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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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 Posted - 03/25/2003 : 07:06:39
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CNN REPORTS : MARCH 24th 2003
IRAQ
American forces, stuck here out of gas out here on the Gaza Strip
From driving in too fast have taken to riding tires down the Euphrates.
"Let's ride a Tire down river Euphrates" General Tommy Schlammi has told the brave Men and Women of Sienna Company.
"We had planned to ride in the Dead Sea, but the Dead Sea will make you choke if you get one sip of THAT salty wine. It WILL make you float, that's for sure."
Orders were commenced after the code words "Ride, Ride, Ride" were uttered by President George "Killer" Bush.
- REUTERS
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 03/25/2003 : 07:49:22
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Ha!!!!!!! brillant!!! I'm always singing River Euphrates in my head when they mention it on the news. It's a pity people are dying though, it's probably my defence mechanism against the hyper media overload?
"Did you ever see a bicycle-shaped-coffin?" |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2003 : 08:13:11
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Hence the George "killer" Bush reference.
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2003 : 10:17:49
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Thank you for pointing that out.
"Did you ever see a bicycle-shaped-coffin?" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
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Posted - 03/25/2003 : 10:51:38
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| Haha, good spoof :) I like it. |
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NimrodsSon
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 03/25/2003 : 12:08:42
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| brilliant! |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2003 : 12:15:10
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| I can't help it. Like the other guy said, everytime I read that word, Euphrates, my music obsessed mind hears the beautiful screaming melody. |
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