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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
 Posted - 10/08/2003 : 08:31:39
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Heh-heh.
Steev, I predict that no one will bid on it until the last few minutes, when we'll all tear each other to bits trying to get it.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 08:32:38
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heh...DAMN i have no credit cards!!!
buenos tardes amigos... |
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Bartholomew
= Cult of Ray =
USA
344 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 09:58:48
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| My God! I'm a day late. I just so happen to have a bit of a thing for (no offense, Mere) older ladies. Come on. How's bout an encore for the truly appreciative fans...Come on. I've got an old Motley Crue poster in the back of my closet you could have... |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 10:21:55
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No offense? You just called her old!
Being in your 30s is not old, say it damnit! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 10:23:08
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not at all
buenos tardes amigos... |
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Steev
- FB Fan -
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 10:45:14
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| Why hasn't anyone suggested he donate the profits to FB.net? =P |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 11:40:11
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Steev-
Have you thought about donating the profits to this one snazzy site? it's called FB.net
--> http://psychictwin.tripod.com <-- |
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Bartholomew
= Cult of Ray =
USA
344 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 12:13:28
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
No offense? You just called her old!
Being in your 30s is not old, say it damnit!
I absolutely, positively, never-in-my-life, said “old”. I said “older”. I’m 27 see. My sincere apolgies sweet Carolynanna for the confusion. Never in my lifetime shall it happen again. I swear it to thee with all my honor. Now, help a married man out and let’s see some titties! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 12:15:04
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| Easy chachi. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 12:18:37
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I actually think I was 27 in that picture. Clearly it's time for some new cheesecake photography.
Oh OK, I'll put it back up for an hour or so, but now I'm afraid that y'all have inflated expectations. Check back to my original post in about five minutes.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
Edited by - mereubu on 10/08/2003 12:23:11 |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 12:23:42
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Easy chachi.
Heh-heh. You said chachi.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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Bartholomew
= Cult of Ray =
USA
344 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 12:56:45
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| Very nice, Mere. :) I am not disapointed in the least. Your husband is one lucky feller. |
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Dallas
= Cult of Ray =
USA
725 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 16:01:06
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Thanks for saving my day Mere. It was ruined when I thought I missed out on the pic.
I am duly impressed, nations have gone to war over less cleavage than that... |
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Dallas
= Cult of Ray =
USA
725 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 16:02:35
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| HEY! You can see your face in that pic! Your cute too!! |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 16:18:41
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wow, i'm never putting up a picture of my cleavage, namely because i haven't got any yet;).
mere, any advice on a good push-up bra, or do you even need one???
doo doo doo... |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 16:40:49
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Aw, y'all are sweet, in a horndog kind of way. You've made a pill-popping housewife's day.
Hey, I rhymed!
Jessie, I have no need of the push-up bra, but my sister says that the water-filled ones are fun. I'd be a little nervous about the potential for embarassment there, but what do I know? I do have on a corset in that pic b/c I had just finished a heavily-costumed acting gig. Those things are so constrictive that poor boobs have no choice but to try to hurl themselves out of the top lest they be smooshed. I swear, the shit women had to wear!
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 18:36:24
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By the way this thread has ended up, one might think that Steev was selling a wall-sized poster of "Surfer Rosa" rather than TOTY.
 "I joined the Incredible Cult of Frank / Then I got pissed and turned green" |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 18:40:26
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Alright, I'm putting the boobs to bed for good this time. Carry on.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 20:19:02
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Dude, I missed the boobs twice. Could you please email them to me? I've always had an addiction to older women. Case in point:
I had a 1st grade girlfriend in kindergarten.
My first "real girlfriend" was 18 when I was 15.
My love is 25 and I'm 20.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / Did anyone else have to give up their first born?" |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 20:25:44
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Wow, that first grade/kindergarten age gap is monumental. I imagine as time went by the age gap wouldn't seem so odd. If you guys would have gotten married, 25 years later she would have been about 31 and you would have been 30.
"I joined the Incredible Cult of Frank / Then I got pissed and turned green" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 20:59:33
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Fuck off, it's a big thing when you're that young. Don't get mad at me because you can't get laid. It's your own fault: you gotta make yourself available.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / Did anyone else have to give up their first born?" |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2003 : 23:43:05
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| HA! I was dating my 48yr old aunt when i was in Grade 1. Beat that. |
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Bartholomew
= Cult of Ray =
USA
344 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 08:54:15
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| Dave, you had my leftovers. I was in Kindergarten when I broke it off with your talky-too-much/don't-put-out-enough aunt. You must've caught her on the rebound. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 09:58:57
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| well coo coo kachoo..... |
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Bartholomew
= Cult of Ray =
USA
344 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 11:43:29
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
well coo coo kachoo.....
Bless you. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 11:50:41
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| Thank you. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 11:53:31
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Brain...hurts...
buenos tardes amigos... |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 12:16:33
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hmm, the water-filled bra idea scares me a little, and i don't know if they're easy to get on the average highstreets of ireland. i guess they would be kinda fun though.
doo doo doo... |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 12:25:20
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| the water filled bra gave a couple of my friends a good idea on how to sneak alcohol to non licensed shows. 2 really good ziploc bags and your in ;) |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 12:33:01
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but do you have to suck the alcohol out of the bra or are they easy to take out?
doo doo doo... |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 12:47:52
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Okay Jess,
just put the alcohol filled ziploc bags in your bra (they usually don't pat you down there). Buy a soda, go to the bathroom, empty ziplocs into your soda and voila.... |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 12:57:19
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5-minute 90-proof breast augmentation - I like it. Hopefully, by the time you come out of the ladies' room, everyone will be drunk enough that they don't notice you dropped a couple "cups"!
Sorry! Methinks I need to ween off of this bad pun habit.
First we sow the seed, nature grows the seed and then we eat the seed.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 12:57:21
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ummm...question 1:what the....?
question 2: where do i get one...?
buenos tardes amigos... |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2003 : 13:00:11
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
5-minute 90-proof breast augmentation
lol,
and ya, I walk in with Ds and come out...well...with much less than that;) |
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