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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
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 Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:23:17
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Yesterday Dean and i tried to come up with something we could to for this wonderful day...and this was it. =)
Of course Dean is really Dean, and not Swimmer/Jason.
Hope you enjoyed the ride! =)
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:24:15
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I still maintain my suggestion for a People's forum.
Who wants to join?
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:24:57
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Damn it, Dave, you got onto me for doing the exact same thing!
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:27:20
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It's one thing when the boss does it, and i might have found it funny if it were done on Apr 1st, and that's it. =P
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:29:03
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I have to admit, those were some of the hardest posts to write. I had to do a lot of research. :)
Sorry to those who I had to insult to appear to really be the Swimmer. Y'know I love 'ya. (Carl, TarTar, vilainde, I'm looking in your direction). And of course, some of those insults hurled at Dave/Jim came from either the Swimmer himself or from suggestions by them. And there's not REALLY a secret area, don't worry. :) At least not one that I can tell you about <looks about nervously>
Unfortunately (or fortunately, since I'm kind of honoured that nobody really seemed to accept that I was The Swimmer) you guys were too smart to actually buy into it, or maybe the joke was to stupid. In any case, we had to do something, and it was either this or a much more predictable Pixies cancel tour joke. Or Kim Deal is pregnant. Or... :)
Thanks for being good sports anyway.
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:31:07
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy
It's one thing when the boss does it, and i might have found it funny if it were done on Apr 1st, and that's it. =P
Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer!
"The boss?" Where are all my damn paychecks??!! I want backpay!
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:31:07
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy
It's one thing when the boss does it, and i might have found it funny if it were done on Apr 1st, and that's it. =P
Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer!
I didn't find it funny.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:48:12
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First of all I kinda thought 'nah, no way'...then I kept readingthe post....but it wasall just too predictable, i guess it wasnt evil enough. I did have my doubts though - i think everyone is someone else nowadays. For all you know, imactually jim, and im just pretending to be some 18 yr old chick that imgonna let come over and fuck..me <thats a confusing sentance>...
My tutor was really nervy today - he wasso expecting something to happen to him- esp asits his last lesson./ so we just kept him on edge all day, and thendidnt do anything, was really funny.hehehe
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:50:06
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Really about 95% of the people on this forum are the swimmer, GypsyDeath.
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
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Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:50:15
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quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Noisy
It's one thing when the boss does it, and i might have found it funny if it were done on Apr 1st, and that's it. =P
Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer!
I didn't find it funny.
Cool down, Adnan. If this is a joke, then maybe the Nashville thing is serious...
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Edited by - Frog in the Sand on 04/01/2004 11:51:27 |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:51:21
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Hey! Nashville is where the swimmer lives! Maybe we could pay him a visit!
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:54:03
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Maybe Frank IS the Swimmer?... 
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 11:56:59
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Hahahha!thats the best theory yet frog in the sand!
So ok,lets forget that one a moment - if 95% are the swimmer- who are the other 5%???
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 12:01:20
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I'm one of the true ones, so is realmeanmotorscutor, lbf, MAYBE you, Gypsy, (I don't know; intenses feelings of paranoia present on forum all the time..you could be the swimmer...) and I think it's safe to say that ProverbialCereal isn't the swimmer.
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =
914 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 13:20:16
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
871 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 13:24:58
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Presuming that Swimmer still peruses the boards isn't this just going to buff up his already large ego??
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 13:26:18
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Hahahha!thats the best theory yet frog in the sand!
So ok,lets forget that one a moment - if 95% are the swimmer- who are the other 5%???
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
ME!!!
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =
914 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 13:28:21
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 13:31:34
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He does lurk here all the time, but I think it just infuriated him. I received three emails from him denouncing/threatening me. He was pretty displeased. Which wasn't my intent, but I look at it as icing on the proverbial cereal. Uh... yeah. :)
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 13:33:20
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Why is he displeased??? I thought he was happy 'cos he fooled us (WOW!!!).
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 13:36:16
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nah, im fairlysure im me. i guess. altho i could be the swimmer-im relatively new, and i could just be inticing el barto over here...this is where the real Seven type psycho bit kicksin.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =
914 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 13:36:49
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 13:44:16
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That would be. Though I'd like to see those two teletubbies get together. :)
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 13:47:51
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I FUCKIN' HATE APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!
Sorry rant over now. I feel a little better for that.
Not much though. 
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 14:21:00
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In any case, we had to do something, and it was either this or a much more predictable Pixies cancel tour joke. Or Kim Deal is pregnant.
Kim is pregnant with Frank's child! That's why Frank and Jean got divorced!
Maybe Kim is the Swimmer.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2004 : 14:39:52
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Well I didn't want to announce anything yet, but yes Kim IS pregnant. We are both delighted and can't wait for the sleepless nights, dirty nappies etc.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/01/2004 : 23:56:05
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Well, when you insulted me, you gave yourself away, Dean. Cuz the Swimmer complimented me on the post about FB and the C's self-titled being about the Pixies demise.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 05:57:59
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Damn, I swear I remember that and I thought he was cutting you down...
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/02/2004 : 07:07:40
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Nope. Swimmer is a complex fellow. It takes a lot of research and talent to properly emulate him. He has many different faces, many different levels. Not a simple character in the least.
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El Loco
- FB Fan -
206 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2006 : 08:41:53
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2006 : 08:45:54
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El loco is on probation so long as he doesn't troll.
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
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a guy in a rover
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
535 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2006 : 08:52:14
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Will someone fill me in on what the Swimmer did to get himself kicked off? I first joined around the time Swimmer was getting hoofed off but didn't really understand what was going on. I was also a member of pixiesmusic.com and Swimmer joined shortly after getting kicked off here. He spent the whole time abusing people for no reason and generally thinking he was a superior being. I haven't posted on pixiesmusic for about 2 years but last time I did Swimmer had clocked up about 10,000 posts, nearly everyone one of them insulting or offensive.
A pig or a goat well, they wouldn’t let you be mistreated
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El Loco
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Posted - 04/19/2006 : 09:15:02
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Swimmer ate the first born son in every jewish household............nah, but really, I don't even know why.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2006 : 09:19:09
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don't ask questions.
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 04/19/2006 : 09:20:34
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quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
El loco is on probation so long as he doesn't troll.
Does that mean the prohibition against multiple forum identities has been suspended?
Does repeatedly telling others to "STFU" constitute "trolling"? Do you think "STFU" has the effect of making some less inclined to post?
CoF, six days ago: "But if Adnan continues to insult members of this forum personally, he'll be removed."
Tre, six days ago: "What I have a problem with is making trouble for the sake of it."
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 04/19/2006 : 09:22:31
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Okay.. COF *isn't* Swimmer, April Fool's!
