Coldheart, that guy sounds like a major wanker. My condolences.
Man, I can't believe that y'all used to complain about the bawdiness of ye olde Henhouse! This thread makes our innocent little tales of graveyard sex and ferret legging look like an episode of Little House on the Prairie. : P
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"
Reg's stiff mustache arched toward the ceiling under a sly grin. "You really want to know what they get up to down there, eh?" Reg said, looking for all the world like some workingman's Long John Silver. "Well, take a good look." Then Reg Mellor let his trousers fall around his ankles.
Oh God mereubu...that very well may be a fetish....ick...
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