| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 10:30:21
When asked my name while making a reservation at a restaurant, I always say "Simpson." Inevitably I'm asked
"How do you spell that" and I say "Like Homer."
Do you ever use a different name?
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| klikger |
Posted - 01/15/2005 : 06:45:05
I like using names with lots of syllables. Like Henrietta Collinsworth or Allejandro Ramirez. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 17:00:04
The doctor will see you now.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 16:22:42
I already tried Dr. Michael, but NO ANSWER!
P.S. Thanks for the support Mike
Purify the colors, purify my mind,
and spread the ashes of the colors
over this heart of mine!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 16:17:19
Kiki. Kiki McCaffrey. That's my name and I like to use it
at every given opportunity. For starters, it reminds
Dayanara who McDave chose.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 16:16:05
Don't listen to her. I couldn't even get her name right.
http://www.thefutureheads.co.uk/ |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 16:09:05
I heard Doctor Michael is good.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 12:46:36
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Anybody remember the Jerky Boys, inspiration for the
prank calls to Moe's Tavern?
Rita, your change in personalities may require professional help. You might want to seek it here:
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11476
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Yes Kathryn, I need professional help...anyone? I'm in trouble!
Purify the colors, purify my mind,
and spread the ashes of the colors
over this heart of mine!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 12:23:05
This high ranking guy where I worked was named Seymour
and I had to do the Homer Simpson thing of telling myself over and over to be careful ("Don't say Seymour Butts!" "Don't say Seymour Butts!") every time he came from corporate for a site
visit.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 12:07:41
Hehe, Moe's crank calls.
Seymour Butts!? Can I get a Seymour Butts!?
Teehee!
http://www.thefutureheads.co.uk/ |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 11:57:56
Anybody remember the Jerky Boys, inspiration for the
prank calls to Moe's Tavern?
Rita, your change in personalities may require professional help. You might want to seek it here:
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11476
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 03:01:17
I tried here in the forum, but I didn't felt very well with that, weird!
Purify the colors, purify my mind,
and spread the ashes of the colors
over this heart of mine!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/14/2005 : 02:41:41
Lydia Dustbin.
http://www.thefutureheads.co.uk/ |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 21:45:57
Anita Bath
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 18:21:50
Al Kaholic.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 16:41:11
When I make my porn movies, I use Ben Dover.
http://www.thefutureheads.co.uk/ |
| noodlebrain |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 15:50:59
I always liked "Jenna Tilwartz" and "Holden McGroin" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 12:44:47
Whenever he plays golf, my friend uses "Philip McCrack" and no one blinks.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Newo |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 06:24:05
That´s because you didn´t post them in the Baby, That´s Art section.
--
Democracy is the unwiped ass of a devilish con game. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 22:45:42
I used the pseudonym "Damon Z. Pythias" on a few stories I wrote, but I got kind of tired of it, and nothing significant ever happened with those stories.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 15:49:58
LOL!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 15:45:40
it's amazing how many people don't catch on when you say your name is 'mike litterus'.
Rat: do you have any regrets?
Pig: no, but i had a parrot once
Rat: that made absolutely no sense
Pig: well, it made sense to me until i learned he couldn't talk
Rat: i wish you couldn't talk
Pig: you would've liked my parrot |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 13:38:02
I had to Google search just to find out who the hell you were on about then.
Then again, I bet you had to do that too huh (or are going to now)?
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 12:28:56
I don't think anybody remembers him or his sister Justine.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 12:16:18
And if he shouts, "Mr Patrick Bateman, your table is ready", the whole room will clear and I'll be left to enjoy my meal in peace.
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 12:11:10
I would be nervous to use a name that had any permutation
of the word "masturbate" in it. Can't you hear the Maitre D' calling
"Master Bateman, your table for one is ready!"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 04:53:03
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Both my maiden name and married name get butchered, so we go for
Simpson. "Like Homer, not OJ." I'm surprised that more people
don't do this. I know someone whose last name is Red and he'll
say "like the color" and people will give him a blank look or
spell it wrong! How do you spell "Red" wrong?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Read?
I use Patrick Bateman.
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 18:18:50
Payback is a bitch.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 16:48:04
you mean colour dear, COLOUR
Frank Black ate my hamster |
| kathryn |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 16:28:50
Both my maiden name and married name get butchered, so we go for
Simpson. "Like Homer, not OJ." I'm surprised that more people
don't do this. I know someone whose last name is Red and he'll
say "like the color" and people will give him a blank look or
spell it wrong! How do you spell "Red" wrong?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| darwin |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 12:28:01
I have weird last name that is screwed up 90% of the time, so if I have to leave a last name I usually leave "Starr" with 2 r's to keep them on their toes. Also, I sometimes don't like my first name (Barney) so I occassionally use "Tom" at fast food restaurants. |
| Newo |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 12:20:43
I worked in a bookshop and whenever I´d have to mail books to the States I was required to sign my name and write that the book was anthraxfree and the like, so I used the pseudonym Paul Auster used for his first, for-the-money-only detective novel, Paul Benjamin.
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Democracy is the unwiped ass of a devilish con game. |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 11:28:53
i actually used to call my friend's place of employment with the name of his ex-girlfriend all the time - but i guess that doesn't really count
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| n/a |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 11:27:40
I wish I had one over here...You all have such cool names!
i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue
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| floop |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 11:11:06
i have one that started a long time ago: Sam Frank. inspired by this smelly, semi-homeless, bearded guy who was applying for a job at a book store. he kept saying to guy behind the counter, "my name is SAM FRANK! SAM.. FRANK!!!" almost shouting. you had to be there but it was fucking funny.
i use that all the time. whenever i call my friends at work and the receptionist asks me who i am i'm like, "This is Sam Frank, from Sam Frank Industries".. it gives me pleasure to know that she's paging my friend on the pa system with that announcement.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 01/09/2005 : 11:09:25
I am guessing Daisy Girl counts? Yeah, I forgot, back in my single days, I would make up different names when ever a guy that seemed sketchy or a guy I wasn't interested in would hit on me. Sometimes we pretended to be Spanish or French too. Sometimes I would make up a whole new life story. It was a hoot. |
