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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
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 Posted - 09/22/2003 : 19:10:58
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A lot of people have shared their dislike for the word "panties." Here's the worst word for females to call their sweet spot:
coochie
If there's any word to call "that" which would make me go limp in seconds, this is the one. What a gross word.
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2003 : 19:45:55
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Copulate is not a fun word. Nor is coitus. So clinical. Eww.
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 09/22/2003 : 19:51:59
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Originally posted by El Barto
A lot of people have shared their dislike for the word "panties." Here's the worst word for females to call their sweet spot:
coochie
If there's any word to call "that" which would make me go limp in seconds, this is the one. What a gross word.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / Did anyone else have to give up their first born?"
Queef.
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miguel
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 09/22/2003 : 19:52:38
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I've always found "bacon strip" to be much worse than coochie.
I love that episode of that 70's show where Donna has a nightmare about Eric having girls panties hidden everywhere.. "Panties.... Glorious Panties..!"
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 09/22/2003 : 20:01:53
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"Twat" and "cunt" are both pretty nasty words too, but I agree not as bad as "coochie." Coochie just sounds so redneck.
As for "bacon strip" I've never heard that one before, but any word that refers to any part of a vagina as food is just disgusting. Like, "roast beef." Ugh...
I really wonder if there are words that would agree with me more as for anatomy...on one end there's the vulgar and obscene: cunt, pussy, cock, dick, etc, and on the other is the clinical terms, which sound just as bad in a different way.
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2003 : 20:38:08
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"Ejaculate."
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2003 : 21:34:56
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Twat..... I didn't know that this was a bad word until recently.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2003 : 22:08:59
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smegma.
that is all.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2003 : 22:23:53
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I agree with queef and twat...taint is another. Referring to a vagina as a form of food? That's gross...referring to a penis as a form of food (i.e. foot long hero, sausage), that's comic gold!
Vagina is another gross word. I have a dialog every time we go to the store and go into the "personal hygene" section with all those disgusting products with names like "Vagisil" and "Vagigard" and "Anusol". How fucking vulgar is that!? That's disgusting man, can't they come up with some better names? You don't see Gold Bond called like, "Penicure" or condoms called "Peniguard" and shit. God damnit, if I see one more commercial for vagisil and hear the words "secretions" and anything that gives the vision of cottage cheese coming out of that thing, I'm gonna flip a bitch.
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2003 : 22:58:34
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Santorum..
You should go and see the Vagina Monologues there Jimmy..and a bunch of you actually. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 01:18:50
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The absolute worst one I've heard... well it's almost to horrible to associate myself with. But I'll post it anyway.
Beef curtains.
It really makes me cringe, and then giggle a little. Alright, I feel terrible now.
And Jim, "taint" rules. It's the best thing to call the fleshy fun bridge.
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Blackolyte
- FB Fan -
USA
109 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 01:19:59
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Hair Pie and Gash are gross too.  |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 01:29:33
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There is a gash, in your leg, really wide.
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
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Posted - 09/23/2003 : 02:11:01
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Originally posted by speedy_m
The absolute worst one I've heard... well it's almost to horrible to associate myself with. But I'll post it anyway.
Beef curtains.
It really makes me cringe, and then giggle a little. Alright, I feel terrible now.
And Jim, "taint" rules. It's the best thing to call the fleshy fun bridge.
ixies
Beef curtains goes hand in hand with Gammon Gristle.
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 02:12:20
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This thread is just a good excuse to be rude! I like it.
Fanny
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 02:34:17
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You're going to have to explain "Gammon Gristle" to me, Stuart. Rude away, sir!
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
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Posted - 09/23/2003 : 03:11:17
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Gristle is the tough part of meat that isn't too pleasant to chew on. Gammon, well you should know that. Gammon Gristle is another way of saying Beef Curtains.
Not to keep going on about female genitalia but the word 'piss flaps' is a pretty rotten word. There doesn't seem to be any really crude words for the mans bits, probably because all these words are created by men.... and most women are not crude enough to spend time thinking about such vulgarity.
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DruggedBunny
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
395 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 04:07:20
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Hot beef injection, anyone?
