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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
 Posted - 10/02/2003 : 10:25:05
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Standing a couple inches above the rows and rows of previously enjoyed...or should i say not enjoyed Cd's
waiting for the customers to GET THE HELL OUT!
why the hell am i in retail...OOOhhh yes... I have no High school education... and I need to pay rent...
ive tried everything to lose customers, I've tried the whole...not showering thing...ive tried the onion sandwich thing..heh...lets just say I feel evil selling used Cd's...where the artists dont see a damn red cent.
Well Anywho...i think ive finally found a way!
I was at a crappy little poolhall/crack house yesterday and for some reason found myself chewing on my nails...which slowly turned into the skin around my nails... and now there is a thick crimson
ring around my pointer finger...when people see this...the scream and run from the room...(well thats what they do in my head...and really what else is reality?)
If your wondering what the hell this is...
Im alone in the store...listening to Frank Black and Billy Holiday...
AAAAAAANd......I have nothing better to do....why work...when you dont have to?
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
Edited by - Coldheartofstone on 10/02/2003 13:11:40 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 10:28:34
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quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
why work...when you dont have to?
that's like my personal mantra =) |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 11:18:22
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Oh screw this Im goin for a smoke...these people are just gonna have to understand!!!
Perpetual beginner I am
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 11:45:04
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If there ever was a cliche for the typical cd store employee, Meet Cold Heart of Stone.
Did you ever paint your fingernails black? |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 11:49:35
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You always resented those kids from Empire records didnt you...
I think everyone that works in a cd store ARE the cliche
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 11:50:14
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You always resented those kids from Empire records didnt you...
I think everyone that works in a cd store ARE the cliche
and i dont paint my fingernails...
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 12:15:17
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boy am i sad....
i think im pretty much talking to myself now
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:13:01
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"At laaaaast......"
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:14:56
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"Good morning Heartache..."
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:19:30
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I'm afraid I've used up my Billy Hollidayities. I just wanted to sound cool....
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:23:59
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heh...well... that was etta James who sang that song... not billy holiday..
but dont worry... you still look very cool..
heh
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:26:44
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I don't deserve to live.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:30:13
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hehhah
thats a little harsh, I mean im the one who knew that... im such a music nerd
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:31:56
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Nerds: unite! I work hard every day to be more of a music nerd. I challenge you to a nerd off!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:33:11
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sound the trumpets!!
lets go !*snort*
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:33:56
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| Well well well, Mike doesn't know his shit again. I think I like this Alicia character. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:35:40
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Ohhh...your makin me smile... thanks..
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:39:18
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Carolyn, my old nemisis. Who let you out of your hole? (Love ya!)
And I don't care for this Alicia character. All that smilin'...
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:40:54
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GGrrrrrrr....alright nerdlinger...
uhh...yeh thats all i got
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:42:28
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thats pretty weird, i was watching 'unbreakable' last night(some bruce willis flick) and there's a scene in a music/comic store and the clerk guy kept telling this guy to choose something, cos he needed "to get some chicken into me!" or some such, and what was on the speakers? 'I've Been Tired'. it was 'heartofstone a couple years ago!!!
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:42:35
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I assure you, my bra-bomb will work.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:43:46
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| crap crap crappity jones |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:45:34
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Oh ill show you chicken... (what the hell does that even mean Al...Im so damn bored)
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:45:35
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oh wait, are you a girl? nevrmind*precedes to look embarrased*
doo doo doo... |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:46:44
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So, what did you do after you looked embarrassed? And who uses an embarrassed look to precede something? Crazy preamble, Jessie.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:47:18
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heh...no prob...it seems everyone here also thinks im a man... maybe its my short quick grunty coments... err..
sorry guys
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:51:31
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It's your large testicles, me thinks. Very manish.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:52:11
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You can see those...DAMNIT
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 13:57:02
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quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
It's your large testicles, me thinks. Very manish.
ixies
And I think it's the way you swing them above your head like a bolero and clobber dumb idiots like myself with them. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 14:00:50
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I'm dancing to her new bolero.
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 14:01:48
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quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
I'm dancing to her new bolero.
ixies
Speedy, you're so predictable.  |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 14:04:13
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alright enough about by balls... there sensitive..
HOOhaa
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 14:04:24
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Okay.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 14:05:37
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aww.,.come on that wasnt that bad...
Forget your Ying, and go fuck your Yang! - FB |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 14:08:24
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quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
So, what did you do after you looked embarrassed? And who uses an embarrassed look to precede something? Crazy preamble, Jessie.
ixies
come on mike, i'm young. i don't even know what preamble means!
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2003 : 14:11:28
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Think of it as conversational foreplay. And if you don't know what "foreplay", is can teach about that, too....
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