| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 06:37:17
I can't believe it. How many times can I pull the wool over Noisy's eyes?
And you guys.
I fooled you again! I really did! 
I've never fooled so many people in my life.
That's right, now you're starting to get it... I am The Swimmer aka GoddessTheory aka Deacon Blue aka Fooled You. It'd make a good song.
Noisy, that moronic cock-sucker, can't keep me off of here, or any of you. Sign up again with another account, keep another account that you can use to rant against people, it's easy. His mom sure sucks a good dick, though, so he can't be all bad. Just look after your sons.
Ooh, what're you gonna' do, Noisy? Ban me? Ha! Go ahead. I'm sure that'll compensate for your balls never dropping. Once you and Jim get off your asses and out of bed in seven or eight hours. The best part is I got to use you, Noisy, to do what I wanted. When STITCHES and I were fighting, I got him banned. When floop and Hordak and the others were attacking me (before Hordak and I made up and shared his account with us), I got them kicked off for a week.
Throw in a little misdirection, and you have the greatest April Fool's Day ever. I almost didn't want to tell you.
And yeah, everyone, there's a secret area where people like Dave, Jim, Cult of Frank *snicker* and long-time frankblack.net members (read: pathetic no-lifes) like Ramona and vilainde and ProverbialCereal post and make fun of people and things like that. All these holier-than-thou people flaming others who can't defend themselves. It almost made me sick. And then I remembered my plans for this glorious day.
So, happy April Fool's Day, in your honour. I'm sure that there are some people so fooled they won't even believe this, but when Noisy finishes rolling off of his boyfriend and comes around, or if Jim ever fucking stops talking about some girl he's never even met long enough to get his hands off his own tiny cock and on to a keyboard, I'm sure they'll be able to verify it. Too bad they never thought to check before making me into a moderator!!! These people can't lead a website much less a forum to Frank Black. Come over to Pixiesmusic and see what a REAL forum looks like.
And those of you whose opinion is worth hearing, let me know what you think of this... my latest project (it's still in rough form, but I'd really like some feedback from people with good taste in music if not in forums):
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/theelectricservantsofrighteousnessmusic.htm
I'm sure I'll be around as someone else once they ban me (ooh, big men), so check ya all later. I'm out.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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| SpudBoy |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 19:26:36
Sorry...couldn't resist.
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| SpudBoy |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 19:25:42
GLACIAL IS THE SWIMMER!!!!!!
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| glacial906 |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 15:01:44
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
quote:
Originally posted by glacial906
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Originally posted by apl4eris
No, I am just your humble secretary - I write up all your dictations, Dear Napoleon. By the way, do you really have a fetish for "compost"?
On topic: I hate to say it, but this is really the swimmer. I had guessed he was GoddessTheory, but I really believed in Dean. What a damn waste of time whackjob! Does this guy have a life??? What is that, like over 5000 total posts????
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens
I guess here in about a month it will be revealed that you too are the swimmer.
One thing; I know for a fact he's bullshitting about "making up with Hordak."
Hey whoa! Why do you say that, glacial? Do I come across like he does? I really hope not! I was just foolin' around, 'cause I called Dean's bluff and felt bad for ruining it - if I indeed had - so I just tried to play along. I'm truly sorry if I offended anybody.
Hey, wait a minute! How do you know the truth about the "making up with Hordak" thing?
Also, the jab about "compost" was a joke about Napoleon.
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens
Hell no you're nothing like the swimmer! I was just foolin'.
And as to the remark about Hordak and the swimmer...um...it was...uh my latent psychic ability...erm...
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 14:15:23
quote:
Originally posted by glacial906
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
No, I am just your humble secretary - I write up all your dictations, Dear Napoleon. By the way, do you really have a fetish for "compost"?
On topic: I hate to say it, but this is really the swimmer. I had guessed he was GoddessTheory, but I really believed in Dean. What a damn waste of time whackjob! Does this guy have a life??? What is that, like over 5000 total posts????
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens
I guess here in about a month it will be revealed that you too are the swimmer.
One thing; I know for a fact he's bullshitting about "making up with Hordak."
Hey whoa! Why do you say that, glacial? Do I come across like he does? I really hope not! I was just foolin' around, 'cause I called Dean's bluff and felt bad for ruining it - if I indeed had - so I just tried to play along. I'm truly sorry if I offended anybody.
Hey, wait a minute! How do you know the truth about the "making up with Hordak" thing?
Also, the jab about "compost" was a joke about Napoleon.
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
| Dave Noisy |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:24:51
haw haw.. April Fools!
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=6541
 Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer! |
| glacial906 |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:23:55
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
No, I am just your humble secretary - I write up all your dictations, Dear Napoleon. By the way, do you really have a fetish for "compost"?
On topic: I hate to say it, but this is really the swimmer. I had guessed he was GoddessTheory, but I really believed in Dean. What a damn waste of time whackjob! Does this guy have a life??? What is that, like over 5000 total posts????
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens
I guess here in about a month it will be revealed that you too are the swimmer.
One thing; I know for a fact he's bullshitting about "making up with Hordak."
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 10:50:40
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Well that's how I feel!!! 
Now ENOUGH of this and back to the other topics (especially mine). Today is two years since the unhappiest day of my life. I want cheering up.
NO!!! I DEMAND to be cheered up!!! 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 10:37:51
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Originally posted by floop
the important question is: what's up with this secret forum? and why wasn't i invited?
this is crushing.
