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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
 Posted - 09/08/2003 : 09:22:52
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To the nicest sweetest girl named Carolynanna on this forum.
Happy Birthday. Glad you were born. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 09:33:38
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| Happy Birthday, Birthday Girl! Hope you have a good one. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 09:38:20
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Was just going to start this thread against her wishes, except under the premise that this is her belated birthday party. So everyone should pop by and describe their actions as well as wish her a happy birthday.
Dean walks in the door, calmly, cooly, and tosses his hat on the coat rack across the room, looking at the secretary, winking, and then walking straight into M's... err.. Carolyn's ... umm... cabin, where the party is. He notices the cake and picks a girl who he thinks is probably Carolyn (heretofore: C), and says, "Happy Birthday C". At this point he also notices the keg, and proceeds to have an ounce of beer, at which point he starts regailing the room with his antics and antecdotes, and after putting on TOTY, becomes the hit of the party.
He grabs a piece of celery from the Caesar that Jason was drinking (why a Caesar when there's a keg, I don't know), uses it as a microphone, and dedicates the song Calistan (carefully re-worded Carolyn) as it comes on the stereo.
And then he gives her the gift, a lock of his hair, runs onto the beach, hops on the seadoo, and rides into the vanishing sun, never to be seen again.
All that remains is the birthday card:
FRONT: Happy Birthday, to a great gal, C.
INSIDE: Sorry 'bout the gift.
BACK: Blank.
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 09:39:17
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ah. that was sweet jason.
happy day of your birthday carolyn.
i'm gonna be learnin japanese after christmas! woo hoo!
-Jessie
"deep in ocean blues of absinthe..." |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 09:45:39
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Ok, this is makin me feel better.
As my daughter would call it, "unnecessary lovins"
Thanks guys, wow I didn't think people actually read shit in the babble factory:0 |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 10:08:51
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Ok, this is makin me feel better.
As my daughter would call it, "unnecessary lovins"
Thanks guys, wow I didn't think people actually read shit in the babble factory:0
What's the Babble Factory?
I have just been stalking you and knew.  |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 10:09:41
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU SMELL LIKE A SHOE
YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY
AND YOU ACT LIKE ONE TOO
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FRANK BLACK SATAN WORKSHIP BLACK MASS |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 11:51:03
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Hmm, I always thought it was:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU LIVE IN A ZOO
YOU SMELL LIKE A MONKEY
AND YOU LOOK LIKE ONE TOO
Oh well, diff'rent strokes. . . |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 12:15:56
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| Happy burpday! Bubble and scrape! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 12:58:05
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quote:
Originally posted by the swimmer
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Ok, this is makin me feel better.
As my daughter would call it, "unnecessary lovins"
Thanks guys, wow I didn't think people actually read shit in the babble factory:0
What's the Babble Factory?
I have just been stalking you and knew.
Aha, I caught ya. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 13:16:12
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by the swimmer
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Ok, this is makin me feel better.
As my daughter would call it, "unnecessary lovins"
Thanks guys, wow I didn't think people actually read shit in the babble factory:0
What's the Babble Factory?
I have just been stalking you and knew.
Aha, I caught ya.
Now what? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 13:28:27
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| Um, I'm not sure, I didn't plan that far ;) |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 14:00:13
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Um, I'm not sure, I didn't plan that far ;)
Can I give you 29 swats on your hiny for your birthday? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 14:14:16
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| All the way from Nashville, well if you can do it from there, have atter. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 15:37:11
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
All the way from Nashville, well if you can do it from there, have atter.
Send me a pic of your hiny and I'll photoshop my hand swatting it.
Howsabout that? |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 16:21:14
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sarah: you're right! I thought I was right...it didn't seem right though...alright.
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FRANK BLACK SATAN WORKSHIP BLACK MASS |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 18:00:41
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| Nice improvisation, though. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 19:26:19
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| Hi. Happy birthday. Love ya. |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2003 : 21:40:25
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Happy Birthday.... man I am being too nice to you today my Crue friend.
Bacon....... Its not fantastic |
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