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 05:11:00
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Mutton dagger.... thats a crude word for the mans love rod.
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
947 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 05:36:03
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This guy is really proud of his son Johnny who has just joined the airforce and one evening Johnny comes home to see his dad and tell him how he's getting on. He explains that he's just come from parachute practise.
-Dad, we were all in the plane and everyone started jumping but when i looked down I felt sick...
-Well don't worry son, when i did my first parachute jump i felt pretty queasy.
-Yeah but Dad, when i saw quite how far beneath me the ground was, i just wanted to be back on terra firma.
-Son, there's nothing to be ashamed of - God would have given us wings if he wanted flying to come naturally to us.
-But Dad, I was the last one to go and i was standing there deciding whether to jump or not when the Sargeant shouted at me "If you don't go now YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN...then i'm gonna STICK MY BIG FAT COCK UP YOUR ASS!"
-Well son, did you jump?
-A little bit at first.
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frank_black_francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
895 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 07:11:31
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 09/23/2003 : 07:35:36
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I always thought "slit" sounded particularly vulgar. must be that "S-L" sound...something devilish about it.
However, I guess that 'rude' words for female genitalia, or anatomy in general, is kind of a necessity. Otherwise, how would people vocalize dirty desires in porn or in real life? "Please use your tongue to stimulate my vaginal region" OR "Lick my pussy" ............you be the judge. (;
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gracie
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
573 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 11:10:50
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Furry axe wound is a particular favourite of mine.
When will men realise that women actally really like all these descriptions of their genitals, it really turns us on.
I "bacon strip" and "beef curtains"?
keep up the good work boys!
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 11:20:14
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Beef curtains, that's hilarious, lol.
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
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Posted - 09/23/2003 : 11:33:21
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'Chat' is French for 'cat'.. Oh. Haw haw. I get it.
Yeah Gracie, way to empower women! (I think?)
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 11:33:36
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Rose Kennedys' Speculum............
Just the thought that this device may exist makes my skin crawl.
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DruggedBunny
= Cult of Ray =
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 12:04:43
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Sadly, 'twas gristle I knew and Gammon I need help with. I'll crawl back in my hole and study.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 13:57:55
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Speedy, this is sad. I had to look, too, and now I'm sorry. So sorry.
m-w.com:
-Main Entry: 1gam·mon
Pronunciation: 'ga-m&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old North French gambon ham, from gambe leg -- more at GAM
Date: 15th century
1 chiefly British : HAM 2
2 chiefly British a : a side of bacon b : the lower end of a side of bacon
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http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/propagesA_Z/page_g.htm
-gammon flaps n. 1. Hole in a farmhouse door through which pigs come and go at will. 2. Beef curtains (qv). Also known as gammon goalposts.
I feel inspired. D'ya think I should start a thread for FB Haiku?
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 14:12:53
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Please start a haiku thread
It would be just grand my dear
Though I won't write one
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 14:22:12
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heh heh.
You're a tricky guy
You say you won't write haiku
Looks like one, Is not.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 14:24:08
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Oh and by they way, Gammon Gristle is officially awful. Truly terrible. I prefer "Hot Corner", or just "corner". Nuthin' wrong with corner!
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 14:25:18
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Kudos on the 'ku madame.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 14:32:34
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Good topic save, speedy. I clearly need lessons in staying "on message".
Lessee, more gross words...
Not for the faint of heart, but pretty much every single word out of Mike Patton's (of Mr. Bungle) mouth on "Squeeze me Macaroni" at:
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/8930/LyricsBungle1.html#squ
Sometimes it's all about the context. Though I respect his vocal abilities, his lyrics make me squirm, and not in a good way....
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 14:35:41
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Thanks speedy! BTW, happy 1000!
gross word tithe:
also from Roger's Profanisaurus (http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/propagesA_Z/page_q.htm)
-quumf v. To sit in waiting outside a public library in Blyth, for example, and sniff ladies bicycle seats as soon as possible after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 19:38:07
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Who would have thought dew of the corner would be so appealing as to be sniffed from a bicycle seat. Apparently, I'm missing out.
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