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Mister Dog
- FB Fan -
USA
91 Posts |
 Posted - 09/21/2005 : 20:35:17
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Post your favorite quotes:
Milhouse: Alf pogs! Remember alf? Well he's back... in pog form!
Are you lookin' for the motherlode? |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 21:21:47
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There was a Simpson's quotes topic before, but I can't find it. One of my faves:
Homer:"Ah! A fresh batch of America balls!" |
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geertos
- FB Fan -
Belgium
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 06:48:35
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Its not quite breakfast,
its not quite lunch,
but it comes with a slice of cantelope at the end.
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Don't believe the hype. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 07:23:34
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Monorail TV Commercial: Are you stuck in a dead-end job?
Homer: What's it to ya?
Monorail TV Commericail: Are you on your third beer of the night?
Homer: Does whiskey count as beer?
-Brian
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 11:16:43
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| Well done, geertos!! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 20:18:31
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In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 12:08:49
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| Release the robotic Richard Simmons. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 13:00:16
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Super Nintendo Chalmers.
and you are ill prepared to fight
living in a world of soft and white
in air conditioned battle zones
I pity you!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 16:43:04
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Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 17:32:02
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These threads never fail to bring a huge smile.
I wish I was better at remembering quotes though.
Cheating, with the help of imdb:
Billy Corgan: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
Lisa: I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor.
Homer: Too bad we don't live on a farm.
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
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freakin phreak
- FB Fan -
161 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 20:18:29
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Homer Simpson: Miss, what does the 'I' stand for?
Woman: 'Important'
Homer: Uh huh. And what about the 'V?'
Woman: 'Very'
Homer: Just one more question...
Woman: 'Person'
Homer: Wow. What does the 'I' stand for again?
a day late, a dollar short |
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Domestiques
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
503 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 21:36:18
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stupid like a fox
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All I know there was humous. |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2005 : 12:12:22
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Rainier Wolfcastle: "Ze goggles! Zey do naahthing!"
Ralph: "Princekimmer Skimple... Primable Skimster... I, I found something! It's a spearhead!"
Ms Hoover: "That's your trowel blade, Ralph. It fell off the handle."
Ralph: "And I found it!"
www.myspace.com/doog - www.doog.tk |
Edited by - Doog on 09/25/2005 12:12:54 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2005 : 14:47:04
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Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris! Have you got any grease?!
Lunch Lady Doris: Yes, yes we do.
Groundskeeper Willie: Then grease me up woman!
There's nary a dog alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.
Ooh, he's got an arm off! |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 08:46:26
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Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?
Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut,
that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got
Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact,
they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on
third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Hank: That's right.
and you are ill prepared to fight
living in a world of soft and white
in air conditioned battle zones
I pity you!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 08:51:17
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Maybe my favourite quote is in the one with Mulder and Scully. Homer's in a field and a tree blows back from an advertising billboard to reveal the word DIE. Homer screams. The tree blows back further to reveal DIET and Homer screams again, the exact same volume, no more or less. That's subtle that is.
Ooh, he's got an arm off! |
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Suicide_Samurai
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
431 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 09:10:27
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Marge: Mr Burns rang, he said if you donīt show up at work tomorrow donīt bother coming in on Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! Three day weekend! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 09:54:48
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More testicles means more iron!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 09:59:37
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(Homer is reading the Free Section of the Classifieds and sees an ad for a Free Trampoline)
Homer: OH! MY! GOD!
Marge: Homer, what is i?
Homer: Tramapoline! Trambopoline! (runs out the door)
Bart: Say what now?
Marge: Don't bring home any more broken crutches!
-Brian
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 11:09:47
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It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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FrankfanL
- FB Fan -
USA
98 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 19:39:04
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| Lisa to the "white Michael Jackson" Homer meets in the nut house: "You're a credit to dementia". |
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geertos
- FB Fan -
Belgium
158 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 07:09:24
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quote:
Originally posted by Suicide_Samurai
Marge: Mr Burns rang, he said if you donīt show up at work tomorrow donīt bother coming in on Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! Three day weekend!
Yeah, that's a great one, except that Homer actually said "FOUR day weekend". But even that's a mistake of Homer, because he was absent on Thursday, and Mr Burns called Thursday evening, so it's actually a FIVE day weekend.
A favorite of mine:
- Homer, after he's heard you can make money by selling grease: "We're going to be rich!"
- Marge: "What, by selling grease??"
- Homer: (VERY sarcastic) "No, by saving and wise investments" (back to normal, angry voice) "OF COURSE by selling grease" |
Edited by - geertos on 09/27/2005 07:14:11 |
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 12:52:25
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Homer : Who's going to watch the kids?
Marge : You are.
Homer : Me? But I'm the father! |
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Mister Dog
- FB Fan -
USA
91 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 16:39:45
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It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!
Are you lookin' for the motherlode? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 10:14:33
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You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth-handler you! Bah! I deride your truth-handling ability!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 10:18:33
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KRUSTY: Bart, i need to put you in a sketch, (Sideshow) Mel is dead.
BART: Dead?!?!?
KRUSTY: Or sick, whatever.
-Brian
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soyuber
- FB Fan -
USA
53 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 17:22:16
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Bart: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Homer: No.
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Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious! it's very refreshing! |
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Mister Dog
- FB Fan -
USA
91 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 19:44:15
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I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.
Are you lookin' for the motherlode? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2005 : 19:41:02
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Remember when your dog ate my goldfish, and you lied and said I never had a goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? WHY did I have the bowl?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2005 : 10:17:23
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Cameraman: Hey kid, whats so funny?
Bart: Well... no, it's too lowbrow.
Cameraman: I'm quite lowbrow!
 Hey deadhead: take a bite of peach. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2005 : 13:10:10
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Homer: Lisa, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do!
Bart: I'm Bart.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 15:12:45
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Sideshow Bob: "You do know I used to have..a problem..with trying to kill poeple?"
Cecil: "Goodness! I had no idea, for you see I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears."
Sideshow Bob: "Touche, Cecil."
Homer: "The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice..like Urkel! And he appears every friday night..like Urkel!"
Chief Wiggum: "Well, your story is very compelling Mr. Jackass, I mean Simpson. So I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter. Dum dee dum dum!
Homer: "Ugh, you don't have to humiliate me!"
Homer leaves and another man comes in.
Arsonist: "I just torched a building downtown and I'm afraid I'll do it again!"
Chief Wiggum: "Oh yeah, right. I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter. Dum dee dum dum! Fruitcake!"
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Mister Dog
- FB Fan -
USA
91 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2005 : 17:10:34
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Notice anything different?
New tie?
Look closer, Lenny.
Oh. You're the biggest man in the world now. And you're made out of gold.
Homer there is someone to help.
Is it Batman?
No it's a scientist.
Batman's a scientist.
It's not Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you lookin' for the motherlode? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2005 : 12:14:24
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Wow, the universe is so boring.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Simpson's Quotes
