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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
 Posted - 06/26/2003 : 13:02:05
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I didn't really spend 43 hours (or even half a second) in an overturned outhouse, but I thought that the mental picture of someone being trapped in an overturned outhouse for 43 hours (come on, close your eyes and start to picture some young guy in an overturned outhouse knocking on the door and pleading for a way out).
I really just wanted to compete with all you women in some way, I figured it'd be a pretty horrible experience, and somewhere I lost sight of the people. <sobs> I'm sorry I lied to you. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2003 : 14:15:20
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| I think we've scared off all the henhouse regulars. They don't seem to like our banter. Sorry folks! Please continue, don't let us interupt. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2003 : 14:23:32
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I'm leaving in a couple of minutes anyways,
Have a nice week everyone.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2003 : 14:56:34
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| I do apologize for the excessive posts today - you can't begin to imagine the boredom I've been faced with... until another engineer came by and asked me to come up with an all but impossible relation to some crazy data which has never been made before. What do I look like, Schroedinger? Here, kitty, kitty... |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2003 : 15:30:43
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| Brilliant.... I have no idea what's going on. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2003 : 15:40:44
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| Schroedinger's Cat - look it up. :) |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2003 : 15:43:19
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2003 : 01:57:23
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Originally posted by speedy_m
I think we've scared off all the henhouse regulars. They don't seem to like our banter. Sorry folks! Please continue, don't let us interupt.
Rubbish - it takes more than banter to scare off us hardened veterans.
Last week I went to see Chuck Prophet play King Tut's in Glasgow (how interesting). I got the midnight coach back to Edinburgh (truly fascinating). Now the potentially interesting bit - a couple were thrown off the bus for shagging! Has this ever happened to other HH members? Are you members of the yard high club? Should shagging be made illegal on buses? Thoughts please.
No man is an island, unless he is in the bath |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2003 : 02:17:53
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the nightlink in ireland (thats the late bus) had a great advertisement campaign last year - at least you are guaranteed 1 ride tonight. badoom tish!
If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation. - David Brent |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2003 : 08:06:47
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| yard high club... that's gold 10%er. Gold. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2003 : 20:51:57
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What is this? Canadian Corner?
Just kidding--y'all are most welcome.
Shagging on the bus. That's just seems so redneck that I'm amazed it doesn't happen around here. Probably would if we actually had some form of public transportation. I think folks confine themselves to their truck beds around here. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2003 : 20:54:46
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
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Originally posted by mereubu
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
All the moms will make their own cover album called Show me your Scar.
Haha! I'll arm-wrestle you for "Suffering!"
Thanks mere,
38 hours, whatcha got, huh?
Only 8 hours of true labor, but I had a day and half before that of painful false/back labor. Oww. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2003 : 16:03:23
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I knew the yard high club would entice Merebu back. It is stunt sex all over again.
No man is an island, unless he is in the bath |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2003 : 10:58:42
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| How often do those of you, who are in a serious relationship or married (kids?), have sex? On average, let's say... |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2003 : 11:01:24
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have you heard about the latest scientific discovery?
scientists in america have detected a food that totally suppresses all sexual urges.
its called wedding cake haha
If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation. - David Brent |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2003 : 05:38:09
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Originally posted by El Barto
How often do those of you, who are in a serious relationship or married (kids?), have sex? On average, let's say...
i guess it kinda depends on the people involved. any takers?
If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes - make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast - David Brent |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2003 : 06:34:06
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It also depends on what age the kids are. Now my youngest is almost two things are picking up again. I might even get a shag before the end of the year. Which year is difficult to predict.
No man is an island, unless he is in the bath |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2003 : 07:28:48
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Heh-heh. We'll be rooting for you in '04, Andy!
I know I've said this here before, but parents are like sex camels--you load up when you can because there's no telling how long you'll be wandering in the dry (sexless) desert. 5 shags in a month is a banner month. 3 is pretty average. We achieved an unheard-of 8 for May. I know for a fact that during the first year of Zelda's life, we probably didn't do it 8 times in an entire year.
