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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
 Posted - 09/12/2003 : 00:27:21
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All my friends think I'm a dork for spending so much time on this forum.
If you are to enter this forum, you should know a little bit about the players. This is what I've found out so far, about people I've had anything to do with:
El Barto (Jim) uses foul language. At all opportunities. Don't be shocked to hear Jim use the "f-word" constantly and, with what seems like great satisfaction.
Stuart, the Clopser, will put his genitals, and/or anus on your face if you are not looking.
A guy named Dallas is scrutinizing us all, and will turn up at any mention of anything remotely political.
Carolynanna and Mereubu are just nice, nice people. (Or so I believe. I've yet to suffer their verbal wrath.)
Dean, or Cult of Frank, is the Charles Manson of the forum, and will try to lull you into his cult with his promises of a new signature and the like...DO NOT SUCCUMB TO TEMPTATION!!! I believe most of his followers were hypnotized at some point by his favorite weapon: rotating, multi-colored stars. Now, he has enough followers to merit reducing the stars to simple multi-colored kitty heads...but is still considered EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!!! Substantial evidence indicates a connection (professional as well as romantic) with El Barto.
Mike, a.k.a. speedy m. What can I say? Extremely intelligent, incomprehensible for the most part.
the swimmer - poet, but be warned: DO NOT RESPOND UNFAVORABLY TO SWIMMER'S POETRY.
ProverbialCereal - don't know very well, but is a funny guy. http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2920
Dave Noisy - moderates all of this with an iron glove and a fist of steel. Just remember -- he controls the Matrix.
G'night.
"...you can see here by my grin I don't give a fuck..." |
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spunXtain
= Cult of Ray =
USA
377 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 03:35:01
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lol
Got coffee, got donuts, got wasted.. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 07:58:56
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Holy crap is that funny. Seriously, I laughed at all of those. Except I think you meant Charles Bronson. And Carolynanna nice? No dice.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 08:29:16
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 08:58:00
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Spot-on! And very funny.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 09:02:13
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Why thanks mere  |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 10:24:48
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I'd like to welcome you all to a nice, warm, tall glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / But I don't post every 5 fucking minutes" |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 12:16:30
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Wow..do i really inspire fear??
Swweeeeet...
"We've got Dean to thank / For this Cult of Frank" |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 13:06:05
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I'm incomprehensible? What a quixotic solicitude.
"No dice". Golden. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 13:21:08
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Well, his entire opinion of you is obviously flawed. :)
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2003 : 20:48:29
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Or I'm just not smart - or Canadian - enough to understand him.
"...you can see here by my grin I don't give a fuck..." |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/13/2003 : 08:40:56
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Nah, I don't think so. He just likes to make words up. :)
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 01:01:10
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What? Those are perfectly cromulent words.
He's the Cult of Frank/Fear the boy ass-pirate |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 15:09:38
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pardon mike?
"In the Cult of Frank/it pays off to be an 'Irish Chick'" |
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Zee
- FB Fan -
Israel
2 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 16:05:02
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Howdy. Sorry to barge in. I'm new here and this is my very first post, and I'm too self-deprecated to open a new thread for it so I'm free-loading on this one.
Thanks, glacial906, for the who's who. I'm especially looking forward to meeting the Clopser. :D
I've been a big fan of FB's music for over a decade now (actually about 15 years! brrr....) and I was thrilled to find this forum. I do feel the need to warn ya'll in advance about all future spelling mistakes and somewhat creative grammar. It's not because I'm unusual and complex, it's just because I'm not a native English speaker. So there.
Um... here's to prosperous and thriving forum posting.
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 18:10:24
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Welcome aboard, Zee! Glad to have you.
(Terrifying Buffalo Bill quote, BTW.) ; )
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 23:12:53
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Hey Zee - so far you've demonstrated better English skills than most Americans.
Welcome!
