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Broken Face
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USA
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 Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:00:07
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the state of the union is a sad one - whether the speech represents that or not
don't get mad at drummer boy ramona - after playing a gig its hard to come bacj down into "normal" mode - you are usually either exhausted or you still have adrenaline pumping through your veins. why not ask him to drop his drums off at home then go get some coffee or something so THEN he can take you home?
-brian
as breathing flows my mind secedes... |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:03:14
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| Brave lady! Court reporting, now, that's a grim duty. At one point in my life I was planning to be a social worker, but after my internship with the local child-abuse agency and viewing a certain amount of court-provided evidence for various cases, I gave up on it. I just said, "Some one needs to do this, and it cannot be me." Now I hide in my own private little media blackout like the coward that I am. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:04:41
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| Anybody know how to get peanut butter & honey out of a computer keyboard? (Z and I are breakfasting at the desk this morning. Oops!) |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:07:19
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| Happy 100 Posts, Brian! |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:09:29
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| Do you need a shirt at all Em? Maybe the subtle HH approach would pay dividends. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:10:49
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| Haha! Or you could just flash one at him while he's onstage. |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:13:11
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| We have broken the 2000 barrier! Woo hoo! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:15:04
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| 2000 posts! This should entitle each of us to a free hour of psychotherapy. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:19:29
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Well, it is a very tiny club - I think I might be too chilly with no shirt. And not to be TMI (but since it's the Henhouse - what the hell) - he's already had the boobs in hand, so there is not much mystery there. Heh.
2000 posts. I am so proud.
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:24:28
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| It is a greart moment. Who wants to give the State of the Henhouse address? |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:28:12
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You go, Em!
My TMI contribution for today: last night B & I were sooo tired (and depressed by the last few exhausting shag-free weeks) as we lay in bed that we decided to pretend that we had just had sex and see if that was any kind of decent substitute. It was hilarious. Not very effective, but very funny!
So does this warrant eviction from the HH? |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:28:48
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Would go something like "in honor of boobs, graveyards, pinball machines, Mormons with buttplugs, and banana pajamas - Henhouse, we salute you!"
Anyone else? |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:30:23
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| also must represent Bazza, BrendanT and Zanni - where are those guys??? It is not the same without 'em! |
Edited by - ramona on 01/28/2003 08:30:50 |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:31:15
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| Hear, hear! |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:32:29
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"Not forgetting gruesome threesomes, bent dicks, Rampant Roberta and freezing lakes"
As for your pretend post-coital performance, I think we might give that one a go tonight! |
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:32:42
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It has been a while. But I thought I would stop in and say hi. Unfortunately that is all the time I have. Got to go! Take care. Good luck with the State of the HH address...sounds great so far, much more entertaining than the Bush filled one. Anyways, why don't you wage war on the 'This is my new bass' topic. HH vs the Cockhouse! Just let us know if you are going to invade.
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
Buttercup! Bubbles! Let's go! |
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:33:27
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Seems like I have incredible timing!
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
Buttercup! Bubbles! Let's go! |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:36:41
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Hi, (and bye!) Brendan. Sheesh, how uneventful. Too much of a "quickie" if you ask me.
So, was the pretend sex at all satisfying, miss mereubu?
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:41:06
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Hi, Brendan! Have a good one!
Well Andy, at least I fell asleep with a smile on my face. (Albeit a sheepish one!)
I'm off in search of coffee again. Must buy groceries today! Hope you all have a lovely morning/afternoon/evening (Resident Bush nothwithstanding.) |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:46:04
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bye, girlie. Have a good day. Good luck with the coffee search - I would like to go to Starbucks, but that is literally across a river from my office and it is too bloody cold to walk there right now. I wish for Spring!
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:46:46
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Originally posted by ramona
So, was the pretend sex at all satisfying, miss mereubu?
Um, no. Something must be done. Soon. I'm setting my sights on February. (And I keep getting the unsolicited sex toy catalogs--two more last week, from two separate companies! Clearly these are omens that the powers that be want me to have a verrry happy Valentine's Day.) |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:51:03
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Butt plugs for everyone!!
Soooo gross. I am fascinated.  |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:51:23
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| I'm off too, to pick up C from nursery. It looks like we are all pinning our hopes on February! I had my January shag weeks ago. I am aiming for AT LEAST two in February (birthday and Valentine's day!) |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:54:29
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That's the stuff, Andy! Aim high!
Okay, now I'm really going. = ) |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 08:54:36
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February will be 'Shag Yourself Senseless month' for us all I hope.
Good luck with those snotty babes, Andy. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 13:57:10
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Originally posted by Broken Face
don't get mad at drummer boy ramona - after playing a gig its hard to come bacj down into "normal" mode - you are usually either exhausted or you still have adrenaline pumping through your veins. why not ask him to drop his drums off at home then go get some coffee or something so THEN he can take you home?
-brian
I don't really get mad - just confused. The whole situation is confusing. Don't think the dropping off of the drums and then going out is applicable, only because I know he is going to end up going to someone's "after party" and I will probably just want to go home. Also, around here, nothing is really open that late - save for 7/11 and Store 24.
Okay, all, going home. Thank you baby Jesus.
Hope y'all have a fantabulous night. Kisses! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 14:07:19
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Nighty-night, miss ramona!
I get to go read the stage version of Uncle Tom's Cabin now and perform the extremely distasteful task of writing a lecture on 19th century blackface minstrel shows. Gulp.
RIBBIT! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 19:19:03
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thanks for the 100 posts greeting sarah - i'm slowly making my way up to the teenager of the year status...
-brian
as breathing flows my mind secedes... |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 19:54:03
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| Yeah, that's the real badge of addiction, Brian! Post away! ;-) |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2003 : 23:36:34
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| Every time i post around here, it's deserted :,( |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2003 : 01:40:29
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That's because you are too busy indulging in shagfests, you lucky bastard.
I wonder if I have aimed too high. Two shags in 28 days - one per fortnight... it can only lead to disappointment. For V at least. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2003 : 04:16:43
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Well then, Andy, the trick is to space them weeks apart--have one right at the beginning of the month and save the other until the last couple of days.
;-)
(I can be optimistic on your behalf, having finally located Shag #2 for January. Remain hopeful and vigilant!)
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Ten Percenter
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/29/2003 : 04:30:58
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| Located Shag 2?? I suspect you have included your virtual shag. Either that or you have located a window of opporunity over the next 3 days. Well I/we can locate windows of opportunity, but when we arrive at the due date the windows are bolted, barred and boarded. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2003 : 04:41:54
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Located and already pounced on Shag #2! It never had a chance. (For once, I get to thank my insomnia for something useful. However, now I'm so sleepy I can barely remember it.)
Yeah, that window-of-opportunity-over-the-next-3-days thing never fails to disappoint. I suspect you'll have more luck when the punk rocker gets a little older. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2003 : 06:22:27
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Morning, Shaggers!
Hope you dearones are well. |
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