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jbstevens
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 11/10/2003 : 06:24:58
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I am so tired at work today, I need to find some way of going to sleep without anyone noticing. So far I figured I could draw eyes on my eyelids so they'd look open when they're closed.
Help me out, I need suggestions of how to go to sleep without getting caught.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2003 : 08:21:22
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If you find out, let me know.
My eyes are a nice shade of red today. |
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =
914 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2003 : 09:57:25
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| pothead... |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2003 : 10:14:45
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| not from smoking pot silly. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2003 : 10:55:08
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Take headache pills with "may cause drowsiness" on the pack, and say you didn't realise. Works a charm.
 "I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 11/10/2003 : 10:58:29
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funny, I was hoping for a way to conceal my eyes in class this morning - I just couldn't keep them open.
 "I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2003 : 11:33:30
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schnapps will wake you, that or a few sprints...
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ain't it funny how the "don't fuck with me!" nooch |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2003 : 11:37:38
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Also, try the Calvin & Hobbes approach: cut a ping-pong ball in half and paint eyeballs on each side. This may make you look too awake...
"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2003 : 15:47:50
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Or a pair of glasses with open eyes drawn on, like Homer Simpson wore when he was on jury duty.
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
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interloper
= Cult of Ray =
440 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2003 : 15:53:38
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| I think the best idea in this situation is to have your live in mate of preference (if you have one), to call you at work, then you act like something serious needs to be attended to that requires you to leave. It has worked for me on various occasions. |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 11/10/2003 : 17:22:34
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quote:
Originally posted by interloper
I think the best idea in this situation is to have your live in mate of preference (if you have one), to call you at work, then you act like something serious needs to be attended to that requires you to leave. It has worked for me on various occasions.
I've used that a couple of times.
Felt a little guilty at first, though.
Got over it during the drive home.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2003 : 17:26:15
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Find a way to transform into a cartoon character. You'll have a much easier time creating a pair of fake eyes.
 "I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 11/10/2003 : 17:37:18
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Just ask Charles where he had his pair.
You can see them on the Orange album booklet, illustrating Ten Percenter.
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