"We've got Dean to thank / For this Cult of Frank" |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 07:41:39
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Welcome Zee..... I am the Clopser, although you might want to think twice about meeting me. I cannot believe Ive been labelled with such bizarre acts. True, I have administered a cyclops but not for a very very long time. My cheap talk is giving me a bad reputation here!
Anyway, welcome to the website, where are you from in Israel?
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about? |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 07:45:12
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quote:
Originally posted by glacial906
All my friends think I'm a dork for spending so much time on this forum.
Stuart, the Clopser, will put his genitals, and/or anus on your face if you are not looking.
Glacial, funny but not strictly correct.... I have never t-bagged anyone in my life!
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about? |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 10:19:41
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Isn't that why you are called the clopser? I thought it was similar/identical to teabagging..? Have I just made a fool of myself..?
Even if it's not correct, it's still funny that Zee wanted to meet you based on this.
"...you can see here by my grin I don't give a fuck..." |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 11:03:56
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Amazingly, it is close to that nether-region, but i think teabagging would be a much more pleasant experience...
I can't believe i described it that way..
"We've got Dean to thank / For this Cult of Frank" |
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Zee
- FB Fan -
Israel
2 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 13:32:46
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Hey, I'm lost with all the professional lingo going on here. I can only imagine what teabagging means. Good lord.
(though I do enjoy the occasional male genitalia flashing)
Thanks for the warm welcome. You seem like a friendly bunch here.
I'm from Haifa, BTW. That's Israel's closest thing to a northern industrial town. |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 14:32:18
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Originally posted by Dave Noisy
Amazingly, it is close to that nether-region, but i think teabagging would be a much more pleasant experience...
I can't believe i described it that way..
"We've got Dean to thank / For this Cult of Frank"
Unless his testicles have yet to distend, a little teabagging would probably be unavoidable when Stuart performed his signature move.
Zee, I wouldn't call it professional lingo. More like the immature rantings of a bunch of sick fucks. Teabagging, if you really want to know, is when a guy puts his testicles on something. Like, "You fuck, I can't believe you teabagged my coffee," or "Did you teabag my mom while she was taking a nap, you asshole..?!!" Stuart takes it to a whole new level and puts his anus on people's faces/objects, etc. If you still wanna hang out here after all that, welcome.
"...you can see here by my grin I don't give a fuck..." |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 14:37:14
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Originally posted by Brackish Girl
pardon mike?
"In the Cult of Frank/it pays off to be an 'Irish Chick'"
It should be "Pardon Mike!". Like some sort of rallying cry or slogan. Like I'm on death row or something. It shall replace "Impeach Churchill" as the thing to shout out in public.
And hello Zee! Nice to see the holy land representin'.
He's the Cult of Frank/Fear the boy ass-pirate |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 17:02:50
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Hey, I thought "No lube!" was going to replace "Impeach Churchill" as the thing to shout out in public. I'm crushed.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 00:36:50
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Ah, no lube, I forgot all about that. That's so] last month mere. Besides, quiet rambling is the new shouting. And 80 is the new 70. For anyone keeping score at home, that's form the O.C., and Seth listens to Death Cab. Movie Script Ending is a tasty, tasty song. Anyone catch the Spoon song at the beginging of the episode a week or two ago? Or Rufus Wainright. It's like when the Lips played 90210 back in the day. Cheezy show, great music.
What about our ranting regarding members of the Busey family? I'm bringing that back. Fa shizzle.
He's the Cult of Frank/Fear the boy ass-pirate |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 00:37:30
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This is an accident. Disregard.
Or regard. See what happens.
He's the Cult of Frank/Fear the boy ass-pirate |
Edited by - speedy_m on 09/16/2003 00:43:17 |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 00:40:59
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I gotta stop clikcing "reply with qoute" instead of "edit post".
He's the Cult of Frank/Fear the boy ass-pirate |
Edited by - speedy_m on 09/16/2003 00:44:00 |
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