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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 12/11/2004 :  19:02:38  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

Man, this is so sucky its like meeting the man of your dreams, then meeting hi beautiful wife.


"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?"



Or meeting the man of your dreams and but not meeting his wife and then guessing that he has one. (cough cough cough)


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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 12/15/2004 :  17:03:02  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
Or maybe ten thousand Pixies concerts when all you need is a Catholics show?



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Posted - 12/15/2004 :  19:09:14  Show Profile
I'd take the pixies concerts happily


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VoVat
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USA
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Posted - 12/15/2004 :  23:04:51  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
But what about the no smoking sign on your cigarette break?



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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  04:06:21  Show Profile
that can go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut as far as I am concerned.

*coughhackwheeze*


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  11:31:16  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Or maybe ten thousand Pixies concerts when all you need is a Catholics show?




VV, your post made me sob.

I especially like your use of the verb "need." It is a need.




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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  11:53:30  Show Profile
this topic is like a venereal deasese contracted after having bad sex with someone.

and an embarassing venereal disease too. not one of those fun, hip ones.



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kathryn
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Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 12/16/2004 :  12:01:12  Show Profile
Hmmm. Should I feel bad that "bad sex" and unhip "venereal diseases" are mentioned right after I bemoan the (please God let it be only) temporary loss of my beloved Catholics? Nahhh. I won't feel bad. I'll just post another Catholics photo.




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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  12:12:09  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by floop

this topic is like a venereal deasese contracted after having bad sex with someone.

and an embarassing venereal disease too. not one of those fun, hip ones.



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!



Would you care to list and categorize those for the rest of the class?


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  12:14:37  Show Profile
i'm happy to say i'm std free, though it's one of my biggest fears

this topic is how i would imagine an std to be though.



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Coldheartofstone
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Canada
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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  12:19:14  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
Unhip...Hahahahaha.

She was looking like an erotic vulture
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 12/16/2004 :  12:19:43  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by floop

i'm happy to say i'm std free, though it's one of my biggest fears



Losing your penis to a whore with disease? Acutally, I was more interested in learning which ones were bad and which were trendy. I hear syphilis is big for spring.


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  12:21:21  Show Profile
gonorrhea is all the rage right now in LA



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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  12:27:09  Show Profile
Step away, floop.

She's a nurse!

Just walk away. She has a degree in this and everything. She will kick your ass.




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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  12:34:18  Show Profile
I'm interested for personal purposes, not professional. I consider myself a very "with it" girl, and the thought of getting caught out with last seasons "burning with urination" instead of the latest "moist, chancrous lesion" terrifies me. It's like those people who are still wearing Ugg boots. How can they leave the house like that!? Haha!


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  16:18:36  Show Profile
remember how i said i thought this topic might have been having sex with my ex girlfriend while we were together?

guess who's pregnant and suing me for child support?



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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 12/16/2004 :  16:55:58  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by dayanara

I'm interested for personal purposes, not professional. I consider myself a very "with it" girl, and the thought of getting caught out with last seasons "burning with urination" instead of the latest "moist, chancrous lesion" terrifies me. It's like those people who are still wearing Ugg boots. How can they leave the house like that!? Haha!


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Likes Letterman and hates Uggs; we're simpatico so far. Can we explore further? If you were offered any meal, what would you request?
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  17:53:31  Show Profile
Are you hitting on me, darwin? I guess if I had to make the tough choice I'd go Cuban, but I'd rather get snacky stuff than one big dish. Maybe some croquetas de jamon, chicharrones, pastelillos de carne, maduros. Finish it off with some flan and sangria and I'm in heaven. There's a place in south Miami called La Carreta that's amazing, but you have to speak Spanish to order, no English in that part of town. It's a Cuban restaurant run by Guatemalans, and during the Elian Gonzales debacle you couldn't even get near it because it was home base for the fanatical Cubano sect. One time I drove by and part of the parking lot was on fire.

So, what time will you be picking me up?


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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  19:11:54  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by floop

remember how i said i thought this topic might have been having sex with my ex girlfriend while we were together?

guess who's pregnant and suing me for child support?



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!




So you're kidding right? Is there a typo up there somewhere? You are kidding?


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  20:34:48  Show Profile
this topic having sex with my girlfriend is not a kidding matter



ps. it sucks that there's flirting going on in my suck topic



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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  20:38:57  Show Profile
darwin's a dirty dawg


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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 12/16/2004 :  20:51:32  Show Profile
I'm not flirting! I don't want to challenge sir floop's reign and it would piss off my wife. I just said we were in sympatico (love of Letterman, hatred of lazy Ugg wearers, and Frank Black of course).

Cuban food. I was looking for Mexican (and would have accepted Thai or Italian), but Cuban certainly isn't so far off from Mexican and is more exotic (at least in CA). Croquetas de jamon, chicharrones, pastelillos de carne, maduros, flan and sangria. I don't know what half of that is but it sounds good. I'll skip the flan.
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  20:54:02  Show Profile
it sucks that you would skip the flan.



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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  20:57:10  Show Profile
Floop - he started it.

At least I picked a Cuban restaurant run by people from the Mexico region. Or something. Down here Cuban food is about as exotic as Burger King, yet we have very few decent Mexican joints. The stuff I listed mostly consists of meat wrapped in some variation of a bread-like material. Flan is damn tasty.


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Posted - 12/16/2004 :  21:05:07  Show Profile
I think he's flirting...

... are those violins I can hear.....


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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 12/17/2004 :  11:21:42  Show Profile
Never skip the flan!

BTW, Surfer Rosa has posted about her love of the ugly Uggs.
But she didn't call them ugly, I just did.

Let the flirting resume.




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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/17/2004 :  12:01:59  Show Profile
i don't mind the Uggs. i think they look sexy, on the right girl. or really bad.




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darwin
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USA
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Posted - 12/17/2004 :  13:13:04  Show Profile
Uggs can look sexy, but usually they just make the person look like a lazy footdragger. And, then there's guys in Uggs. Terrible.

Can you feel it? This topic is regaining its suck.
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Posted - 12/17/2004 :  13:17:42  Show Profile
guys in uggs suck

in my day it was a simple case of black or cherry red docs none of this fancy shoe buisness

"in my day" I sound old. That sucks


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/17/2004 :  13:19:08  Show Profile
getting old and dying sucks



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dayanara
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Australia
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Posted - 12/17/2004 :  13:22:14  Show Profile
I used to wear my docs to the point that the toe would get totally worn down and destroyed from constantly kicking the underside of my chair. Then I'd cut top part off so that I'd have a weird little nazi sandal. Had quite a collection going at one point.



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Posted - 12/17/2004 :  13:24:58  Show Profile
I had a snakeskin pair when I was 15 they only lasted three years. That sucked.

My DM sandals are melting too. Which also sucks


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/17/2004 :  13:49:18  Show Profile
i remember when it was actually punk to wear Dr. Martins. that's how old i am (which sucks)..

and i also remember when they started selling Dr. Martins at Macy's and whatnot..

that equally sucked



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Posted - 12/17/2004 :  13:53:30  Show Profile
It could be worse. You could be older


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/17/2004 :  13:55:27  Show Profile
i am now

each time i post in this sucky topic i'm that much closer to death

tell me that doesn't suck



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