Anyway, now that she' s older (almost 5) we're getting back to something like normal life. I know couples who have way more sex when they have little babies around, but those generally seem to be couples who haven't been together as long and are still in the shag-heavy phase of the relationship. Y'know how at the beginning of a relationship you spend about half a year in bed? Well, it gradually settles down to something more infrequent, and we'd already been together 8 years when we had the kid. I will say, though, that if the quantity has decreased, the quality seems much higher. I think that the very scarcity of sex when you have little kids around makes it that much better when you can actually get some. |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2003 : 07:44:14
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today i learned what a caribou is. oh the joys of the internet!
in your face, space coyote!! |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2003 : 16:01:34
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Crap! i think i broke the henhouse!!!
Today i realised frank is the greatest man alive. Go figure. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 08:55:20
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>25 Signs Showing You Might be Canadian
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>1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".
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>2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."
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>3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
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>4. You drink Pop, not Soda.
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>5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean
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>6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.
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>7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
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>8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
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>9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
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>10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
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>11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
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>12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians.
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>13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
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>14. You know what a touque is.
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>15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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>16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"
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>17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but requires 6 pages for hockey.
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>18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.
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>19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
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>20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
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>21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". (Sas-Kat-chew-wan)
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>22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.
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>23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
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>24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than,"Huh?"
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>25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!!!! and then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them...further (hehe)
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 09:03:27
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| C'ana has returned! Rejoice! Welcome back madame, you've been missed dearly. Something was missing from this forum and it was your sickly sweet stink. How was your trip? And by the way, I NEVER brag the Celine Dion or Shania Twain are from Canada. NEVER. I hide this fact. And cry. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 09:10:26
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Me neither! And there you go crying again.
Well it rained and rained some more, good karma you guys cooked up for me hey? On a good note though we bought the most kick ass fireworks (I only spent about a weeks pay on them). We had to make it up to the kids after the most disappointing Canada day parade. We were at the lake and the parade at the town consisted of about half a dozen legion members walking to their seats. And thats about it. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 09:26:45
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| Nothing like a good legionaire walk. Makes me feel all jingoistic and cranky. Angries up the blood, them fireworks! So I downloaded Uncle Albert and listened to it and heard it's brilliance and I'm fairly certain is Paul by his lonesome, not so much the Fab Four. And I came to the forum the next day all excited about talking to you about it, and you were gone, so you can imagine what happened. I nearly shorted out my keyboard. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 09:34:54
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| Ya I don't really hear John in it too much. Its a good'un. I like the gypsy part, my little girl sings that all the time. I'm going back to the Beatles in Rock Lines if you want to check it out. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 09:48:15
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| I saw that, and I couldn't get your line. I hoped to avoid showing my ignorance by talking to you here and not there. Oh great, here come the water works... |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 09:54:23
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| Oh you are so missing out on some excellent Beatles tunes, that one is definitely one of my alltime favourites. And if you didn't get it from that line then you don't know it. You cheated last time so I'll just tell it to you in the henhouse, Baby you're a Rich Man. Go look it up. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 09:56:41
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| Which album is that from? I think I know it... maybe. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 10:16:06
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| Oh now I'm ignorant, I forget. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 10:23:54
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Hey, Carolyn. Glad you're back! Everybody's been out o' town.
Sorry to hear about the rain. I don't know about y'all, but we've had unusual amounts of rain this summer. As, I speak, plumbers are crawling under my house trying to figure out a new drainage system to cope with the rains. I suggested stilts, but no one laughed. |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 10:31:38
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ah the henhouse has awoken from its slumber.
now - lets pick up where we left off.
smut eh?
You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back - David Brent |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 10:32:21
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Thanks mere,
Rain here is good, we had quite the shortage last year and those good samaritans (ya right) in the east had to send Alberta hay for our mad cattle, hey buy our beef!
Won't a sump pump do it? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 10:37:29
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Yeah, I think they're gonna put in a pump. "Sump pump." Sounds so glamorous, doesn't it?
A couple of weeks ago some idiot paddled his canoe through the flooded streets of downtown. Said it was his lifelong dream.
Bring on the smut, bazza! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 10:38:48
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| I'd like it to flood so much that I could waterski through downtown, catch a few people with my rooster tail. |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2003 : 10:39:46
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Originally posted by mereubu
Bring on the smut, bazza!
i wash myself with a rag on a stick. huhuh.
You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back - David Brent |
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