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This Is It
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 Posted - 09/04/2003 : 15:19:16
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| so there's hundreds of intelligent people that attend this board, I think we could pull off something pretty big; who's with me |
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This Is It
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Posted - 09/04/2003 : 15:24:32
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| first we need a headquarters. for a thousand USD each we can buy something decent, but for 5,000 we could have real slick place. so if we had fifty people put up 5 k USD, we'd have a cool quarter mil to buy our headquarters |
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This Is It
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Posted - 09/04/2003 : 15:27:22
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| before you agree though you need to know that this is just a precurser to world domination; i ain't in this for peanuts |
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This Is It
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Posted - 09/04/2003 : 15:30:32
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so we'll have the FB Platinum Membership. it will be $2500, but for the $2500 you get to hang out at our fabulous mansion, with all sorts of strange things to do and - basically it will be just like the Playboy Mansion except it will be the FB.net mansion and it will be full of independent thinking FBers.
He who can does - he who cannot, teaches. (George Bernard Shaw)
The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too. (Anton Chekhov)
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates) |
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This Is It
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Posted - 09/04/2003 : 15:34:25
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| so the next step is everybody get an extra job for a few hours a week and we'll pool our money and buy this fabulous mansion and then we'll start our W.D. plans and ponder random things and then do the pondered things that are most worthwhile and be perpetually happy souls. I'll come 2 Sundays from now and see your answers. If you agree will start immediately and if you don't then I'll leave this board.....FOREVER!!! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 15:41:28
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| let's do it in Hawaii |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 16:50:51
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Isn't like, New Hampshire or Vermont sales-tax free? That could save us a lot of money in the long wrong.
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FRANK BLACK SATAN WORKSHIP BLACK MASS |
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Crispy Water
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
819 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 19:32:15
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Just discover a new island. That way you guarantee there's no tax, and if nobody tells Rand McNally then old man Bush won't have a spot on the map to point at when he says "Go get 'em boys!" World domination from the ground up simply has to be from what journalists call an undisclosed location.
Nothing is ever something. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 09/04/2003 : 20:17:19
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Originally posted by El Barto
Isn't like, New Hampshire or Vermont sales-tax free? That could save us a lot of money in the long wrong.
Delaware and Oregon have no sales tax, either.
Delaware would be a good place. It's so small they only have three counties. Another great thing about Delaware is that nothing happens in Delaware. It was the first U.S. state, but nothing has occurred there since. Who would think world domination would begin in Delaware?
But then again, if we planted our crib in Oregon we could be closer to our hero. We would have an annual Halloween bash. Frank would make an impromptu appearance dressed as Mr. Spock. His costume would be so amazingly good that we'd never suspect it was him. That's because Frank does everything so well-- including Halloween costumes. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 20:33:24
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I'm down with Oregon, but doesn't it also rain a lot there? Hmm...We would be much closer to the man, and it makes more sense.
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Visiting Sasquatch
= Cult of Ray =
USA
451 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 21:40:40
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| How about midtown Manhattan? |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 22:50:39
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| Where'd all the Canadians go? |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2003 : 23:44:20
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Nuke Canada
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2003 : 08:08:38
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| What's with all the Americans on this board? Why are there so many? They're like lemmings. Eating and purchasing baby seal flesh. Yes, baby seal eating lemmings. Oreg-what? Dela-where? Nuke-who? You should limit the American content lest the CRTC come down on you, Dave. :) |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 09/05/2003 : 08:28:35
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| Make it into a church like Al Bundy and we can save lots of taxes. See Dean you got everyone into the WD thing. |
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This Is It
- FB Fan -
141 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 21:02:07
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oh, sad day
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 23:07:43
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| We could all mail each other $1...? |
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noexx
= Cult of Ray =
361 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2003 : 23:08:43
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| i'm alaskan which is partially canadian....we accept canadian coins as our own. |
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TOTIPOTENT
- Master of Differentiation -
USA
247 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 02:13:33
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 -- Thinking...
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / 'Cause Dean promised me World Domination" |
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TOTIPOTENT
- Master of Differentiation -
USA
247 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 02:40:57
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I am clueless on how to take over a country, let alone the world?
<Standing in the streets of Baghdad, Iraq, *scratching head*>
"I joined the Cult of Frank / 'Cause Dean promised me World Domination" |
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TOTIPOTENT
- Master of Differentiation -
USA
247 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2003 : 03:42:59
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I know... We need to conduct a poll, just like 'Frog in the sand' is doing. Here is an example:
1. What are your skills?
2. What degrees, diplomas, certificates, and/or awards do you have and where did you achieve them?
3. Are you male or female (This is very important due to the fact that sex does limit capabilities)?
4. If you answered female on question #3, would you be willing to procreate for the future of the order?
5. How many monkeys’ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I know that this is a little Communistic, but this is what I like about Marxism. Any skill, to the 't,' is important. For example, there can be an individual that is down right retarded in everything he does, but when it comes to comedy - he can make anybody's day. That kind of person would be important for moral. Some other small but all very important skills: artist, cook, mechanic, hell anything!
Dean, let me know if you want me to head up the Measurement and Research Services (MARS) department. I will start on a rough draft questionnaire and database.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / 'Cause Dean promised me World Domination" |
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TOTIPOTENT
- Master of Differentiation -
USA
247 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 04:44:57
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Does anyone have any anti-hurricane attire?
I ask this because we (or at least our East Coast recruits) can get a early start on looting.
We need to make out a grocery list. We'll need computers (Yes I know that we all have computers, but...<takes Dean's idea and jumps out of third story window>),..
"I joined the Cult of Frank / 'Cause Dean promised me World Domination" |
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guy_nolan
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
417 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2003 : 05:06:37
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| I think we should build two catles either side of a motorway with motes and some sort of tunnel running between the two. Hardcore FB fans could take the red castle while Hardcore pixies fans take the blue and every day the two could battle for supremacy with paint ball guns or something, or maybe even have wacky gauntlets ala 'Takeshis castle', Frank himself could take the role of General Lee. Any takers? |
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