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Mad Dawg
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 Posted - 02/20/2004 : 01:57:34
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| I think sex is best right after eating, just before sleeping, and shouldn't take over a minute or two. There's nothing worse than having a girl try to cuddle just after I finish and am trying to get to sleep. |
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cindy lou
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Posted - 02/20/2004 : 02:08:39
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 06:32:11
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When's the last time you got laid? heh
 "Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 08:02:06
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Originally posted by El Barto
When's the last time you got laid? heh
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."
Last night. Barely woke her up. Didn't take more than minute.
These modern women have men brainwashed and P-whipped into thinking you're supposed to satisfy them too. That's CRAZY. It could take an hour and still not happen.
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 08:10:29
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Originally posted by Mad Dawg
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Originally posted by El Barto
When's the last time you got laid? heh
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."
Last night. Barely woke her up. Didn't take more than minute.
These modern women have men brainwashed and P-whipped into thinking you're supposed to satisfy them too. That's CRAZY. It could take an hour and still not happen.
lol! now you come to mention it... you do have a point... 
"Join the Cult of Orange Cat / the more the better!"
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 09:17:38
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Originally posted by Mad Dawg
[quote]Originally posted by El Barto
It could take an hour and still not happen.
Then you're not doing it right maddawg. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 09:59:54
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It's got to be all that ugly silver jewelry weighing him down, like in "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka". Dawg don't have the moves to please a flea.
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 10:17:41
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Don't blame me - this site is friggin' possessed. Watch out for the spinning heads and spewing split pea soup.
edit: Hey now, that's not nice, glaish! Where'd your post go, ya sstinker?! 
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 11:12:45
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My relationship is perfect. I work hard and give her (most of) the money (I have a secret stash for my silver fetish). There is always something to eat when I get home. She washes irons,folds,hangs my clothes. The house is spotless. If she's in a bad mood she goes to the shrink when I'm at work so I don't have to hear about it when I get home. Best of all she NEVER says no, she has a headache or any of that chit
Guys get into trouble when they don't make enough to support their women or get in a relationship with a liberated women that has business or other goals. The best thing for a musician that sucks and can't make a living off his music is to find a chick with a good job that is a "caretaker" personality type. Of course there's no self esteem in it for the dude but if he drinks enough beer and smokes enough dope, he won't get too depressed. Heck, enough Vodka and he'll even be able to stomach his own music. At the very least, he won't have to sleep under a bridge or at him Moms.
On the downside, he'll probably have to engage in more than a comfortable amount of muffin diving
if he expects to get it wet once in a while. |
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mrgrieves1971
= Cult of Ray =
USA
544 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 11:50:14
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| If it's over quick and she's not satisfied, just tell her "Hey, we started at the same time. It's not my fault you can't keep up." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 11:58:31
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Originally posted by Mad Dawg
My relationship is perfect. I work hard and give her (most of) the money (I have a secret stash for my silver fetish). There is always something to eat when I get home. She washes irons,folds,hangs my clothes. The house is spotless. If she's in a bad mood she goes to the shrink when I'm at work so I don't have to hear about it when I get home. Best of all she NEVER says no, she has a headache or any of that chit
Guys get into trouble when they don't make enough to support their women or get in a relationship with a liberated women that has business or other goals. The best thing for a musician that sucks and can't make a living off his music is to find a chick with a good job that is a "caretaker" personality type. Of course there's no self esteem in it for the dude but if he drinks enough beer and smokes enough dope, he won't get too depressed. Heck, enough Vodka and he'll even be able to stomach his own music. At the very least, he won't have to sleep under a bridge or at him Moms.
On the downside, he'll probably have to engage in more than a comfortable amount of muffin diving
if he expects to get it wet once in a while.
Joking aside though, there are actually guys who think like this!!!
