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misterwoe
= Cult of Ray =
Greece
675 Posts |
 Posted - 03/15/2003 : 20:46:22
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Ok, I own over forty hours of porn. I could watch porn for almost two days straight! I usually only watch it for like twenty minutes though. I know it is kind of pathetic, but when you're eccentric and girls are intmidated by your odd behavior, you have to beat the time away somehow...
Anyway, I was wondering what other FB fans thought of porno. Some people seem to really be against it. For me, however, it is a way of life at times. What do you guys think?
How about some Ether? |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2003 : 21:34:31
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| I'm a big fan of the erotic arts. Too much porn populates my harddrive. I think you know you've watched too much porn when you actually know a lot of the porn stars names, and are excited to bring up another clip of theirs. I don't know about buying porn, though. It's pretty friggin expensive, especially when it's like paper towel...you pretty much use it once and you're done with it. That's why I dig internet porn, cause there is an endless amount of free clips out there that are very disposable. |
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KingOfSiam
- FB LinkMaster -
USA
460 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2003 : 23:46:33
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Originally posted by misterwoe
you have to beat the time away somehow...
EXACTLY!!!! I STRESS THE "BEAT"!! |
Edited by - KingOfSiam on 03/15/2003 23:47:58 |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2003 : 02:18:08
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hmm..i'm not so concerned about pornography as i am about sexuality, and the general intolerance..or overt obuse (ie, objectifying women or men).
Very complex subject.. |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2003 : 06:54:24
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Nothing wrong with a wank mag or two..... I have to admit that I don't own any porn at the moment, but was tempted to purchase a quality Club International when I was back in England, to bring back to China.
International Air Guitar Hitman |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2003 : 09:00:26
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| Umm, Kazaa rules for this endeavor. I am married, but have a "tryst" with Jenna Jameson once in a while. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2003 : 17:19:40
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Originally posted by El Barto
I don't know about buying porn, though. It's pretty friggin expensive, especially when it's like paper towel...you pretty much use it once and you're done with it.
not only is it like a paper towel, but often you actually need a paper towel.. isn't that ironic?
i been meanin' to get out of Hollywood. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 03/16/2003 : 19:37:24
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| Paper towel is too rough...haha, which reminds me, did anyone see Malcolm in the Middle tonight? "I think we're going to need more towels." |
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Atheist4Catholics
= Cult of Ray =
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2003 : 12:01:19
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It's definitely one of the best Cure albums and I'm for it.
www.mp3.com/clootie |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2003 : 12:12:52
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| Porn is cool but I find its uh...services are less needed when in a relationship but for the lonely souls its cool. Nothing to be really against thats for certain. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2003 : 16:37:14
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Originally posted by Malax
Porn is cool but I find its uh...services are less needed when in a relationship but for the lonely souls its cool. Nothing to be really against thats for certain.
When you're married...sometimes it comes in (no don't say it)Handy!!! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2003 : 19:49:20
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| Not to mention women are "unavailable" for about 8-10 days out of the month. |
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Mellzah
- FB Fan -
63 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2003 : 20:06:33
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| 8-10? I repeat.....*8-10*? More like 3-5. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2003 : 07:16:26
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Originally posted by mereubu
(Granted, it can be a challenge to find cute men/non-degrading scenarios in straight porn, but it's out there if you look hard enough.)
Now there's a slogan: "Porn; it's the nacho cheese Doritos of love."
Porn and Doritos don't mix. Unless you want an Orange Penis.
Is it really THAT degrading when a woman in a porno gets a big face full of spooge from about three guys and then proceeds to make cum bubbles with her mouth?
I really don't find that at all degrading. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2003 : 08:30:31
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Originally posted by mereubu
<sigh>
OK, it can be a Herculean, Sisyphean challenge to find non-degrading porn. The ladies are just not big fans of the "money shot." (Fortunately, there are a few women directing porn who actually know this too.) If the majority of folks weren't so fucked-up about sex, porn wouldn't be so generally repellant.
