| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Mister Dog |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 20:35:17
Post your favorite quotes:
Milhouse: Alf pogs! Remember alf? Well he's back... in pog form!
Are you lookin' for the motherlode? |
| 34 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| VoVat |
Posted - 10/07/2005 : 12:14:24
Wow, the universe is so boring.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Mister Dog |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 17:10:34
Notice anything different?
New tie?
Look closer, Lenny.
Oh. You're the biggest man in the world now. And you're made out of gold.
Homer there is someone to help.
Is it Batman?
No it's a scientist.
Batman's a scientist.
It's not Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you lookin' for the motherlode? |
| Carl |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 15:12:45
Sideshow Bob: "You do know I used to have..a problem..with trying to kill poeple?"
Cecil: "Goodness! I had no idea, for you see I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears."
Sideshow Bob: "Touche, Cecil."
Homer: "The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice..like Urkel! And he appears every friday night..like Urkel!"
Chief Wiggum: "Well, your story is very compelling Mr. Jackass, I mean Simpson. So I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter. Dum dee dum dum!
Homer: "Ugh, you don't have to humiliate me!"
Homer leaves and another man comes in.
Arsonist: "I just torched a building downtown and I'm afraid I'll do it again!"
Chief Wiggum: "Oh yeah, right. I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter. Dum dee dum dum! Fruitcake!"
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| VoVat |
Posted - 10/05/2005 : 13:10:10
Homer: Lisa, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do!
Bart: I'm Bart.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 10/05/2005 : 10:17:23
Cameraman: Hey kid, whats so funny?
Bart: Well... no, it's too lowbrow.
Cameraman: I'm quite lowbrow!
 Hey deadhead: take a bite of peach. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/29/2005 : 19:41:02
Remember when your dog ate my goldfish, and you lied and said I never had a goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? WHY did I have the bowl?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Mister Dog |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 19:44:15
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.
Are you lookin' for the motherlode? |
| soyuber |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 17:22:16
Bart: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Homer: No.
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Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious! it's very refreshing! |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 10:18:33
KRUSTY: Bart, i need to put you in a sketch, (Sideshow) Mel is dead.
BART: Dead?!?!?
KRUSTY: Or sick, whatever.
-Brian
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| VoVat |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 10:14:33
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth-handler you! Bah! I deride your truth-handling ability!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Mister Dog |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 16:39:45
It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!
Are you lookin' for the motherlode? |
| The Holiday Son |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 12:52:25
Homer : Who's going to watch the kids?
Marge : You are.
Homer : Me? But I'm the father! |
| geertos |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 07:09:24
quote:
Originally posted by Suicide_Samurai
Marge: Mr Burns rang, he said if you donīt show up at work tomorrow donīt bother coming in on Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! Three day weekend!
Yeah, that's a great one, except that Homer actually said "FOUR day weekend". But even that's a mistake of Homer, because he was absent on Thursday, and Mr Burns called Thursday evening, so it's actually a FIVE day weekend.
A favorite of mine:
- Homer, after he's heard you can make money by selling grease: "We're going to be rich!"
- Marge: "What, by selling grease??"
- Homer: (VERY sarcastic) "No, by saving and wise investments" (back to normal, angry voice) "OF COURSE by selling grease" |
| FrankfanL |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 19:39:04
Lisa to the "white Michael Jackson" Homer meets in the nut house: "You're a credit to dementia". |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 11:09:47
It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 09:59:37
(Homer is reading the Free Section of the Classifieds and sees an ad for a Free Trampoline)
Homer: OH! MY! GOD!
Marge: Homer, what is i?
Homer: Tramapoline! Trambopoline! (runs out the door)
Bart: Say what now?
Marge: Don't bring home any more broken crutches!
-Brian
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| VoVat |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 09:54:48
More testicles means more iron!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Suicide_Samurai |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 09:10:27
Marge: Mr Burns rang, he said if you donīt show up at work tomorrow donīt bother coming in on Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! Three day weekend! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 08:51:17
Maybe my favourite quote is in the one with Mulder and Scully. Homer's in a field and a tree blows back from an advertising billboard to reveal the word DIE. Homer screams. The tree blows back further to reveal DIET and Homer screams again, the exact same volume, no more or less. That's subtle that is.
Ooh, he's got an arm off! |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 08:46:26
Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?
Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut,
that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got
Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact,
they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on
third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Hank: That's right.
and you are ill prepared to fight
living in a world of soft and white
in air conditioned battle zones
I pity you!
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 09/25/2005 : 14:47:04
Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris! Have you got any grease?!
Lunch Lady Doris: Yes, yes we do.
Groundskeeper Willie: Then grease me up woman!
There's nary a dog alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.
Ooh, he's got an arm off! |
| Doog |
Posted - 09/25/2005 : 12:12:22
Rainier Wolfcastle: "Ze goggles! Zey do naahthing!"
Ralph: "Princekimmer Skimple... Primable Skimster... I, I found something! It's a spearhead!"
Ms Hoover: "That's your trowel blade, Ralph. It fell off the handle."
Ralph: "And I found it!"
www.myspace.com/doog - www.doog.tk |
| Domestiques |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 21:36:18
stupid like a fox
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All I know there was humous. |
| freakin phreak |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 20:18:29
Homer Simpson: Miss, what does the 'I' stand for?
Woman: 'Important'
Homer: Uh huh. And what about the 'V?'
Woman: 'Very'
Homer: Just one more question...
Woman: 'Person'
Homer: Wow. What does the 'I' stand for again?
a day late, a dollar short |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 17:32:02
These threads never fail to bring a huge smile.
I wish I was better at remembering quotes though.
Cheating, with the help of imdb:
Billy Corgan: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
Lisa: I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor.
Homer: Too bad we don't live on a farm.
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 16:43:04
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 13:00:16
Super Nintendo Chalmers.
and you are ill prepared to fight
living in a world of soft and white
in air conditioned battle zones
I pity you!
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| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 12:08:49
Release the robotic Richard Simmons. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 20:18:31
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 11:16:43
Well done, geertos!! |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 07:23:34
Monorail TV Commercial: Are you stuck in a dead-end job?
Homer: What's it to ya?
Monorail TV Commericail: Are you on your third beer of the night?
Homer: Does whiskey count as beer?
-Brian
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 06:48:35
Its not quite breakfast,
its not quite lunch,
but it comes with a slice of cantelope at the end.
__________
Don't believe the hype. |
| geertos |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 01:53:18
Found it!
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?ARCHIVE=true&TOPIC_ID=3268
it's hilarious |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 21:21:47
There was a Simpson's quotes topic before, but I can't find it. One of my faves:
Homer:"Ah! A fresh batch of America balls!" |