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 12:00:37
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Originally posted by Mad Dawg
My relationship is perfect. I work hard and give her (most of) the money (I have a secret stash for my silver fetish). There is always something to eat when I get home. She washes irons,folds,hangs my clothes. The house is spotless. If she's in a bad mood she goes to the shrink when I'm at work so I don't have to hear about it when I get home. Best of all she NEVER says no, she has a headache or any of that chit
Guys get into trouble when they don't make enough to support their women or get in a relationship with a liberated women that has business or other goals. The best thing for a musician that sucks and can't make a living off his music is to find a chick with a good job that is a "caretaker" personality type. Of course there's no self esteem in it for the dude but if he drinks enough beer and smokes enough dope, he won't get too depressed. Heck, enough Vodka and he'll even be able to stomach his own music. At the very least, he won't have to sleep under a bridge or at him Moms.
On the downside, he'll probably have to engage in more than a comfortable amount of muffin diving
if he expects to get it wet once in a while.
Joking aside though, there are actually guys who think like this!!!
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!! |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 12:23:37
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
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Originally posted by Mad Dawg
My relationship is perfect. I work hard and give her (most of) the money (I have a secret stash for my silver fetish). There is always something to eat when I get home. She washes irons,folds,hangs my clothes. The house is spotless. If she's in a bad mood she goes to the shrink when I'm at work so I don't have to hear about it when I get home. Best of all she NEVER says no, she has a headache or any of that chit
Guys get into trouble when they don't make enough to support their women or get in a relationship with a liberated women that has business or other goals. The best thing for a musician that sucks and can't make a living off his music is to find a chick with a good job that is a "caretaker" personality type. Of course there's no self esteem in it for the dude but if he drinks enough beer and smokes enough dope, he won't get too depressed. Heck, enough Vodka and he'll even be able to stomach his own music. At the very least, he won't have to sleep under a bridge or at him Moms.
On the downside, he'll probably have to engage in more than a comfortable amount of muffin diving
if he expects to get it wet once in a while.
Joking aside though, there are actually guys who think like this!!!
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!!
What the heck are you talking about?!?!?!?!?! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/20/2004 : 12:39:58
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And there lies the problem!!!
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!! |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 12:35:32
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hmm, well when she says shes seeing her shrink, she is probably fucking some guy that can last more than 15 minutes, and actually satisfy her.
I know i would be if i were her, actually, if i were her, i wouldnt be with a guy that wears such jewellery.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 12:54:12
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Mad Dawg Posted - 02/20/2004 : 11:12:45
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My relationship is perfect. I work hard and give her (most of) the money (I have a secret stash for my silver fetish). There is always something to eat when I get home. She washes irons,folds,hangs my clothes. The house is spotless. If she's in a bad mood she goes to the shrink when I'm at work so I don't have to hear about it when I get home. Best of all she NEVER says no, she has a headache or any of that chit
Guys get into trouble when they don't make enough to support their women or get in a relationship with a liberated women that has business or other goals. The best thing for a musician that sucks and can't make a living off his music is to find a chick with a good job that is a "caretaker" personality type. Of course there's no self esteem in it for the dude but if he drinks enough beer and smokes enough dope, he won't get too depressed. Heck, enough Vodka and he'll even be able to stomach his own music. At the very least, he won't have to sleep under a bridge or at him Moms.
On the downside, he'll probably have to engage in more than a comfortable amount of muffin diving
if he expects to get it wet once in a while.
Hey don't knock muffin diving. I'd walk around wearing someone like a feedbag if I could.
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"You one of those right wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 02/21/2004 : 13:59:31
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Originally posted by Mad Dawg
The best thing for a musician that sucks and can't make a living off his music is to find a chick with a good job that is a "caretaker" personality type. Of course there's no self esteem in it for the dude but if he drinks enough beer and smokes enough dope, he won't get too depressed. Heck, enough Vodka and he'll even be able to stomach his own music. At the very least, he won't have to sleep under a bridge or at him Moms.
I just saw my whole past, presence and future flash before my eyes.
I have a life ahead of me of unmotivated, lazy, musicians sponging off me!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 15:07:07
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Originally posted by Newo
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Mad Dawg Posted - 02/20/2004 : 11:12:45
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My relationship is perfect. I work hard and give her (most of) the money (I have a secret stash for my silver fetish). There is always something to eat when I get home. She washes irons,folds,hangs my clothes. The house is spotless. If she's in a bad mood she goes to the shrink when I'm at work so I don't have to hear about it when I get home. Best of all she NEVER says no, she has a headache or any of that chit
Guys get into trouble when they don't make enough to support their women or get in a relationship with a liberated women that has business or other goals. The best thing for a musician that sucks and can't make a living off his music is to find a chick with a good job that is a "caretaker" personality type. Of course there's no self esteem in it for the dude but if he drinks enough beer and smokes enough dope, he won't get too depressed. Heck, enough Vodka and he'll even be able to stomach his own music. At the very least, he won't have to sleep under a bridge or at him Moms.
