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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
 Posted - 01/15/2004 : 04:49:18
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After many dark and secret experimentations, and long and arduous laboratory sessions, I have come to the conclusion that the essence of rock is in fact contained in one song...
Anyone care to guess?
 "I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!" |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 05:08:48
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God Gave Rock N Roll To You by KISS?
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about? |
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interloper
= Cult of Ray =
440 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 06:10:43
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Young Man Blues from The Who's live at leeds.
Either that or something by the Scorpions.
True cynics are nothing more than dissapointed idealists. |
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andyn
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
169 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 06:28:11
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Good call Interloper, "Live At Leeds" is unarguable.
However, I think Cheeseman will go for something...well...cheesy. I think it'll be "Hammer To Fall" by Queen. |
Edited by - andyn on 01/15/2004 06:29:13 |
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model consumer
- FB Fan -
USA
128 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 06:28:49
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Originally posted by Stuart
God Gave Rock N Roll To You by KISS?
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
Kiss did not write that song, they covered it. It was originally done by an obscure band that I believe was called Argent.
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"What's all I listen to? It's all freedom rock!" |
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model consumer
- FB Fan -
USA
128 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 06:30:06
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Scorpions are not the essence of rock. I think something more like "TNT" by AC/DC or even "Dirty Deeds" or better yet "TV Eye" by the Stooges.
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"What's all I listen to? It's all freedom rock!" |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 06:50:03
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Thunderstruck by AC DC, or I agree, a song by Queen as Freddie was a rock disciple.
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about? |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 07:08:46
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Live at Leeds is the atomic bomb.
And Argent did that cheeseball "God Gave Rock and Roll to you"????
Sounds about right.
Hold your head up OH
Hold your head HIGH |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 07:47:39
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Tenacious D - "Tribute"
[spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[sung]
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
[spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[sung]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
[2-part skat]
[spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
[sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[skat]
All right! All right!
or, it could be James Brown's "Sex Machine"....?
 What da ya want for nothing? ... a rubber biscuit? |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 08:06:16
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
947 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 08:58:02
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Twentieth Century Boy - T Rex. |
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andyn
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
169 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 09:02:05
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| APL, that song is the essence of shite. |
Edited by - andyn on 01/15/2004 09:02:46 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 10:07:28
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For the record, model consumer has come the closest so far.
"I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 10:08:58
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Search and destroy ?
I see a ship in a harbour. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 10:14:13
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Congratulations Adnan.
Take a listen then tell me you don't agree.
"I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 10:20:09
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Hell Cheesy, I'm unbeatable !
I see a ship in a harbour. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 10:20:23
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quote:
Originally posted by andyn
APL, that song is the essence of shite.
Why thank you. It was after all a joke. Man, people gettin' all harsh with me around here lately. What gives? ;) Time to slip away into obscurity for a while I guess.
What da ya want for nothing? ... a rubber biscuit? |
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interloper
= Cult of Ray =
440 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 10:20:35
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I was gonna say For Those About To Rock actually. TV Eye is a great call as well.
True cynics are nothing more than dissapointed idealists. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 10:21:06
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Just like fucking Napoleon !
I see a ship in a harbour. |
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 11:08:52
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Ace Of Spades- Motorhead
What could possibly top that??
 The Cult of Frank: More Than You Think, For Less Than You Thought. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 11:10:36
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Agreed Steak n Sabre.
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Love my way, it's a new road,
I follow where my mind goes.
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 11:15:42
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its gotta be one of these 3:
Ramones:Psycho Therapy
Motorhead:Killed by Death
ACDC:Highway To Hell
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
www.superabound.altervista.org |
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 12:05:46
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That's the way I like it baby I don't want to live forever.
(And don't forget the joker.)
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interloper
= Cult of Ray =
440 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 13:36:57
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Won't get fooled again.
Duh
True cynics are nothing more than dissapointed idealists. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 13:48:54
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I like Baba O'Reilly better :)
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Love my way, it's a new road,
I follow where my mind goes.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 15:49:05
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I think that you've all missed the point: I did the tests, I sifted through the results. It seems Iggy is the king of rock'n'roll after all.
"I am the worlds forgotten boy, the one who searches, searches to destroy!"
"I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!" |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 19:27:24
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Cool - I was gonna say "1970" by the Stooges but then that rat bastard up there stole my thunder with a close cousin.
 I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank the LaBrea Tar Pits! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2004 : 20:00:19
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We don't have to take our clothes off - Debarge
Note to self - Flowers smell pretty! |
Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 01/15/2004 20:01:56 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 08:42:38
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Good lord kok.
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Love my way, it's a new road,
I follow where my mind goes.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 08:48:59
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Satisfaction-Rolling Stones, maybe?
CARL! |
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andyn
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
169 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 09:07:33
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That remastered "Raw Power" that Iggy put out is just fantastic.
There's nothing left alive
Just a pair of glassy eyes |
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andyn
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
169 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 09:07:33
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That remastered "Raw Power" that Iggy put out is just fantastic.
There's nothing left alive
Just a pair of glassy eyes |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 10:07:33
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quote:
Originally posted by SpudBoy
Cool - I was gonna say "1970" by the Stooges but then that rat bastard up there stole my thunder with a close cousin.
I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank the LaBrea Tar Pits!
Hey, mind your language, little brother....It is such an evidence that a guy like Cheesy would pick up Search and Destroy....you have to be more careful to people's psychology....
I see a ship in a harbour. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 10:07:33
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quote:
Originally posted by SpudBoy
Cool - I was gonna say "1970" by the Stooges but then that rat bastard up there stole my thunder with a close cousin.
I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank the LaBrea Tar Pits!
Hey, mind your language, little brother....It is such an evidence that a guy like Cheesy would pick up Search and Destroy....you have to be more careful to people's psychology....
I see a ship in a harbour. |
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