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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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 Posted - 09/23/2003 : 20:25:48
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I think we all know where you'll be tomorrow...
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 21:50:12
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Here is one my friends at work have just came up with (after I asked them what was a really gross word...)
Dripping gash! Try beating that one!
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 21:51:04
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How we all flock to these "euphamisms" or "gross words" topics...
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Itchload
= Cult of Ray =
USA
891 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 22:45:46
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"poop" is simply an awful word, i dont mind "shit" or "bowl movement" or the concept even, but the word poop is just unbearable.
Excretion, moist, sodomy, flaccid, doughy, hirsuit, and cunnilingus are all gross words, but I love them all (my friends just hate it when I use them--which I do a lot). |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 22:48:12
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When you have a baby you start using the word "poop" alot.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 23:41:08
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Leave it to Stu.... if there were an emoticon for someone shaking their head in utter disgust I would place it aprox. hereish ->
As there is not, I'll simply congradulate Stu for topping us all once again. I insist that "corner" is a lovely euphemism, and any lass would be glad to have it thrust upon them.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2003 : 23:42:33
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And what's wrong with the word "poop"? I love that word. Lately, as an alternate to "get your shit together", I've been heard to remark "get your poop in a group". Nuthin' wrong with that action, I say.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
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Posted - 09/24/2003 : 07:38:30
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| Stuart took my least favorite word - gristle. Ewww. When I was a teenager I couldn't even bear to HEAR that word, which my Dad then seized on and would say at all times. I also hate "hagas". A horrible word for a gross thing! I also dislike anything that describes a skin condition - shingles, gin blossoms, etc. YUCK!! |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2003 : 08:20:26
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Originally posted by speedy_m
Leave it to Stu.... if there were an emoticon for someone shaking their head in utter disgust I would place it aprox. hereish ->
As there is not, I'll simply congradulate Stu for topping us all once again. I insist that "corner" is a lovely euphemism, and any lass would be glad to have it thrust upon them.
ixies
That one wasn't actually mine.... I was on my break sitting next to a couple of Aussie guys, and whilst I was viewing this thread I thought that I'd see if they could give me some input, and that is what they came up with..... trully disgraceful!
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2003 : 08:21:26
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What is Hagas?? Don't you mean Haggis the Scottish delicacy?
Wart is a gross word!
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2003 : 10:33:48
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Meat flaps...beef curtains...haha.
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2003 : 12:46:22
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Originally posted by apl4eris
-gammon flaps n. 1. Hole in a farmhouse door through which pigs come and go at will. 2. Beef curtains (qv). Also known as gammon goalposts.
oh lordy, thats too funny.
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2003 : 12:55:11
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and andy, i agree on 'moist' being very gross.
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2003 : 20:58:58
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I need to look at this profanisaurus again.... I remember getting one with an edition of Viz a couple of years ago and almost being reduced to tears by some of the descriptions.
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2003 : 12:34:49
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stuart, stop talking about viz.
"In the Cult of Frank / i will eat you soul...heh." |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2003 : 12:40:30
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pigs come and go at will...its just so funny...apl4eris, d'ya see what you did to me???
"In the Cult of Frank / i will eat you soul...heh." |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2003 : 13:23:38
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Yeah, brackish, I saw that ;). cracks me up every time I read it, too! it's one of those creepers, you laugh at the words, then you see the pigs running back and forth in and out of the barn, then you hear em squeal, and you're gone!
"Toynbee ideas in Kubrick's 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter"
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2003 : 13:31:30
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oh golly gosh. just stop the madness!
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2003 : 20:07:31
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quote:
Originally posted by Brackish Girl
stuart, stop talking about viz.
"In the Cult of Frank / i will eat you soul...heh."
sorry,,,
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2003 : 07:13:41
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okay, you can start talking about viz again...now!!!
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2003 : 12:15:20
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I hate the word 'condiments'.... my stepfather used to say that at the dinner table when I was a kid. He was a Navy Cpt and was seriously regimented. Why he never said 'Salt and Pepper' (like any other person would say) was beyond me but the use of the word 'Condiments' used to really fuck me off. Maybe I was just an angry teenager...... but he actually tried to ban tomato ketchup in the house beleive it or not. We are friends now but man he was a pain in the arse to live with when I was a kid.
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astrology
= Cult of Ray =
Saint Lucia
252 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2003 : 20:09:39
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BILL GATES IS A VERY DIRTY WORD. REST ARE JUST WAYS OF TALKING,
HAVE ANY LANGUAJE INVENTED AN Ņ TO NAME COŅO
FORTUNATELY IT IS IN EVERY SPANIARDS MOUTH IN ANY OCCASSION , WE ARE NOT ONLY TALKING BOUT GRAMMAR, BUT ALSO BOUT TONGUE DANCING
SALUDOS
DAVID
get me to lemouria
and vaya usted con Dios.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2003 : 21:56:06
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Hey buddy, I think your caps lock key needs some WD40
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astrology
= Cult of Ray =
Saint Lucia
252 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2003 : 22:05:07
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barto:
i will use Olive Oil (liquid) instead
saludos
david
get me to lemouria
and vaya usted con Dios.
I pay the gas but in euros please |
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astrology
= Cult of Ray =
Saint Lucia
252 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2003 : 07:08:06
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dear friends:
i took a glimpse, and I saw "Piss Flaps"
i am a frustrated pilot but i ams sure ther is somebody in this room who is an expert pilot
i would ask him if those flaps would be fit to stop himself o he'd better thottle up.
saludos
david
get me to lemouria
and vaya usted con Dios.
I pay the gas but in euros please |
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miguel
- FB Fan -
USA
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 02:04:13
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This topic has just become active, and I didn't see it before, so here's my contribution:
Throbbing Flange
Its vaguely music-related, even.
 "I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2003 : 06:47:36
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"I have been enslaved by the Cult of Ming / He is ever so merciless...unlike that nice Mr Black."