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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
 Posted - 10/09/2003 : 13:00:49
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car-soda? okay, i think you're trying to patronise me;)
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 13:03:10
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I am not, I just told you (still a minor) how to sneak alcohol pretty much anywhere;)
Alright, a cola okay. |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 13:10:16
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okay. thats much better.
doo doo doo... |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 13:19:47
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It'd be pretty interesting if you perked up and popped the bags, though. :)
"I'm telling you, she could cut through diamond"
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 13:26:42
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hahah, *kasplash!*
doo doo doo... |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 13:31:33
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Hey Carolynanna, if you plan on applying for a patent (hey, it could happen!) maybe there should be a disclaimer:
"Everclear Use Caution: Beware of open flame"
This is sad - I just found a recipe for Everclear jello. hmmm - that could work!
Everclear Jello (190 proof grain alcohol) Orange Flavored Jello
Knox Unflavored Jello
1 cup of Everclear
Take the 4 cup of water jello box and empty it into a bowl
mix in 3 cups
hot water and disolve jello
add two packets of knox unflavored jello
add the cup of everclear. Pour into [**bra**] mold or for best results pour into
pill cups (small ones you get in the hospital) and let set 2+ hours.
Vodka can be substituted for everclear with good results
just use two
cups of vodka and two cups of water.
First we sow the seed, nature grows the seed and then we eat the seed.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 13:32:58
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Now...where to find a bra....
"She talks to birds, she talks to angels, she talks to trees...she don't talk to me" |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 13:46:00
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apl, that is great! know, how to charm my friend alana's brother to get alcohol(my friend jen shows him cleavage, but she ain't always gonna be there!)i think i'll have to fill this bra up with plain old water first;)
doo doo doo... |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 13:48:59
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god, whats with all my bad spelling? substitute 'know' with 'now'.
doo doo doo... |
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steveplymouthuk
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 14:02:36
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I really like the idea of alcoholic breasts.
Its how you use them that counts anyway. |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 14:04:45
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wow, veronica better not be doin this;)
doo doo doo... |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 14:08:00
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
5-minute 90-proof breast augmentation
lol,
and ya, I walk in with Ds and come out...well...with much less than that;)
Oh and you can't just drink one side at a time either ;) |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 14:11:15
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so you gotta take a sup outta each cup everytime-not a problem.
doo doo doo... |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 16:20:42
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| I've been doing this, in my pants tho, for years. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 18:28:39
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Some men use socks, others, flasks...
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 22:04:03
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| Oooh..flask...that's a smart idea! Bet it does stain as much either. Or sting. |
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Steev
- FB Fan -
39 Posts |
Posted - 10/10/2003 : 14:33:58
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Okey dokey. Since there's so much more interest in ta-tas than the poster... the winner of the auction willl also receive a CD-ROM with Mere's infamous picture on it.
Happy bidding! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 10/10/2003 : 14:42:31
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See, that won't work, either. Every cat that you see under a person's name reflects their familiarity with mere's body in various degrees of nudity. One cat, one breast. Two, two. Three, well, I'm just going to say that she didn't make her film debut in total recall, so go from there. Animated cats suggest regular video conference priviliges. And you thought Dave ran this site...
To make a long story short, you'd better fill that CD to the brim. :) And get up to 50 posts, quick.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 10/10/2003 : 22:58:46
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I still haven't seen the cleavage. WTF.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / Did anyone else have to give up their first born?" |
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Steev
- FB Fan -
39 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2003 : 09:05:15
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Here ya go, buddy:
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Edited by - Steev on 10/14/2003 10:45:38 |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2003 : 09:15:45
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This displeases me. Y'all better be nice or I'll start posting pregnant nudie pics and birth shots. That'll put the fear of god into you.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2003 : 11:39:12
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| Please god, no!!! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2003 : 12:02:55
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Yeah, and they won't necessarily be mine.
You have twelve hours.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
Edited by - mereubu on 10/12/2003 12:32:16 |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2003 : 12:50:59
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Oh boy, this is going in my porno folder.
And feel free to post pregnant nudie pics also...pregnant women are sexy.
I have too many hormones in me.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / Did anyone else have to give up their first born?" |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2003 : 13:33:09
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Oh brother.
Well, some pregnant women may be sexy, if you think it's sexy when someone gains 75 pounds, goes on three-day hormone-fueled crying jags and eats chocolate chips right out of the bag with a serving spoon. Tall, skinny ladies w/little basketball bellies might perhaps be sexy, but most of the pregnant women I've known, myself included, look about as sexy as Frances McDormand in Fargo. I was so gigantically, comically pregnant that I actually had complete strangers come up to me and say, "Honey, it just hurts me to look at you." It's like, "Yeah? Come closer so I can really hurt you."
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2003 : 20:42:10
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I'm not about to express my personal boundaries when it comes to my ideals in sexiness for fear of being beaten up. Let's just say I have eclectic tastes, I guess. Don't be offended.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / Did anyone else have to give up their first born?" |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 14:25:55
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No wonder Jim never has time to work on the FB DB...
*duck* |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2003 : 14:33:07
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or goose!
;)
When Buckminster Fuller came to Canada, he kept asking the same question:
"Have you ever really considered how much your buildings actually weigh?" --"The Big Top." |
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Steev
- FB Fan -
39 Posts |
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 10:48:45
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hopefully bids will roll in in the last hour. some surfer rosa postcards were at £5 the other day and in the last few hours they shot up to £40. someone really wanted them. you should have put a picture on.....and made it available to *Europe*!!
"Joan my Clerk of Trompe / And You'll be chick-a-be enlightened" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
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blarg007
= Cult of Ray =
USA
493 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 11:13:14
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wife-horse manure: anyone who uses the word 'bones' for money
is a pure profiteer on the make.
strange hair 'n pair o' dice |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 11:25:38
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*whispers* his wife's crazy!!!
then again car, do you let your husband put up metallica and slayer posters? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 11:27:32
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Actually, he gets one room to put whatever he wants in there. The rest is all mine...
and that's funny b/c among the Accused, Misfits, Smalls there are Metallica and Slayer posters.... |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2003 : 11:38:33
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| ooh. in your words, "trippy". |
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