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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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 Posted - 01/06/2004 : 08:18:31
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Yeah, I hear 'ya benji... it's just a weird place to be. I guess maybe it's not that I'm looking for someone only for a little while, but I'm just trying not to look too far into the future and guess where something might go.
Anyway, not intending to detract from Alicia here... dump him or bring some messy chips to your next (and hopefully final) couch sexcapade. Throw on a show/movie you know he's not too fond of, and you can beat him to the trifecta. Maybe some wings with a really messy sauce. :)
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 09:56:44
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I think she should bring mace. I believe they have "spray-on-lube" now. Tell him it's lube and mace his sorry dick.
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 12:24:23
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Okay, no need to get nasty..
And..
Of course...
What the fuck do you do if he likes it??! |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 12:28:21
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Then she can just spray it in his eyes. She could also where steel-toed boots that day and kick him in the groin if she had to.
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 13:36:57
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Coldheart-
He's a fucking chump.
One day/evening/whatever, tell him you want to try something new. Blindfold him, and tie his hands behind his back. Make sure he is naked. Taunt him with wicked, delicious promises of oral sex.
Then, when he is completely prone and devoid of all ability to escape, drag his ass out the front door and leave him (naked and weeping) in the cold January air. Preferably when there are people roaming about outside.
Oh yeah. Then never call him again.
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 14:08:10
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To add to the above post:
And mace his nads! MACE THEM!!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 14:25:39
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Awesome Idea...i might just take that advice. the one problem is I've been hurt before and no matter how much someone deserves it, I can never bring myself to hurt anyone...It sucks. I can never be an asshole. I mean I know he deserves this but I'll look at it from his point of view and never be able to do it. I'm not saying i just let people walk all over me...i guess I just have to much faith in people...WHAT THE HELL! I mean human beings as a species...I find horribly doomed, but when it comes to face to face contact with individuals...i don't have the nuts to tell them how dumb they are.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 14:27:14
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Well, the dumping is probably sufficient and more than fair on your part. The rest is just fun to think about... :)
No rules day lives on!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 14:29:29
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You have no Idea. Let's just say I have a very vivid imagination.
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 14:31:25
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crouton, I dont think mace burns yoru skin like it does your eyes.....I could be wrong
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 14:34:47
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I recommend ultra-hot sauce. While you're dining on those chicken wings. That will do the job just fine... had a guy eating wings with our impossibly hot sauce at the restaurant go to the washroom and not wash his hands prior to getting set up and man was his eyes were dripping like Hoover Dam and his face was redder than Mars on a clear day. Didn't look all that comfortable, either...
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 14:58:59
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I think mace to the browneye would fucking burn more than anything. Good god. Can't sit for weeks. Oh, and I didn't necessarily mean casual sex even though I might have said it. I meant, more or less, dating around. Dating these days pretty much almost always means sex (am I right?)...so at least you're with the person in an exclusive relationship, not fucking strangers at the bar. Or...at home after the bar. At the bar would be very slutty.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 15:06:31
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No...that's no relationship. and I realize that a lot of people think it's stupid to get into serious relationships when you are younger, but it's not like I'm searching for someone to be exclusive with and while I do admit dating is fun...it's just a waste of time in some situations. I've been in relationships before...and I've also done my share of dating...though I am only 21, I am a lot more mature than a lot of people my age, though I still like to have irresponsible fun. I've seen it from both sides.
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 20:09:32
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Yeah, i think dating a number of people would prolly be a good and healthy thing. Gives you a better idea of 'what's out there'.
Speaking of tingly browneyes..when i was younger a friend pointed to a bag of spicy potato chips, and told me my ass would tingle after shitting them out..sure enough..haha
I read that Vancouver has the highest rates of STD's among any other city..or at least in industrialized spaces..scary. I ain't gonna date no Vancouver ladies..
I *never* believe people who say they are 'mature for their age' ColdHeart. =) |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 07:56:59
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Listen to...Simple twist of fate-Bob Dylan
I listened to that song about 10 times in a row yesterday.
Doofas and I went out last night...he's just a sad little spoilt boy.
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 08:25:39
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I've been trying to hold my tongue, but I dont appreciate the way you and everyone else is talking about me, coldheart. You know what we have isn't just about sex....and you know I rock your world when we make the two-backed beast! admit it!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 08:36:16
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two-backed beast...OHHH man that's hot
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 08:48:47
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but your personal favorite is when I plug your butt doggystyle
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 08:51:50
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This is very very wrong...WHY GOD! WHY!!!!!
:P
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 08:52:32
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thats how you were screaming last night! you're a naughty little vixen
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:06:18
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Isn't there a place for nonsense like this? ;)
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:07:27
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why yes....it's called "a place for nonsense" and I highly recommend it. Right now, in fact, they're discussing the deeper meanings behind edible nuts
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:15:42
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HHAHahahahha....are there any other kinds...
oh lord, that is just dirty
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:16:46
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mine, of course...which are okay to suck on, and perhaps nibble a little...but I would prefer they weren't eaten
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:19:01
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Oh man...this is the best hangover ever.
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:21:17
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well, if I hadn't gotten you really drunk, you might not have been so willing to take on my buddies too
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:24:56
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I can't believe I said that
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 10:01:56
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I can
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 10:47:47
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yeah, now that I think about it, so can I
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 11:14:46
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| Oh my. What a filthy little Forum we have here.. |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 11:26:22
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yes....she's a slutty little thing isn't she? I think maybe she needs a spanking
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 13:23:08
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No Santa no!
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 13:27:10
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oh no! here come the elves, leading 7 reindeer.....diiirrrrrrty!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 13:48:01
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I dunno...in my opinion you shouldn't be able to sleep with an animal until you at least take off their coat.
*what does that even mean?This is a sad attempt at a beastiality joke*
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 13:50:48
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tsk, tsk, tsk. Now I think you may have gone too far. Could someone please ban her?
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