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TheCroutonFuton
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 Posted - 02/19/2004 : 19:31:51
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www.clitical.com
Helping women have a fuller-understanding of their bodies and helping men not be fucktards.
This site is a life-saver. I went there originally because of the kissing guide (was very nervous about my first kiss) and ended up reading all of the guides and taking advantage of what I had learned from many of them, hehehe. Learn everything about female sexuality and than some!
I also must let something out that I've been keeping in and feel I must get off of my shoulders: I bought my girlfriend a vibrator. There! I said it! Are you happy now?! JEEZE! I felt bad because my girlfriend was going to be in Denver until a couple of months before college started and I couldn't..you know..pleasure her.. *blush* So this christmas I came up with a scheme of how to get one for her. I looked at one of the preferred sites from clitical and I found out that those Pore Cleanser things actually make good..ermm...clit pumps. (I'm sorry! I feel so dirty saying this stuff. So so dirty. I'm embarassed. Oh my. Must let it out so I don't feel bad anymore...but...meh...) So knowing that I knew that I could always get ones of those for her if my main plan didn't work. Here's the main plan: Ask my dad to borrow his credit card so I could order everyone's Christmas gifts online. (I'd give him the money in cash, you know how it goes.) I lied (see...this is why I needed to let it out) and said that my girlfriend wanted a pore cleaner for Christmas and that I wanted one for myself (Hey..clearer skin is always good!) and that the place where I could get the model she wanted the cheapest was some strange female care website. (The cheapest place was actually www.amazon.com where I was buying gifts for siblings.) So what I did was I ordered myself a pore cleanser for less than half of the amount of what I would have had to pay at the toy shop (yeah, they actually sold them there, hehe, so I wasn't completely lying!) at amazon with the gifts for other people. I then ordered a nice high-quality vibrator for my girlfriend at the toy shop. I had it so that all of the gifts for everyone would arrive at my house a week that my dad was on a bussiness trip. I made sure that on the credit card bill it wouldn't say anything too obvious. All it said was "Bedrock Inc." for the company name. It was perfect! So that week I got all of the gifts. I gleefully showed me dad my pore cleanser while saying, "Yeah..I ordered two. One for her and one for myself. Hers arrived there yesterday, just like mine!". That way he thought that I really did get her one too. How could I be lying when I had one too? He even brought me the credit card bill asking me to make sure everything that I had bought was on it so that there wouldn't be any suprises on the next bill. Teehehehe. It worked perfectly and she now has a "Come Here" toy! She's going to be living with my mom in about 2 weeks! We have an extra room in the basement at my mom's house and my mom loves her too! I can't wait! I'm so happy to be able to be with her so much! :) But yeah...woo...I actually feel better. My girlfriend was the only other person who knew (duh) and I now feel so much better. Thank God my parents don't even know what a forum is! 
Wow. I feel like such a whore right now. Whoa. I'm so embarassed...please don't make fun of me too much. Granted, you can make fun of me, but just not too much, please!
*wipes away sweat* Anywho! Anyone who wants to please their beloved girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife more than they already do...check out the site. Very informative and not too incredibly dirty.
Woo...
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