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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
 Posted - 09/23/2003 : 00:28:12
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My personal fave is:
'Your mother used to work in a sperm donor clinic until she got caught drinking on the job.'
Full Metal Jacket is an excellent film for these kind of put downs.
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about? |
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Visiting Sasquatch
= Cult of Ray =
USA
451 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 14:21:46
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| That sounds like one from Amelie..."Someone must've peed in your mother!"...you have to imagine this with a French accent...and on top of that, in the French language. |
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miguel
- FB Fan -
USA
213 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2003 : 05:58:20
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| How about, "your so fat.. that your as fat as a fat thing that's really fat.."? |
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2003 : 19:58:05
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Hey! Fuck you and Jo'!
Joe who?
Jo' Mama!
Never a response.
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
It's step, hip, step, pivot! Are you trying to piss-off the volcano?! |
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Sheamus
= Cult of Ray =
Australia
345 Posts |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2003 : 07:26:38
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If you don't like it don't read it..... Swimmer you really have a chip on your shoulder my friend. Funnily enough it is you who consistently behaves like a 14 year old when you dedicate numerous threads to bitching people because they have pissed you off.
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Edited by - Stuart on 09/25/2003 07:48:21 |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2003 : 09:16:07
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Originally posted by Stuart
If you don't like it don't read it..... Swimmer you really have a chip on your shoulder my friend. Funnily enough it is you who consistently behaves like a 14 year old when you dedicate numerous threads to bitching people because they have pissed you off.
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
Well, I guess it shouldn't matter as anyone can obviously start a thread on anything as witnessed by your dearth of amazingly interesting and useful topics.
I guess we just agree to disagree and that's what discussion forums are all about, clopser. |
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2003 : 10:03:54
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Originally posted by Stuart
My personal fave is:
'Your mother used to work in a sperm donor clinic until she got caught drinking on the job.'
my fave - your mum is like a skateboard - flat and hard to ride on.
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2003 : 14:27:03
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Speaking of mamas, here's one from mine: "Hell, he's so stupid he couldn't pour piss out of boot if the directions were written on the sole."
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2003 : 18:20:15
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Originally posted by the swimmer
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Originally posted by Stuart
If you don't like it don't read it..... Swimmer you really have a chip on your shoulder my friend. Funnily enough it is you who consistently behaves like a 14 year old when you dedicate numerous threads to bitching people because they have pissed you off.
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
Well, I guess it shouldn't matter as anyone can obviously start a thread on anything as witnessed by your dearth of amazingly interesting and useful topics.
I guess we just agree to disagree and that's what discussion forums are all about, clopser.
You obviously fail to realise that in the recent past you have started threads aimed at provoking people, do you find them amazingly interesting and useful? The fact that a couple of them have been locked by Dave, shows that they are infantile and serve no purpose.
I'm not going to get involved in a slagging match with you (which is what you seem to like to do best on this forum) so I'll leave it at that.
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Edited by - Stuart on 09/25/2003 18:22:00 |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2003 : 19:42:32
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Originally posted by Stuart
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Originally posted by the swimmer
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Originally posted by Stuart
If you don't like it don't read it..... Swimmer you really have a chip on your shoulder my friend. Funnily enough it is you who consistently behaves like a 14 year old when you dedicate numerous threads to bitching people because they have pissed you off.
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
Well, I guess it shouldn't matter as anyone can obviously start a thread on anything as witnessed by your dearth of amazingly interesting and useful topics.
I guess we just agree to disagree and that's what discussion forums are all about, clopser.
You obviously fail to realise that in the recent past you have started threads aimed at provoking people, do you find them amazingly interesting and useful? The fact that a couple of them have been locked by Dave, shows that they are infantile and serve no purpose.
I'm not going to get involved in a slagging match with you (which is what you seem to like to do best on this forum) so I'll leave it at that.
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
Nor will I slag with you. You do your stupid posts, I'll do mine. |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2003 : 20:14:29
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right on.
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Sheamus
= Cult of Ray =
Australia
345 Posts |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 06:43:04
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Originally posted by PsychicTwin
Yeah, I do find The Swimmer's button-pushing antics quite amusing.
--> http://psychictwin.tripod.com <--
Hopefully sly digs but digs nonetheless. Stuart is a good guy. I was just chain yanking.
How's China doing, Stewie? |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2003 : 12:30:30
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Not bad Swmmiepooes, very drunk and in need of sleep.... see you guys tomorrow. Cannot believe Bob Palmer has passed away....
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