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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
 Posted - 11/18/2003 : 13:38:58
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i like brocoli. i don't like cauliflower though.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 15:07:03
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My daughter calls'em trees.
Can I have some cheese on my trees please? |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 01:04:05
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oh no don't threaten me with violence over an internet message board!!!
ooo you big mean cyber bully!! i'm telling my whore mother on you!!!!!! :( :( :( :
ps - lol. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 07:40:37
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You are an idiot.
You really need to choke on your own vomit and die alone.
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 07:59:00
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yeah i'm so dumb i think it's cool to say i'll beat the snot out of some guy i don't even know because i am such a colossal internet strong-man!!! that would sure show him!! what possible response could he have to that? clearly anything he said would be invalid because i said I WOULD PUNCH HIM!!!!
loooooooooooooooooool. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 10:08:51
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You are an idiot.
You really need to choke on your own vomit and die alone.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 10:50:18
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 11:02:15
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quote:
Originally posted by rockathon
the vegans, all that brocoli, pu
i didn't know brocoli caused gas.. that explains a lot (about my life).
thank you. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 11:09:23
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| also peppers, floop ;) |
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rockathon
- FB Fan -
241 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 11:09:58
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| you're welcome |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 11:12:03
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
also peppers, floop ;)
ah HA! hmmmm.
i learn something new every day here. |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 13:56:21
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it's official. a new study has determined that repeating yourself after someone replies to you is code for "plz do me in the butt."
sorry swimmer, i just don't like you that way. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 14:14:16
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
You guys are a breath of fresh air.
Nanna, don't lump me in with that. I don't think it's justified. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 14:19:21
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Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
oh no don't threaten me with violence over an internet message board!!!
I'm not threatening you over a message board. It is impossible to sink my fist into your soft little face over the internet. Trust me, I would love to do everything I wrote physically.
You really need to stop posting. No one cares. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 14:25:42
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Originally posted by the swimmer
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
You guys are a breath of fresh air.
Nanna, don't lump me in with that. I don't think it's justified.
Okay, but I still think dave should change your title to 'ray of sunshine' :) |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 14:31:19
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obviously, you do care. a lot. a disturbing amount.
dave should change your title to this:
ps - there's my soft squishy white face if you wanna practice being an internet tough guy you can print it out and punch it.
pps - i didn't make that for you, but instead for a group of people on the somethingawful forums. a few of them still have it. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 15:46:08
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quote:
Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
it's official. a new study has determined that repeating yourself after someone replies to you is code for "plz do me in the butt."
They were both relevant. Nice pic, btw, you look like a cool kind of guy.
 "I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 15:48:10
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I care that you are rude, and evil.
I wouldn't care if you would just stop being such an asshole and join the conversation normally.
But if you can't do that, why come here? Why don't you leave if you just want to say rude and cynical things.
A bully is someone who picks on people for no reason, just to show his percieved toughness.
In that definition, chum, I'm not the bully. Your baseless, rude and cynical posts that aren't even welcome consitute the perfect definition. You sit in the relative safety of your home or wherever you post from and get off on making people upset. You are a bully, you are an asshole.
And yes, I am upset by someone who is not nice and shoots off like you do. Yes I care that there isn't a place someone can go, a forum like this, without someone like you ruining it.
Fuck you. Go round and round you little bitch because in the end, I am right, and that gives me enough satisfaction in the small space of my life that this forum occupies.
Why do you like to do this? Do you masterbate while you come up with your shitty things to say?
And don't EVEN say anything about threatening over the internet because you know I will backup whatever I say in here given the chance. Something you can only make fun of far, far, away from any harm.
And I believe, that's the definition of a pussy. |
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Chris Knight
= Cult of Ray =
USA
899 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 16:51:12
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| Swimmer, get a life. You are, by far, the bigger bully/distraction on this forum. You really need to simmer down because some people have it in their head that you're just a little too obsessed, and I assume you wouldn't want that. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 17:25:10
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Originally posted by Chris Knight
Swimmer, get a life. You are, by far, the bigger bully/distraction on this forum. You really need to simmer down because some people have it in their head that you're just a little too obsessed, and I assume you wouldn't want that.
Explain why you say that then? You need to rethink that because according to your other posts, you don't seem that ignorant. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 17:30:07
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I guess you are right. Who gives a shit.
Let's just all be complete pricks.
I'll start now.
Fuck you. |
Edited by - the swimmer on 11/20/2003 17:44:49 |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 17:50:01
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To everyone, I am not trying to be immature and play sides here, but I don't understand why, after reading Ebb's posts and then swimmers, Chris Knight or anybody else would say that about the swimmer, as though he just attacks Ebb out of the clear blue. (I'm sure Ebb knows that I wish he'd choke to death on all the sperm he ingests.) Swimmer has, at times, seemed a little bit quick to engage people in verbal confrontation (like the El Barto thing a while back) but generally he doesn't just fly off the handle. I guess he's just strongly opinionated, and that rubs people the wrong way sometimes.
