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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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 Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:04:14
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We have a group of emo kids in this town who call themselves the Moped Army. They used to hang out at this one specific coffee house all the time, but that has been shut down, so they've moved to the one where all the goths hang out. They are quite the elitists, and dress quite uniformly: jean cuffs rolled up, sweaters or tight fitting shortsleeve shirts over long john-type shirts, the black horn-rimmed glasses, scarves... everything cliche about emo. And they consider themselves so deep in a non-existentialist or metaphysical way. More in a... computer nerd way. As much as I'm bothered by hippies, I might be more bothered by these emo kids. I'm bothered by any uniform social click.
Turned everything black by spitting on the sun |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:05:32
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| You should fart on them. |
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:05:55
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| the nerve of some people |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:22:10
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Emo kids hate farts.
They won't even say the word fart. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:28:07
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| I would punch them all out. Seriously. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:28:51
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And then fart on them. (If I actually managed to punch them out)
Taco Bell, anyone? |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:28:53
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| I would punch them out too......with a fart. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:31:32
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you should push over one of their scooters so they all fall down, domino style. then, during that moment of shock and horror, hang a b.a.
that's what billy idol would do.
the best thing about emo kids is they're easy to beat up. so even if there are 6 or 7 of them, you could probably still take them.
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:32:33
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| d'oh |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:35:51
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A b.a.? I'm igner'nt.
Everytime we see a moped/scooter, we yell "Ciao!". Eddie Izzard had a good joke about people who ride mopeds |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:36:36
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:37:42
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
A b.a.? I'm igner'nt.
Everytime we see a moped/scooter, we yell "Ciao!". Eddie Izzard had a good joke about people who ride mopeds
maybe that's a regional term.
b.a. is an old school term for mooning. as in, "bare ass"..
it was a common practice in high school to "hang a ba" at people out of our car windows.. you didn't do that?
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:39:15
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| ahhh. I was thinking hard. I came up with nailing a framed Bachelor of Arts to their foreheads, which kinda works. ;) |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:40:40
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quote:
Originally posted by floopas in, "bare ass"..
it was a common practice in high school to "hang a ba" at people out of our car windows.. you didn't do that?
Hell, I still do that. We even moon our neighbors. Luckily we live on a few acres. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:40:49
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I thinking farting on them would take considerably less time, less effort, less blood loss and the chance for embarrassment over murder.
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:42:41
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| or you could just let them be kids |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:43:33
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| Who said murder? I had a punk friend once that had a nail go through the middle of her forehead when she was drunk on 40s and fighting with a table. She was no worse off than before. Just a flesh wound, and a silly look on your face. |
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:45:09
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| are you drunk on 40s now? |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:45:40
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quote:
Originally posted by rockathon
or you could just let them be kids
OR you could FART ON THEM. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:45:49
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Nope. I had to slow down. Now it's Little Kings.
Why? Do I seem drunk to you? |
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:49:53
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| it was the "your" face part that confused me |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:54:43
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| Ahhh, yes. I can see how that might confuse. I may actually have a silly look on my face. But I'm not drunk. |
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 12:21:45
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| do you have a nail in your forehead? |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 12:49:44
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| No, but that would be a good excuse. I'll remember that. |
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MangyKid
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 12:53:30
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| I wish I had a moped. |
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rockathon
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241 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 12:57:48
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| and it'd make a great drink stiring device and be a good place to hang your coat |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 13:02:07
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| Stirring my brandy with a nail..... |
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 13:03:29
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| exactly |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 15:25:36
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Look at yourselves. You're all completely insane.
BTW, BA does, and always will, stand for Bad Attitude.
"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
"Same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!" |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 15:33:20
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Oh my lord...thanks guys, I needed that, ive been having a bad day... now the customers think im laughing at nothing. thank you.
Huh huh huh... Igner'nt....
I've come to hate my own creation...now i know how God feels.-Homer Simpson |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 15:39:22
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Look at yourselves. You're all completely insane.
BTW, BA does, and always will, stand for Bad Attitude.
"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
"Same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!"
did you guys get the A-Team in England? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 15:43:36
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It was on when I was but a nipper, but I haven't seen it in far too long. That show was so cool. I ain't getting on no damn plane, I pity the fool who gets in that damn plane.
Murdoch was my favourite.
"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
"Same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!" |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 15:48:58
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Back to the original topic, I say 'clops em. Clops them all. Slip something into their cappucinos and while they're all asleep just put your little brown signature on all their noses.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 16:12:18
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Where is the clops man these days anyway?
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 16:16:05
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I was wondering the same thing when I made that last post.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 16:17:09
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
It was on when I was but a nipper, but I haven't seen it in far too long. That show was so cool. I ain't getting on no damn plane, I pity the fool who gets in that damn plane.
Murdoch was my favourite.
"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
"Same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!"
how fucking kick ass would it be if they did an A-Team movie? with the original cast? (like, they need to come together for one last job)..
with all these bad movies from old TV shows, wouldn't an A-Team one (a good one) only make sense.
my idea would be to have all the original cast (yes, as is.. old farts) and shoot in the cheesy 80's TV style, only on a much bigger scale, with bigger explosions and shit (and hotter babes).
what do you think?
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