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man_is_5
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 Posted - 08/28/2003 : 15:44:54
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Hi... I'll admit it... I'm using this fan board as a pesonals site. I don't have trouble meeting girls--I am seeing someone (casually) right now--but she isn't a Pixies fan, and I've always wanted to talk dirty to someone who loves them as much as I do. I'm 29, live in New York City, do various things to make ends meet. Other than the Pixies, I'm mostly interested in food/beer/wine/cheese/bread/growing things and if any female Pixies fans out there want to talk about everything from festival concerts in Europe to philosophy to art to gardening to sex to grilling pork roasts to drinking absinthe to things to do in Barcelona, I'm your guy... email me, don't be shy. jas_mitchell99@yahoo.com
Love your Cinderella hips...
Jason
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2003 : 16:03:09
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well,hello baby, should we shag now or should we shag later?
no, seriously, there are no females here. the pixies charm never got to the girls, really. i'm just kidding. i'm sure you'll find your girl.
good luck.
-Jessie
"deep in ocean blues of absinthe..." |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2003 : 00:39:25
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| Do gir..ahem..women ever actually respond to these sorta things? |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2003 : 05:35:22
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well i did. i mean i responded to the thread, not the guy's invitation.
-Jessie
"deep in ocean blues of absinthe..." |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2003 : 06:40:27
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| i'm not female but i could pretend to be...? |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2003 : 06:47:56
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy
Do gir..ahem..women ever actually respond to these sorta things?
It's kinda like guys honking at you from their cars - it never really works - but they just keep on doing it.
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blackpurse
= Cult of Ray =
USA
299 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2003 : 13:33:12
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Actually this reads more likea personal ad than a Mr Microphone "Hey good lookin, we'll be back to pick you up later" kind of thing -- just a guy stating his interests and what he's into and if you're into the same stuff perhaps a phone call might be in order. I don't know if this is the right place to do it though... he'd probably be better offf taking an ad out in a NYC personals section or an internet site devoted to personal ads. It works there because you know exactly what you're both looking there for.
but if you're looking for funny ridiculous pickup stuff that never works, my favorite was going to a world music type dance club in DC called the
Kilamanjaro, where, honest to god, you'd hear pickkkup lines like "Hey blondie, you look very nice. Come have a drink with me, I'll buy you a present." No freaking lie. Or some guys driving up with some accent: "We got sports car, you girls want to ride in sports car?"
I am NOT making this up.
By the way man is 5 -- there are indeed a bunch of female pixies fans. I don't know why we are disporportianatally represented, but I'm sure its l;inked to the same reason my 4 year old girl normally deosn't get into construction toys, but loves her Ello set.
"Sacred cows make the best burgers!"
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2003 : 21:17:14
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| Crazyness.. But what if i'm looking to hook up with someone really shallow? Does honking the horn of my sports car work then? |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2003 : 07:29:44
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Question to the ladies: If a man honks at you from a fancy sportscar, do you assume he has a small penis?
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/01/2003 : 10:52:12
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| Question to the ladies: If a man honks at you from a fancy sportscar, does that make up for a small penis? |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 09/01/2003 : 10:54:43
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half the world is girls, it's not that hard to meet them.
the difficult thing is finding one that's not a vapid twat. :)
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2003 : 00:30:34
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What's a douche?
Bacon....... Its not fantastic |
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Crispy Water
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
819 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2003 : 00:35:30
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Ask your mother. That's what I did, but I phrased it like this "do you douche?" commercial that used to be on TV. I still have a hand-shaped imprint across my face.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 09/02/2003 : 08:19:06
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| If a man honks from a fancy sportscar he's usually like 50 or 60 and going through a midlife crisis. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2003 : 08:24:51
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Usually I get only dirty leering from the fancy sportscar lads - the honking usually comes from homies rolling in their junk cars.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2003 : 08:26:50
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| The fancy sportscar lads are usually like "look at me I have money and a fancy sportscar". |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2003 : 08:39:54
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| Yeah, and I usually yell "how's your midlife crisis going!?" |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2003 : 10:20:09
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| Well, anyway..i keep getting guys honking at me, i'm not sure what to make of it. |
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