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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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 Posted - 02/20/2004 : 11:15:25
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First of all, my wife had an ultrasound today, and found out we're having a boy! Ahh...finally a The Calistanian, Jr. I can't believe it!
So, how do feel about finding out what it is before it's born?
I frankly find it a surprise no matter when you find out. Plus when you find out early you don't have to worry about it being a hermaphrodite 24/7 anymore.
Also, I think I'm a great guy, but don't know how to convey that over the forum sometimes. Sometimes, under the pressure of trying to post a response, I find myself premature posting, and not coming up with as quality a witty response as I would like to. Any suggestions?
Have a great day.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 02/20/2004 : 19:23:13
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Take my Witty Pills! For only $19.95 a bottle, these pills will let you come up with the most incredibly witty replies ever!
Why I don't take them myself is one of the great mysteries of life...
And congratulations on the young 'un.
Join the Culf of Buttoms / And never let old typos be forgotten. |
Edited by - VoVat on 02/21/2004 00:45:07 |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 02/20/2004 : 21:14:31
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Congratulations there Calistanian. Have you two come up with a name yet? It's not gonna be Calistanian, Jr., is it? I think it's cool to know what it is before a baby is born, but I would want plenty of time trying to guess it by how low it's riding and all the other tricks. Ahhhh, I'm easily amused.
I wish I could come up with something witty to say in response to your question about being witty.
VoVat, your sig is a hoot.
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 21:19:14
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Vovat, use [ hr ] (without the spaces) instead of the underscores please. It's killing me!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 21:22:10
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Yeah, sorry about that. I've since fixed it.
EDIT: And I fixed my earlier posts in this thread as well.
Join the Culf of Buttoms / And never let old typos be forgotten. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2004 : 12:55:49
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Hey thanks apl4eris!
I think we're going to go with Alexander...after none other than "Alec Eiffel". Also, my hero, Alex P. Keaton. Yeah, we figured it was a boy beforehand too...it was a lowrider.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
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Posted - 02/23/2004 : 13:03:37
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Originally posted by VoVat
Join the Culf of Buttoms / And never let old typos be forgotten.
My typo is a culf! I'm so honored. 
Congrats on the wee baby, TC! When is he due to arrive? Alexander is a good strong name. Alex P. Keaton is your hero? That's funny (and I don't mean that in a mean way).
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 02/24/2004 : 08:38:19
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Ah, the little boy's expected to arrive on July 14th, ironically my birthday.
Also, I think the world would be a better place if Alex P. Keaton were EVERYBODY'S hero.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2004 : 08:39:50
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Alex P Keaton or Michael J Fox?
Personally I got a thing for Skippy  |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 02/24/2004 : 10:20:29
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Originally posted by The Calistanian
Plus when you find out early you don't have to worry about it being a hermaphrodite 24/7 anymore.
That actually made me laugh out loud, my friend. Don't concern yourself with witty retorts; you gots the skillz already. By the way, I don't think I've said a funny thing on this forum yet which makes me pretty sad since every other thing I read here is hilarious. Congrats on the boy, too.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2004 : 10:31:32
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I thought yesterday was funny scutor,
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2004 : 12:38:52
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Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor
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Originally posted by The Calistanian
Plus when you find out early you don't have to worry about it being a hermaphrodite 24/7 anymore.
That actually made me laugh out loud, my friend. Don't concern yourself with witty retorts; you gots the skillz already. By the way, I don't think I've said a funny thing on this forum yet which makes me pretty sad since every other thing I read here is hilarious. Congrats on the boy, too.
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye"
Hey...I appreciate that realmeanmotorscutor!
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2004 : 12:41:05
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Alex P Keaton or Michael J Fox?
Personally I got a thing for Skippy
Basically, these are my heros:
1. Frank Black
2. Alex P. Keaton
3. Michael J. Fox
4. Kevin Bacon (the Footloose years)
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