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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 18:12:21
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This topic gave me a headache THIS big.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 19:37:58
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a "yoga video"
suuuuuurrreee
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 21:57:04
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Actually a Yoda video, it was.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 01:28:54
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yoda sucks but not in a way that is relevent to this topic
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 06:54:08
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Yoda Rocks.
He is too good to be mentioned in this topic.
This topic has made me miss all my deadlines for my college work. This means I am going to fail, and not go to uni. Which means I am going to become a bum, and have to find some guy to get me pregnant so I can get benefits, but it will all go wrong, and he will abuse me and i will end up being left for dead. In an empty flat. With damp walls, and maggots on the carpet.
This topic ruined my life.
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 07:39:00
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and it'll give you stretch marks
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 08:12:25
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NO!!!!!!!!!!! Anything but stretch marks!!!
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 09:23:28
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It'll also give you scurvy. I know it sounds impossible but...trust me.
And what the hell have I learned? |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 09:24:33
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i think this topic should be closed. barren thoughts and such. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 09:27:03
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I think this topic is absorbing all the suck from the other threads...it serves a good purpose here. Some leaks out from time to time but..hey.
And what the hell have I learned? |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 09:28:17
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very sly
I joined the Cult of Pi / Because it's cool |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 09:49:52
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Isn't it just.
Smooth operation over here...
And what the hell have I learned? |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 09:52:05
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are you ok with me? |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 09:54:08
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I'm ok with you...why would you think otherwise?
And what the hell have I learned? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 10:09:30
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i have strong reason to believe that this topic was fucking my girlfriend while we were going out.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 10:11:27
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This topic and all it's children are a plague on the earth. Nothing good can come from this.
And what the hell have I learned? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 10:22:56
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this morning, i went to confront topic about the girlfriend thing. i walk into the kitchen and what do i find? topic, sitting there eating all of my left-over pizza and drinking the rest of my beer. i was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?? can you ASK??!!!" and topic just sat there with that stupid innocent look, like, "oohhhh, i'm just a topic, i didn't know any better".. meanwhile there's pieces of pizza and beer dribbling out of his fat topic mouth..
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 10:27:42
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What a jerk this topic is...
giving people diseases, stealing girlfriends, finishing leftover beer!! It's gone to far...
This topic needs to be taught a lesson..
Why just last night I was searching for my favorite Faith No More Cd...and who comes strolling in with it in hand scratched to shit.... No one messes with my music... Time to bring out the ax...
And what the hell have I learned? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 10:41:01
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quote: It'll also give you scurvy. I know it sounds impossible but...trust me.
Nah, she's a Limey. They can't get scurvy, what with all the limes they're always eating.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 11:28:32
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I bet you this topic is the conductor of that Train that I want to blow up which keeps going by the office. It's so fucking loud... I just wanna blow up the tracks so no more trains can pass-by..
Screw you topic.
And what the hell have I learned? |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 11:43:34
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this topic poured me a bad pint yesterday and convinced me to eat a kebab, it's a double ended explosion, and it bought on my period early because of stress
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 11:50:25
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Dear Topic:
Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Floop
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 11:56:27
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Screw this topic and the horse it rode in on.
And what the hell have I learned? |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 11:59:16
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up the ASS
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 12:09:52
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Right in the ear!
And what the hell have I learned? |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 13:32:32
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in a new hole created by the sharp edge of this sucky topic
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 13:38:01
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in between it's toes, in it's armpits, make it screw itself in the mouth
And what the hell have I learned? |
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Posted - 10/08/2004 : 13:41:56
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rip open it's guts, pull out it's pelvis and fuck it in it's acetabular cup
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 13:58:04
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Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Posted - 10/08/2004 : 14:16:58
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it sucks, so fuck it
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 17:12:53
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It fucks, so suck it.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Posted - 10/08/2004 : 17:15:18
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tu fick, so sick tu
er....
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 18:22:55
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this topic has really left a bad taste in my mouth.
kind of like the taste of moldy, maggot-ridden feces eaten out of a dead elephant ass carcass
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2004 : 23:26:32
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Et tu, Tre?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Posted - 10/09/2004 : 02:29:49
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Vovat: Nescio quid dicas
suck ergo sum
floop: Non illigitamus carborundum
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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