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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
 Posted - 10/05/2003 : 16:43:53
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i had the misfortune of seeing the last hour of last night's SNL and john mayer performing twice was a portion of the torture.
from his boring lyrics and totally uninteresting strum strum strumming away he is utterly without merit. his singing style is so fucking contrived, it makes me want to vomit. like macey gray, he has zero talent and tries to replace it with a horrible gimmick voice.
he's not even like GQ studly (or is he? i'm a bad judge of male looks i guess), so i really, really don't see why he's famous. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 16:47:19
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Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
i had the misfortune of seeing the last hour of last night's SNL and john mayer performing twice was a portion of the torture.
from his boring lyrics and totally uninteresting strum strum strumming away he is utterly without merit. his singing style is so fucking contrived, it makes me want to vomit. like macey gray, he has zero talent and tries to replace it with a horrible gimmick voice.
he's not even like GQ studly (or is he? i'm a bad judge of male looks i guess), so i really, really don't see why he's famous.
Oh come now...he's the new and improved younger Dave Matthews.
The new crop of Sorority girls have to have SOMETHING to dance to.
Mayer sucks the shit out of the microbes that are in shit. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 16:49:23
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He sounds about as bad as Billy Corgan and the Pumpkins when they did "Adore."
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 16:51:44
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swimmer:
that's a good point. but even dave matthews has more talent than john mayer. i guess the dave matthews-esqueness is why he's famous.
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Originally posted by glacial906
He sounds about as bad as Billy Corgan and the Pumpkins when they did "Adore."
which is hilarious since "adore" is one of the best albums ever made.
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 16:59:16
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| Heh heh. Good one, Ebb. I forgot, not everyone is as punk as you, and likes the hardcore shit. |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 17:03:38
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punk? hardcore?
try intelligent for both. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 17:05:54
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I think you're pissed off.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 17:09:18
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| that would be because you're an idiot, and i'm going over your head like a propellor beanie. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 17:13:34
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| Probably more because you've had to resort to lame-ass replies. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 17:23:27
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Dave Matthews is definitely more talented than John "Oscar" Mayer "Weiner".
Mayer is a Berklee ass-kiss. |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 17:36:26
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| hhmmmm tensions. Anyway, John Mayer is about the worst "musician" alive. Matthews blows too. Watching either of them makes me want to heave. Mayer is music for girls and their mothers. I haven't met a guy yet who likes him though I've heard of a few. |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 17:41:03
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Originally posted by glacial906
Probably more because you've had to resort to lame-ass replies.
do you even realize that this statement makes no sense in the context of the previous replies?
loooooooooooooooool |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 17:43:17
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| Um, no, it makes perfect sense. Everything you've said so far has been pretty lame. |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 17:44:56
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hahahahah.
yes it has been, but that has nothing to do with me being angry or you thinking that i'm angry because you're stupid.
do you have this much trouble following a conversation in real life or just when you're forced to read? :( |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 17:54:03
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| I have problems following the conversations of idiots, especially idiots who are trying to convince themselves that they're anything but. I know you, Ebb. You will reply by laughing at my comment, and then make a lame-ass comment of your own. Try something new. Try to shut the fuck up for just a bit. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 18:18:13
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<Moderator clears his throat>.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 18:34:53
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Unfortunately I've heard John Mayer's whole first album and it is without a doubt the worst, most boring, sleepy-ass music I've ever heard. it was in the background when I was hanging out with a few acquaintances and I honestly couldn't take it. A bunch of whiney girls would have gotten mad if I changed it because they seemed to love it. How? Why? I have no clue.
 "I joined the Incredible Cult of Frank / Then I got pissed and turned green" |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 18:35:36
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Chris Knight
= Cult of Ray =
USA
899 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 18:41:25
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 18:54:10
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| i thank vishnu that i have never had to listen to his entire album. i don't know what masochistic poltergeist forced me to listen to his two crappy songs last night :P |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 20:56:53
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From what I've unfortunately seen of Mayer, even his stage setup mocks Dave Matthews. Look at the sensitive guy with the acoustic guitar. He's a fucking Dave Matthews clone. Now there are two and I didn't even like the first one. These things are multiplying and someone's got to stop them.
