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Dallas
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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 Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:39:25
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We draw the line at 400 here in the good 'ol US of A. Anyone care to start a "FREE VIRLDEEN" movement??
ANDERSON, Ind. -- A 74-year-old Anderson man who's been arrested at least 400 times for drunken driving was sentenced Monday to 17 years in prison for his latest drunken driving conviction.
Virldeen Redmon was arrested in July for driving even though his license had been suspended for life.
His latest conviction was on charges of driving while intoxicated, endangering a person and driving while suspended.
Police have been arresting Redmon since 1947, including three times since June. He's had his driver's license suspended for life five times.
In 1996, a judge sentenced Redmon to 9-1/2 years in prison. That sentence was reduced in 2001 and he was released after a doctor testified that Redmon suffers from health problems. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:41:45
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| I feel a conniption coming on. |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:50:34
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Jesus Christ! How can you get arrested for drunk driving that many times? How can you get drunk that many times?
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 10:58:57
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| well, some experts think it's best to start driving and then start drinking, but I suggest you drink first, then drive, much easier |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:04:38
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Just as there are "World's Greatest Grandpa" mugs and shirts and what not...is there "World's Greatest Drunk Driver" merch?
And by the way...who fucking gets to decide who the world's greatest grandpa is anyway?????
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:07:11
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| they have a contest, the one who sucks cock the best wins |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:18:22
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| wow...that's just....just....wow that's just nasty. |
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:23:12
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| who are we to judge |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:25:41
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| Well, I guess you're right. |
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rockathon
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241 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:27:25
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| I sure as shit ain't judging that contest |
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 12:07:14
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Maybe Glen Campbell was working on a tribute to Mr. Redmon.
 Flexibility, Service, Expertise: The Cult of Frank |
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Dallas
= Cult of Ray =
USA
725 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 12:15:20
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or winona Judd. Maybe we can assume that Virldeen is a country music lover.
Really, with a name like Virldeen did the guy ever have a chance? Maybe society is a bit to blame for this. Anyone besided me willing to support some form of probation and rehabilitation? |
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rockathon
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 12:51:23
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| ever think maybe he wants to go to jail and learn how to be the world's greatest grandpa? |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 12:53:19
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quote:
Originally posted by rockathon
ever think maybe he wants to go to jail and learn how to be the world's greatest grandpa?
Do you have PaPa issues? |
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rockathon
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241 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 13:01:12
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| PaPa? |
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rockathon
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241 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 13:04:33
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| you offering to share some kind of magazine with me? |
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rockathon
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241 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 14:10:37
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| cause, you know, I'd have a look if you really wanted me too |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 15:51:26
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quote:
Originally posted by the swimmer
quote:
Originally posted by rockathon
ever think maybe he wants to go to jail and learn how to be the world's greatest grandpa?
Do you have PaPa issues?
Maybe you mean Papaw issues.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 18:39:29
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Jesus...I wonder how many people he's killed. If any, I'd bet he would get more time behind bars.
 "I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 19:38:49
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| Shouldn't he be called the world's worst drunk driver? |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 19:59:57
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Would a "great" drunk driver mean that he was great in level, as in the greatest number of accidents, pedestrians hit, etc., or would "great" refer to a man who can pull off all sorts of tricky maneuvers while intoxicated?
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 20:22:52
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To me, "Great" means weaving past the po-leece (has to be pronounced like that if your name is Virldeen), and whipping empty whiskey bottles through their windshields while yelling pro-Castro nonsense at the top of your lungs, and still managing to escape without harm to anyone involved. One day I'll get the "without harm" part right.
 I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank Toledo, Ohio! |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 12/02/2003 : 20:24:07
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| I'd have to agree with Spudboy on that one... well said. |
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