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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
 Posted - 12/02/2003 : 06:39:07
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Howsabout he virtually kiss my virtual patootie.
Look at him, cursing like a sailor. I told you he was messed up.
All you have to do is read his posts. And there are A LOT of them...waaahhh he seems to say in all of them.
And don't tell me not to read them. I try, but there's just so many of them, it's impossible. All with misleading titles. I'm just saying ...this isn't right. is it?
Apparently Hordik feels threatened by this as exemplified by his "ti-RAD-ical" posts. ( I wish a guitar squeal sound would eminate everytime someone reads the word "Tiradical")
Anyway, I'm laughing, they're entertaining, he's still fucked up and I will milk this for all his little fucked up mind can handle because it IS so entertaining.
After all, as was told to me MANY times about BPH, "If you just stop responding or paying attention to it...it will cease." Well go ahead, stop...but you can't cuz it's too entertaining and it's cheap fun in these hard economic times.
Or stop...prove me wrong.
Here's some smiley faces....        
They are all singing...can't you hear them singing mother....... |
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rockathon
- FB Fan -
241 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 09:22:42
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swimmer, my sock puppet ordered me to stick my tongue out at you; don't take it personally, he's got anger issues
btw, where you in a cheever short story at some point? |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 09:35:55
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I'd like to French Kiss your sock puppet.
Who's Cheever?
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 09:40:15
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| I think someone posted a link on here somewhere - it was mentioned he wrote some kind of short story that pertains to a swimmer...? |
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rockathon
- FB Fan -
241 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 09:43:13
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yeah, short story about a guy who's life is falling apart so he swims around the town, going from pool to pool, kind of a wet hordack |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:02:04
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You know the tag The Swimmer comes from the song, the swimmer by frank black of whom we are gathered here today.
It was at the time, my fav song and I liked the sentiment of the song.
But anyway, it's not a cheever story and if my life was falling apart I wouldn't
A. Get drunk out of my skull like an idiot
B. Posts useless posts like an idiot
C. Whine to you lot like an idiot.
So my being like a wet Hordik, a dry Hordik or any kind of Hordik at all is out of the question.
If my life was falling apart, I'd find something better to do with my time than post on FB.Net.
Like, hmmm, I don't know.....get my life BACK in order and stop being a panty waist. |
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rockathon
- FB Fan -
241 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:04:01
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| hey, at least he beat the guy up, baby steps |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 11:21:10
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| He shoulda done that from the beginning and then told his old girlfriend to get fucked instead of drinking and pissing and moaning and groaning. |
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 17:49:12
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Hey, get the name right, guys. It's H-O-R-D-A-K. No "C" to speak of. Don't any of you remember He-Man? Hordak and his evil horde? Morons.
To the one of you called the Swimmer, it is interesting and entertaining for me too, because my life isn't really falling apart. I really am a wealthy business entrepeneur who lives in Denver with a beautiful supermodel wife, two lovely kids, and a dog named Rascal. I have, however, been diagnosed with split personalities. This is actually the first time I have talked to you as any of them except for "Troy Wilgeph" who fancies that he is involved in a divorce and beat up a guy named Steve. I can't really recall any of what I said to you all, but I have gone back and re-read the posts. The only reason I even know that Troy was posting on this forum at all is because he/I was up posting late one night and left it on the computer without logging out. My real name is Geoff. There are at least three other personalities that I know of. |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 17:52:23
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I'm not one to judge...so if you're serious: I'm sorry.
If you are indeed joking: hahahaha |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 21:04:41
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| No, I believe I spelled it right whoredick. |
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2003 : 21:25:11
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| Don't make me sic my horde on you. Or my whores, for that matter, either. They will get all up on you and spread all their nasty VD's all over your defenseless body. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2003 : 06:32:43
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Years of VD has transformed my skin to an impenetrable shell.
Bring on your whores and I shall defeat them with my gangrenous pus shooting nipples.
(man, that even made me sick ) |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 12/03/2003 : 06:36:34
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Kinda' like the fem bots in Austen Powers? Except instead of cute pink lethal gas, it's green corrosive fluid...
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Grizwald
- FB Fan -
Canada
100 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2003 : 07:33:01
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Whoooo, The swimmer, theres a thinker.
The Cult Of J www.The-Cult.vze.com |
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