You just haven't earned it yet, baby.
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| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 10:32:32
quote:
Originally posted by floop
the important question is: what's up with this secret forum? and why wasn't i invited?
this is crushing.
Well, maybe Dave can answer that one...
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| floop |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 10:29:42
the important question is: what's up with this secret forum? and why wasn't i invited?
this is crushing. |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 10:20:15
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
No, I am just your humble secretary - I write up all your dictations, Dear Napoleon. By the way, do you really have a fetish for "compost"?
Compost? Yummy!
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| BackgroundNoisy |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 10:10:57
Haha, Noisy, you can never lock me! I'll always be... in the background. |
| BackgroundNoisy |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 10:10:17
Ah floopy, the address is real, the person is not. A buddy of mine is enjoying your CD, though. |
| Dave Noisy |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 10:09:30
He's been locked.
I think there's about 10,000 posts by this guy now. Insane.
Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer! |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 10:08:08
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
I'll sign up as long as Noisy's not a moderator. Here's to peace and puppies and flowers and an end to tyranny!
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
Well technically you are a moderator, so you won't be allowed into the people's forum. You're an enemy of People.
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 10:07:23
So what the hell?!?!?!? Did the swimmer somehow hack into the password, like you suggested, floop? This is driving me crazy!! swimmer must be reading all of this, to know to email me about his real job....I don't need this paranoia.
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
| floop |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 10:05:34
Dean is real though. i sent him a mix cd compilation, in Canada. and people have met Dean (right Canadians?).. |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 10:00:39
No, I am just your humble secretary - I write up all your dictations, Dear Napoleon. By the way, do you really have a fetish for "compost"?
On topic: I hate to say it, but this is really the swimmer. I had guessed he was GoddessTheory, but I really believed in Dean. What a damn waste of time whackjob! Does this guy have a life??? What is that, like over 5000 total posts????
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:49:40
I'll change my nick to Napoleon, I think.
bla bla bla |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:45:59
6. : Except puppies, of course.
Hey, Apl, I think you take too many initiatives. Are you a People's enemy?
bla bla bla |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:41:17
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
Not important if he's the Swimmer, the way he talked about Dave and Jim proves he's not lying...completely. In fact, there are three possibilties :
1) He's the Swimmer who, as we all know, is a psychopath
2) He's not the Swimmer but IS a jerk AND a fucking psycho-socio-path
3) He's making a nice April joke. In this case, either it has been agreed with Noisy and Jim, or 1)or 2).
In each case, I am very disappointed by this forum now.
Maybe it's time to make ourselves our own forum, without moderators. We'll call it the People's forum. It will be a forum of peace and harmony and social progress. We will have nice discussions about puppies and flowers.
Adrian : In meaven, everything is fine
Welcome to AdnanForum!!!
The Land of Milk and (excessive) Smilies.
These are your new Forum Commandments:
1. Whosoever moderates is an enemy.
2. Whosoever posts daily is a friend. Those who post in French, see commandment #7.
3. No forum member shall wear any clothes.
4. No forum member shall sleep in a bed, with sheets.
5. All forum members shall drink alcohol, to excess.
6. Any forum members can kill any other animal. For food. No Vegans.
7. All forum members are equal, but some members are more equal than others.
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
| floop |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:33:47
i think Dean has more class than to say some of those things. even if it's supposed to be a joke. did the swimmer actually sit around for months and months trying to hack into a moderators password, and finally succeed? bizarre, sad, and semi-frightening. |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:31:51
I'll sign up as long as Noisy's not a moderator. Here's to peace and puppies and flowers and an end to tyranny!
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:21:01
Not important if he's the Swimmer, the way he talked about Dave and Jim proves he's not lying...completely. In fact, there are three possibilties :
1) He's the Swimmer who, as we all know, is a psychopath
2) He's not the Swimmer but IS a jerk AND a fucking psycho-socio-path
3) He's making a nice April joke. In this case, either it has been agreed with Noisy and Jim, or 1)or 2).
In each case, I am very disappointed by this forum now.
Maybe it's time to make ourselves our own forum, without moderators. We'll call it the People's forum. It will be a forum of peace and harmony and social progress. We will have nice discussions about puppies and flowers.
Adrian : In meaven, everything is fine |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:14:33
Ahh, I thought that the people I'd been emailing with would be difficult to sell. Check your mail...
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:13:32
Some action on the forum...at last!
Adrian :In meaven, everything is fine |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:08:22
Bullshit.
edit: 
Then again, maybe I'm wrong. Oh the FUD.
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 09:07:40
Well, I did work at Gibson for quite awhile, but was let go. I've had a few things since, but nothing really permanent. I don't know if I told you I quit my last job because Larry and I really weren't getting along very well and I don't want to work somewhere where I hate my coworkers.
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:59:31
Where do you work?
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:53:49
Would you actually WANT to pretend to be Theswimmer?
CARL.
 "-JOIN ME!!"
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:48:00
Ahh... now we're all satisfied?
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:32:51
Go on, keep them coming! You will see the light yet.
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:32:05
Nah, I didn't expect such a fast response. I don't even know if it was TarTar that suggested that (much less where it was posted), but I remember laughing at how ridiculous that was. I AM looking now though.
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| TarTar |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:29:28
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Too good, Culty boy.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 08:28:26
he looked for the post...or maybe he took that long on purpose to fool us AGAin, and make us all confused as to whether it is an april fools or not. after all, he is a genius.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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