 04:21:46
That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

Marcellus throwing Tony out of a four story window for massaging my feet seemed reasonable?



I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 02/23/2005 : 08:05:29
"Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course"
"Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key."
"Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents!"
"We can do that. We don't even need a reason."


Pure Reason Revolution
speedy_m Posted - 02/23/2005 : 07:46:24
"Where you in the shit?"

"Ya, I was in the shit."
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 02/23/2005 : 03:21:14
"Oh, that was one crazy party. I am hung over! "
"Ugh, tell me about it. I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I mean it! Literally. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive. So I got this shit-covered squirrel down in the office. Don't know what to name it."
"Ohhh, sorry Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel."

Pure Reason Revolution
shineoftheever Posted - 02/23/2005 : 02:01:33
say hello to my little friend


I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
hWolsky Posted - 02/22/2005 : 06:57:23
"don't you know I'm loco?!"

I don't need a cure I need a final solution...
ElevatorLady Posted - 02/22/2005 : 05:21:58
quote:
Originally posted by rita
"Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks."



That's The eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
Newo Posted - 02/22/2005 : 03:13:22
I chipped my tooth on a Quaalude.

--

"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know."
vilainde Posted - 02/22/2005 : 02:10:17
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
the tieing the shoes together - is that from monty python?



Nope, that was Hot Shots Part Deux.


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
sharkey Posted - 02/22/2005 : 01:00:45
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever

here's one: "Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!"






Yay, Kentucky Fried Movie

One of my favourite quotes
"Townsman: Are you sure there are two l's in dollar, Gideon?
Gideon: Yes! An' are there two g's in bugger off! "
shineoftheever Posted - 02/22/2005 : 00:37:42
kung pow - enter the fist - "ooweeoooweeoooweeeooo"


I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
Little Black Francis Posted - 02/21/2005 : 20:26:29
"The only you could get a peice of pussy is if the bitch died and willed it to you... and then maybe"

Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken.
Broken Face Posted - 02/13/2005 : 14:55:50
from dusk til dawn - best vampire film since the lost boys

-Brian

If you move I shoots!

Sir Rockabye Posted - 02/13/2005 : 14:47:44
"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are."


I will never say the word procrastinate again, I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 02/13/2005 : 12:01:50
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

quote:
Originally posted by floop

carolynanna: RIVER'S EDGE, right?




That's right Tony.


My fave dumb and dumber quote is:
I expected the rocky mountains to be a little rockier than this.
I was thinking the same thing.... that John Denver's' full of shit man.

__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.




I have already posted this quote. Thanks for paying attention C. Grrr.

Love, love, my season
floop Posted - 02/13/2005 : 10:05:04
quote:
Originally posted by Newo

I was very underwhelmed by it too.



me three




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
starmekitten Posted - 02/13/2005 : 09:06:34
ah now I remember, mallrats was the supermans sperm bursting through lois lanes back, maybe.


Newo Posted - 02/13/2005 : 08:19:14
I was very underwhelmed by it too.

--

"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know."
The Holiday Son Posted - 02/13/2005 : 06:29:19
nope. it's from Donnie Darko (am I the only one who doesn't like this film?)
starmekitten Posted - 02/13/2005 : 05:49:38
I think BPrend's is mallrats


shineoftheever Posted - 02/13/2005 : 02:33:06
Bprends must be from reservoir dogs or another tarantino film, don't recognize it per se but it aounda like something he'd write.

cheesman's is definitely a zucker abrahams zucker film, probably leslie neilson naked gun or maybe still airplane?

here's one: "Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!"



I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
tobafett Posted - 02/12/2005 : 17:39:25
"All too easy".

that's the oldschool,backintheday quote I like.

my recent fave: "What in God's holy name are you blathering on about?"
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 02/12/2005 : 09:38:56
"Pull over!"
"Actually, its a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!"


Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy"
BPrend Posted - 02/11/2005 : 17:33:14
okay, number one... papa smurf didn't create smurfette. gargamel did. she was sent in as gargamel's evil spy, but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. and as for the whole gang bang scenario, it could never happen. the smurfs are asexual. they don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.
speedy_m Posted - 02/11/2005 : 08:30:43
"And what about this, who do I give this to?"
"That's your per diem".
"Ya, that's my per diem. And who am I giving it to?"
Carolynanna Posted - 02/11/2005 : 06:45:37
quote:
Originally posted by floop

carolynanna: RIVER'S EDGE, right?




That's right Tony.


My fave dumb and dumber quote is:
I expected the rocky mountains to be a little rockier than this.
I was thinking the same thing.... that John Denver's' full of shit man.

__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
Broken Face Posted - 02/11/2005 : 06:37:31
homers last one is from dumb and dumber, and people love their airplane! quotes

the tieing the shoes together - is that from monty python?

mine was from a mighty wind, but no one picked it up

-Brian

If you move I shoots!

Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 02/11/2005 : 05:50:21
"We've got no food. We've got no job, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

Love, love, my season
vilainde Posted - 02/11/2005 : 03:34:51
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Let's change the movie:

"- You don't understand. I can't walk... they've tied my shoelaces together.
- A knot. Bastards!"


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 02/10/2005 : 17:24:27
"Joey did you ever hang around a gymnasium?"

Love, love, my season
freakin phreak Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:53:04
shine of the evers is from napoleon dynamite. what a great movie

"ever seen a grown man naked?"

a day late, a dollar short
floop Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:45:28
carolynanna: RIVER'S EDGE, right?




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!

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