Have fun at the show tonight, Jason!
It will be MORE fun than porn. |
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misterwoe
= Cult of Ray =
Greece
675 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2003 : 09:42:18
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You know I hate?
I hate it when I am masterbating to a porno and at the very last second the camera switches to a shot of the guy's face. Does that happen to anyone else in here? I know I should be more familiar with the shots beforehand, but sometimes I just get carried away with the moment.
An orange penis can easily be avoided if you want snack on Doritos before or while you masterbate. Simply designate one hand for eating and the other for stroking. I like to do this even if I don't plan on masterbating.
How about some Ether? |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2003 : 10:16:18
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Originally posted by misterwoe
You know I hate?
I hate it when I am masterbating to a porno and at the very last second the camera switches to a shot of the guy's face. Does that happen to anyone else in here? I know I should be more familiar with the shots beforehand, but sometimes I just get carried away with the moment.
An orange penis can easily be avoided if you want snack on Doritos before or while you masterbate. Simply designate one hand for eating and the other for stroking. I like to do this even if I don't plan on masterbating.
How about some Ether?
That was hilarious.
I agree with the shot timing. Also hate it when they show the guys ass and the girls legs are on either side of her hips and you just see the bottom of her feet and his white hairy ass.
Now THAT is BAD SIN-O-MOTOGRAPHY!!!
Now here's a tricky question. Honestly what do you like better? Porno flicks with all chicks or straight hetero porn with guys in it?
Unless you swing to the all male porn. Which I don't. Not that there's anything wrong with it. |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2003 : 12:17:02
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Porn. I'm a fan.
To quote the Melvins:
"I like porn. I like it a lot. I like porn. It makes me hot." |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2003 : 13:23:41
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HAHAH! Oh my god, I've been laughing out loud at this thread now...haha, The Swimmer with your "spooge" comment and misterwoe with the "camera switch." What's even worse is when the camera switches to either the "behind the guy's ass" shot or the "underneath the guys ass and between his legs" shot...man talk about killing the mood.
Porno preference? Without getting toooooo personal, all chicks is fun every now and then, but honestly, I'd rather see some penetration goin on. Chicks with strapons? Niiiice.
And as for the 8-10 days, that includes ovulation plus menstruation. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2003 : 13:31:33
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Yes, I am more of a penetration fan.
Gotta go with the penetration. Yes, strap ons work as well.
No money shot though with the chick with strap on scenario though.
Big fan of the money shot, except on the back or stomach, as that does nothing for me. |
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switchy
- Gigographer -
USA
324 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2003 : 10:01:44
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| my porn collection is due for a box labeled "used up porno" (Simpsons ref!). i still have the first video my friend stole from his dad and traded to me back in junior high. Anybody want to trade? I have 150+ Frank bootlegs to offer in exchange for naughty stuff. email me for a list.. somedont@excite.com |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2003 : 13:56:10
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Yeah man! I love the money shot too...and like you, stomach and back don't do much for me. We do have sex during ovulation sometimes, and my girlfriend loves it, cause she does sometimes get, as you say, randy. Wait, my name is Jim. Anyhow...condoms SUCK.
consolation prize goes to switchy for the use of a Simpsons reference. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2003 : 14:26:43
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Originally posted by ramona
Ew, condoms. There MUST be a better way. Cracked me up with the "my name is Jim" comment. Silly boys.
I am not really an arse girl, so I have to agree - no butt shots. So many more, um, interesting things that could be shown. Err, yeah.
Man, I gotta go home.
So you're not an arse girl, huh? I bet if you had enough wine in ya you might be.....
Anywho.....
"Winter blows through my coat"
the what four http://www.mp3.com/phelan |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2003 : 08:21:43
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Originally posted by mereubu
[quote]Originally posted by switchy
That said, I grow weary of my copy of Bad Wives. Weird fucking movie.
Step into the New Porn Millenium, brother.