On the downside, he'll probably have to engage in more than a comfortable amount of muffin diving
if he expects to get it wet once in a while.
Hey don't knock muffin diving. I'd walk around wearing someone like a feedbag if I could.
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"You one of those right wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
I hear ya Nemo, I hear ya!!!
That's some good shit right there brother!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2004 : 21:53:31
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
hmm, well when she says shes seeing her shrink, she is probably fucking some guy that can last more than 15 minutes, and actually satisfy her.
I know i would be if i were her, actually, if i were her, i wouldnt be with a guy that wears such jewellery.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
"Can last more then 15 minutes." ?!?!?!? I could if I wanted to but why? I've been practicing for years and have it down to a science.
It was AWFUL being young and having to work at it so hard. |
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gracie
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
573 Posts |
Posted - 02/22/2004 : 06:04:12
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Do mean that the intercourse alone is 15 minutes or the whole thing (foreplay included) takes 15 minutes?
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2004 : 01:36:02
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Originally posted by gracie
Do mean that the intercourse alone is 15 minutes or the whole thing (foreplay included) takes 15 minutes?
That would depend if I sneak up behind her when shes doing laundry, follow her into the ladies room when were out to dinner, or just roll over for a quickie in the middle of the night. On her birthday or valentines day I usually fiddle around a little first but it's pretty boring. If a guy tells you he likes that chit he's probably latent. |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2004 : 02:35:56
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as long as you both orgasm, who cares how long it lasts....
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2004 : 06:46:09
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Whats the deal with all these topics. I used to go for hours when I first met my g/f I'd hold off just to give her more and stuff. A year on and sometimes I just can't be bothered, sounds bad but hey shes one of can't orgasm won't orgasm girls. She thinks cos she never has she never will, I've tried so hard to change her thinking but nope. Ah well fuck her. And that is what I'll do.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2004 : 10:57:24
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2004 : 11:01:30
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quote:
Originally posted by Mad Dawg
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Originally posted by gracie
Do mean that the intercourse alone is 15 minutes or the whole thing (foreplay included) takes 15 minutes?
That would depend if I sneak up behind her when shes doing laundry, follow her into the ladies room when were out to dinner, or just roll over for a quickie in the middle of the night. On her birthday or valentines day I usually fiddle around a little first but it's pretty boring. If a guy tells you he likes that chit he's probably latent.
Jesus Maddawg why don't you just bore a hole in the wall... |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2004 : 11:07:28
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Originally posted by Mad Dawg
Malox, with age comes wisdom.
And boredom no doubt. Ooh great, I've got all that to come yet!!! Maybe I should stay single!!! 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2004 : 14:22:48
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Seems to be the trend Im afraid. If your anything like me you will stray but be unable to let go. Damned first relationships.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2004 : 14:27:07
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I can't help but wonder if MD is joking or is serious.
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2004 : 14:43:24
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No no he is serious. I hoped he was joking, but alas no, it would appear he is serious.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2004 : 14:44:27
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quote:
Originally posted by Malax
Seems to be the trend Im afraid. If your anything like me you will stray but be unable to let go. Damned first relationships.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna*
Damn first relationships, damn them to hell!!! 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2004 : 18:37:38
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| OK I was just joking. If there one thing I love it's going to a french movie with sub-titles and crying, then empathetically listening to stuff about hair, nails, fashion etc, then about an hour of heavy petting, then seeing how long I can keep from having an orgasm. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2004 : 10:56:03
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Hehehe!!! You are even funnier when you are serious!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2004 : 10:56:33
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Whatever. All that is really important is the coolest skull rings are at
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Edited by - Mad Dawg on 02/25/2004 10:57:21 |
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