The song I saw was a completely contrived "live" show with panning cameras hanging from tracks above a crowd of swooning girls in their late teens/early 20s. There were probably "applause" signs to remind them when to clap. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 21:08:21
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Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
Bwahahaha, the Sneaky Butcher strikes again!
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Jayhawk
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Posted - 10/05/2003 : 21:36:19
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| I hate everything about John Mayer. How 'bout those awful facial expressions he makes while singing? Shitty lyrics, shitty music, etc.... I'd like to see John Mayer stripped naked and set loose in the crowd at a Pantera show. |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 22:18:12
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I loath those facial expressions! I always complain about them. A girl told me the other day that he does that on purpose. WHY! Does he think it'll make his unique?
I did hear him say something I liked though. He said in an interview, "That so many girls now find me attractive only proves that the guitar is the perfect airbrush." At least he's honest. |
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Atheist4Catholics
= Cult of Ray =
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 23:22:13
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I actually went to college with him. Didn't really know him though as he only stayed for one semester.
He's a fantastic guitar player, mediocre songwriter, terrible vocalist, and(though he doesn't know it yet,) gay as a gay dollar bill. He makes shopping at the supermarket unenjoyable. Everytime that shitty "body-wonderland" song comes on, I throw my milk and eggs at the nearest shopper and run screaming out the door. Then I sit in the tub with a box of S.O.S. and scrub my body bloody, but I never get clean.
 "Join the Cult of Clootie / and you'll get more booty!" www.mp3.com/clootie |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2003 : 23:56:37
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I'm tittering like a titmouse over here. That was bloody funny.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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noexx
= Cult of Ray =
361 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2003 : 01:40:05
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| never heard john mayer but i bet he sucks |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2003 : 06:37:00
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quote:
Originally posted by noexx
never heard john mayer but i bet he sucks
You would win this bet if there was anyone to bet AGAINST you.
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Do you wanna touch me THEY-ER, WHEY-ER, THEY-ER |
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Itchload
= Cult of Ray =
USA
891 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2003 : 07:48:20
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| This is a true story. My roommate and I used to have "John Mayer Wars", wherein we'd try to find creative ways to subject eachother to the song "Body is a Wonderland" (easily one of the worst songs ever written). My roommate finally won when--as I showered, he sent the song to my computer as an MP3, played it, put it on repeat, turned the volume up all the way and removed the knob so I couldn't turn it down, and put on a screen saver with a password so I couldn't get to it. It was genius, and all in 10 minutes or so. |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2003 : 08:18:30
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quote:
Originally posted by Itchload
This is a true story. My roommate and I used to have "John Mayer Wars", wherein we'd try to find creative ways to subject eachother to the song "Body is a Wonderland" (easily one of the worst songs ever written). My roommate finally won when--as I showered, he sent the song to my computer as an MP3, played it, put it on repeat, turned the volume up all the way and removed the knob so I couldn't turn it down, and put on a screen saver with a password so I couldn't get to it. It was genius, and all in 10 minutes or so.
Jesus H Christ
I don't know whether to laugh or weep uncontrollably. That is truly horrible
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2003 : 08:36:52
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i'm sure i'd hate him, even though i'm a girl.
doo doo doo... |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2003 : 09:00:33
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quote:
Originally posted by Brackish Girl
i'm sure i'd hate him, even though i'm a girl.
doo doo doo...
If you have a brain in your skull connected to your spinal cord you would. |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2003 : 09:18:18
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well, i think i have, i can type can't i(badly, but oh well..)?
doo doo doo... |
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Dallas
= Cult of Ray =
USA
725 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2003 : 10:20:09
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this thread makes me feel all warm inside. I thought I was the only one who realized that Mayer is totally derived and without merit.
My crystal ball says he will be judging American Jr's by next year and on Celebrity Mole thereafter.... |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2003 : 10:22:42
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| If he's lucky,he might end up the center square on Hollywood Squares. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2003 : 10:47:25
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
If he's lucky,he might end up the center square on Hollywood Squares.
Are you suggesting that he somehow merits being compared with Paul Lynde? How dare you!
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