Ebb is a totally different story. I have rarely seen him post anything besides shit that he knows will piss people off. And what's more, it was awfully stupid of him to post that pale, pasty-faced pic of himself a while ago, as we can all ascribe a face to that anonymous piece of shit we all think of when we read the name: Ebb Vicious.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 18:10:18
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Hey swimmer, a statistic for ya:
It is a newly established fact that 100% of known Tennesseans on FB.Net hate Ebb Vicious.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2003 : 19:53:28
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 00:52:36
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please, do go on. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 00:54:41
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I've said my piece, bitch.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 01:01:58
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you guys really scare me. i'm terrified that on my next trip to tenessee you're going to attack me and beat me up, because you're obviously such rough and tumble fellows.
also, i don't know why chris knight would take my side when you two are being so plainly rational and thoughtful in your posts. i think he must be on drugs. you know how those dirty hippies are.
so in conclusion, thank you both for your important and helpful essays on why i am such a jerk. i really didn't know before and you've really helped to change my life.
i mean, gosh, just think of the horrible repurcussions of my past actions. i think my posts are probably what drove michael jackson to molest kids. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 01:41:40
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I wouldn't be surprised if you molested kids.
Just please admit that you like this negative attention, and please quit acting to Dave like the Swimmer and I are attacking you for no good reason. The only reason me and you hate each other is because of the bullshit reason that I dislike a Smashing Pumpkins album, if you didn't like the negativity you wouldn't have replied with some line like 'I had my head up my ass' for not liking Adore too much. Just please admit it, okay? No one wronged you initially; you just come on here and stir up shit.
Oh, by the way, your sarcasm is a terrible thing to behold.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 01:53:52
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quote:
Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
ps - there's my soft squishy white face if you wanna practice being an internet tough guy you can print it out and punch it.
pps - i didn't make that for you, but instead for a group of people on the somethingawful forums. a few of them still have it.
That's pretty funny that you posted that ugly mug on the "somethingawful" forums. It is something awful indeed. You look like Doogie Howser with a face full of acorns.
Anyone ever tell you you got a purty mouth? And them cheeks look like they'd stretch to accomodate quite a girth...
Hordak Says:
Fuck that asshole Steve! Die die die motherfucker!!! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 01:54:24
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No no, his sarcasm is deeply hilarious, and makes this thread worth frequenting. In fact, his whole positive outlook on life and other people's opinions makes me want to give the whole world a big hug.
Ebb Vicious, you my man, pasty boy.
Now thats sarcasm.
"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 06:10:58
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THIS IS WHAT HE WROTE IN THE GOD POST...IT"S SO FUNNY I HAD TO SHARE...
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Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
oh yeah sorry i guess he really hasn't done anything to earn that name. it's not like he replies to every post i make going on and on about how much he hates me and wants to "pound [my] face".
as far as the jesus comments go, i'll try to refer to him in a more kind manner from now on.
praise be.
Ask yourself what YOU did to provoke it first....
Wha, who , me??? Little innocent EBB VICIOUS...I don't stir up shit...it's just that mean oh buwwy da swimmer. I a lil ol angel.
And I thought you weren't upset by someone saying the want to beat your ass because it's only over the internet?
I guess when it comes down to it...you're a whiny baby.
If I had known you were only mentally 2 years old, I would have just taken your cynical rude posts in stride as the work of an immature and not developed lump of fecal matter in your head.
I guess I'll have to do that from now on. Chris Knight, have you met Baby Poohead? |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 09:32:16
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hahahah, where did i ever say i didn't like you guys being retarded like this? it's hilarious. i don't care you can do it as much as you want as far as i'm concerned. i just didn't like dave singling me out when at this point i'm just responding to you.
you guys sure know how to stay angry about something stupid.
hordak, i'm very sorry but neither you or swimmer are my type. i know you're hard up for a bj since your wife realized what a loser you are, but really, try to have a little more tact.
cheeseman, for a better version of your post please see my responses to swimmer earlier.
anyway, stop saying i "stirred this up" it's been months since i singled you guys out in any threads. i may have thrown a rock in the pond but you guys are the ones out there splashing around like epileptics.
edit: then again i wasn't just responding in the jesus thread but i apologize to jesus. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 10:11:18
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I'm not angry, this is kind of fun.
You still do "stir things up" by the mere fact of your presence. The only thing being, the people who have started posting since you last posted don't know you to be the asshole you are.
You don't seem to have any sense of reason whatsoever, because you seem to ENJOY stirring things up. There's no denying it. I don't know why no one can seem to get through to you, to some vestige of intelligence in your head, if there is one. I used you attacking me for not liking the Smashing Pumpkin's Adore as a reference to how irrational you seem to be. If I, for one moment, believed that you could, in the future, carry on a conversation without resorting to starting shit again -- shit like calling people names for not agreeing with your musical taste -- then I would've never said a word. Seriously, would you have just gone on posting since your return without ever going off on someone again for not agreeing with your opinion? No. Hence, you enjoy starting shit. It's inevitable.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 10:14:16
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Hey there my lil Ebby,
Nah, it don't really matter whether you're my type or not. I'll make you my type. My huge cock in your mouth will make sure of that. Yeah, I am a loser and yeah, I am in dire need of a BJ, and after all this time I got quite a load built up for those nice stretchable-looking cheeks of yours.
I hope you're ready for it, 'cause you're gonna get every last drop.
Hordak Says:
Fuck that asshole Steve! Die die die motherfucker!!! |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 10:28:07
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PLEASE GUYS....
It's not Egg Viscous, it's Baby Poohead.
Please refer to it by the correct name!
That was a low fucking blow on Hordak. Baby Poohead does deserve to be impaled through your white fleshy head with a rusty pike.
I joined the Cult of Baby Poohead cuz he's so siwwy and cyoot!!!!! |
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