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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
 Posted - 11/14/2003 : 13:58:46
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To new people reading this forum,
The amount of minutia in the aforementioned posting area, some of which I contributed including this one apologizing for them, has been astounding as of late.
We collectively are either:
A. Seriously in need of some sort of life
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B. Some slack ass mofos at work
I would prefer the latter although I sense a bit of A in us all (cough*cheeseman *cough* cough*)
I am sure we should have an injection of brains after this weekend. It was a hard week for us all what with the sudden realization that George W. Bush wasn't the genetic god and genius leader we all thought he'd be when we all voted for him.
Yeah and if you believe that, email me about a bridge I'd like to sell you.
It's now officially Friday. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 14:07:40
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| So start something you consider to be good then. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 14:11:21
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
So start something you consider to be good then.
You see, I say that I can't.
My brain hurts.
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Edited by - the swimmer on 11/14/2003 14:11:49 |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 14:27:45
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it would be boring if ALL threads were serious.a dose of stupidity doesn't hurt.would you go to the movies if all films were italian, mute and in black & white?neorealism is interesting and all but some times you just need a sylvester stalone film just to pass your time.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 14:30:18
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yeah. Or Seagal.
I'd like to see Seagal in one of those films you mentioned above.
Like there'd be sad clown or something and the film would be all scratchy and black and white and the clown would be going up to the screen and you could see him cry...
and then Seagal's fat ass would fly in and Karate kick him in the clown nuts.
Tee hee,
I'd buy THAT for a dollar. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 14:35:34
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And we're back to minutia.
Who are you kidding Jason. |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 14:41:22
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this is pretty odd.i thought of seagal even before stalone but i didn't have the courage to post it.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
www.superabound.altervista.org |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 14:42:35
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you are right though.a dose of kung fu would fit good in a pasolini film.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
www.superabound.altervista.org |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 15:00:00
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
it would be boring if ALL threads were serious.a dose of stupidity doesn't hurt.would you go to the movies if all films were italian, mute and in black & white?neorealism is interesting and all but some times you just need a sylvester stalone film just to pass your time.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
www.superabound.altervista.org
neorealism had its heart in the right place, and some great things came out of it (and still do) but ultimately it was a flawed concept.
all film is artificial and manipulative, no matter how you dice it. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 15:05:46
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staying on topic..
i agree, there is just too much silliness here. who cares about your flu shot? or new car horn idea? save it. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 17:16:53
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Originally posted by the swimmer
To new people reading this forum,
The amount of minutia in the aforementioned posting area, some of which I contributed including this one apologizing for them, has been astounding as of late.
We collectively are either:
A. Seriously in need of some sort of life
or
B. Some slack ass mofos at work
I would prefer the latter although I sense a bit of A in us all (cough*cheeseman *cough* cough*)
What are you trying to say? Actually, both statements probably fit me 100%, so swimmer, you're perfectly justified.
Although, define life. I'm happy to sit at home watching TV, and going out only occasionally. Am I not in possession of as good a life as anyone? Why are you victimising me? 
 "I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 11/14/2003 : 18:45:40
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2003 : 14:24:59
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My post was very tongue in cheek.
As you see I wrote that I was as guilty as anyone. I was just posting another useless thread.
You know what...if you switch the g around....I'm quilty as everyone as well.
*Useless picture of Quilt here*
Hey, currently I'm going nuts because this damn clip won't render in Movie Maker and I don't know why.
I love editing movies by the way. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2003 : 16:13:23
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Alright then I forgive you.
I might as well write something here anyway, I have to keep up my insane posting average.
Blaah-de-blaah. Blaah.
There you go.
Blimey, one glass of wine...
"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2003 : 21:43:59
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| If you want to see some people who are in need of a life and slacking off at work, go to the Ween forum on EZboard. That group of people are about one post away from being a cult. |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 11/15/2003 : 22:47:01
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| now apologize for all your crappy replies too. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2003 : 21:55:40
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Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
now apologize for all your crappy replies too.
As soon as your whore of a mother apologizes for spawning you from her cancerous womb.
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2003 : 22:28:29
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Originally posted by the swimmer
quote:
Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
now apologize for all your crappy replies too.
As soon as your whore of a mother apologizes for spawning you from her cancerous womb.
Damn! That was harsh. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2003 : 22:36:56
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that was harsh.
yet, oddly poetic. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 11/16/2003 : 22:40:56
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And oddly appropriate, I might add.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 03:20:30
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you might as well turn this into a field for your vicious insults.
Your mother was a snow-blower!
"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
871 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 03:25:10
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 03:30:34
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Shut it, goalpost head!
"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 08:56:28
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I assure you that statement I made to Ebb was sincere and not even from the darkest pit of my soul.
He is a vile piece of shit that I would beat till he puked blood, lost the hearing in his left ear and most in his right, had blurry vision and couldn't go to the bathroom without professional assistance.
He would love the attention, but everytime he had to use the special method of relieving waste from his body he'll wish he never asked for it.
Meanwhile, all calls to his whore mother for assistance would be futile as many moons ago her cell phone fell into one of the rolls of her gut and was pushed down and forgotten by the cancerous tumor festering and emiting rotten flesh odors under what plastic surgeons have tried to make a breast.
Doubtful she would have heard the ring anyway as her constant diet of homeless-man-cock for Alpo Coupons would have distracted her.
But sadly he'll still post like he's a big ol cranky badass to fill the one hole in his life that's not taken up by medical tubing full of liquified nutrients and assisted breathing apparatus.
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 13:40:15
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 13:43:59
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quote:
Originally posted by the swimmer
Meanwhile, all calls to his whore mother for assistance would be futile as many moons ago her cell phone fell into one of the rolls of her gut and was pushed down and forgotten by the cancerous tumor festering and emiting rotten flesh odors under what plastic surgeons have tried to make a breast.
well, i'm off to lunch now.. thanks for the visual.
mmmmmmm. cancerous tumor emitting rotten flesh odors.. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 14:00:22
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Well, good, I'm glad I'm not the only one who dislikes Ebb. I thought for a while it was just me.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2003 : 15:45:34
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Remind me not to get on your wrong side.
"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 09:11:26
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Remind me not to get on your wrong side.
"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
Not you cheese. You the cheeseman. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 09:38:51
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| Plus he's not that scary ;) |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 11:01:56
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Who me?
When it comes to the "piece of shit I shant repeat his name" yes, I could be that scary.
If you are talking baout cheeseman not being scary...I've heard stories.
Wild cheese filled nights. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 12:09:38
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| nope, still not scary |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 12:12:39
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CHEESE, I TELL YOU...
HOLDING A KNIFE SAYING....
"now the cheese is gonna cut YOU!!!"
brrrrrr....shivers me timbers matey. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 12:15:00
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| hmmmmmmm,uh-uh. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 12:17:36
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alright, who's cuttin the cheese?!?
It had to be done. ;) |
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rockathon
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241 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 12:24:33
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| the vegans, all that brocoli, pu |
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