Get Kazaa...fresh porn daily. Whack it, then delete it. No tapes, no discs, no mess....well sometimes it's a mess.
Don't forget to bring a Towel - Towlie From South Park.
<img src="http://users.adelphia.net/~bpmonk/images/towlie9.gif">
"Winter blows through my coat"
the what four http://www.mp3.com/phelan |
Edited by - the swimmer on 03/22/2003 08:22:19 |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2003 : 09:09:54
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| How exactly would she "wack it"? :) |
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Chris Knight
= Cult of Ray =
USA
899 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2003 : 10:23:32
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| From what I remember of the Henhouse, this thread makes it look like Sesame Street. I used to have an unhealthy fascination with Japanimation-based porn. |
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Atheist4Catholics
= Cult of Ray =
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2003 : 11:26:36
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Speaking as a guy, I'm definitely not a fan of the "money shot" - It totally ruins it for me.
What would be funny is if while doing it doggy style the guy unloaded a bottle of Elmer's Glue on the girl's back.
www.mp3.com/clootie |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2003 : 14:22:31
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El Barto, I know SHE can't whack it, though if she could, there's probably a Brazillian transexual website that would love to chat with her. I was making the reference to Switchy who said his porn collection was ummm, wearing out.
Japanamationporn - Hmmm, always a little too weird for me with all the tentacles flying out and in all orifices.
It's the BIG EYES that freak me out in Japanimation.
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2003 : 14:23:46
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And I once heard someone say...
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die." |
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switchy
- Gigographer -
USA
324 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2003 : 15:16:14
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| no, i'm afraid of technology! i'm sure the FBI is watching all Kazaa users, compiling lengthy files on them and whatnot. so come on, hook me up with trades! nobody's taken me up on a deal yet. i got some sweet Frank boots waiting for you! I also have many bootlegs from other bands.. such as Porno For Pyros.. how cool would that be to trade THEM for porn. Porno For Pyros For Porno! |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2003 : 06:13:07
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Originally posted by mereubu
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Originally posted by the swimmer
And I once heard someone say...
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."
Eww. And I don't trust anything that requires "fresh porn daily." 
(Y'know, technically it's not bleeding per se. . .it's shedding.)
Hey! I didn't say it!
Women have the most beautiful and naturally complex bodies and body systems and it really proves that they are definitely the most wonderful creations ever in existence.......
And their tits make great targets for money shots. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2003 : 07:29:12
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| Ok, you are officially creeping me out/pissing me off. I'm packing up my posts and heading back to the henhouse. So long, fuckers! |
Edited by - mereubu on 03/24/2003 07:33:04 |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2003 : 08:13:48
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| I'm right behind ya. I need a hot shower. Ew. |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2003 : 10:29:08
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Originally posted by ramona
I'm right behind ya. I need a hot shower. Ew.
Boy that's strange, someone deletes their posts that THEY posted with the same off color conversation in the same topic, then proceeds to tell everyone ALL OF A SUDDEN they're pissed and to fuck off.
Take a joke, sweetcakes. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2003 : 11:04:48
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Everyone else is fine. This has generally been a hilarious thread. I really just meant you, swimmer. (And I kinda meant "fuckers", um, literally and affectionately.) And it wasn't "all of a sudden"--if you look back you can see that I've been trying to deflect your comments pretty much throughout this conversation. Ever since I posted in this thread (with the proviso that it can largely be an offensive medium for women) you have been fairly persistent in making exactly the kind of objectifying comments that the (actual, real, non-celluloid) ladies tend to find off-putting and it's not fun for me anymore. That's all. "Hey, I didn't say it!" Yeah, well, whatever. As TMBG would say, "Can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding." I should have known better than to post here anyway and engage in some sort of real conversation on this subject, hence my removal of my posts. If men understood women in the first fucking place, porn would not look the way it does most of the time.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2003 : 12:24:46
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| Oh just shut up and take off your clothes, woman. |
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