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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2004 :  11:01:10  Show Profile



the head catatonic from the roller rink
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2004 :  11:02:30  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
and puss oozing out of it's wounds.
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n/a
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4894 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2004 :  11:11:18  Show Profile
and overhanging skin tags that never really healed right from when they had to cut it open


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2004 :  11:13:12  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
and the SMELL!
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n/a
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4894 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2004 :  11:15:54  Show Profile
slowly oozing a thick white fluid from the edges of the stoma bag that weren't pushed down firmly enough and is blulging with thick black excrement desperate to escape and burst through


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2004 :  11:16:58  Show Profile
anyone in the mood for lasagna?





ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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n/a
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4894 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2004 :  11:18:03  Show Profile
cheat


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2004 :  11:37:05  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
Oh god ... I just threw up all over my keyboard...now I have to try hard to avoid the entire west side of it. MAN this topic is sucking royally.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2004 :  11:38:18  Show Profile




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2004 :  11:40:02  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
Did someone already eat that and hurl it back up?!?!?!?
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2004 :  11:41:45  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1772 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2004 :  12:03:22  Show Profile  Visit PsychicTwin's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone





THAT'S FRICKIN AWESOME!
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n/a
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4894 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2004 :  16:25:26  Show Profile
thats tre's halloween/birthday party centre-piece sorted, my poor kitchen


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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an erotic vulture
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
67 Posts

Posted - 10/03/2004 :  11:53:23  Show Profile  Click to see an erotic vulture's MSN Messenger address
Wow. what a day. Sure beats mine. You just made this topic a whole lot better. I think the sun shines out of your ass. Yes, an elephants rectum. But it's still suckage.

(stage direction: suspenseful point)
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 10/03/2004 :  19:24:55  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Some of the other ones trick you with clever titles and candy.

This is the place to suck, if that's what your lookin for..


You can suck on candy, right?



"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2004 :  08:39:29  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

quote:
Some of the other ones trick you with clever titles and candy.

This is the place to suck, if that's what your lookin for..


You can suck on candy, right?



"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan



yes..... candy....if that's what the youngsters are calling it nowdays.

And what the hell have I learned?
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2004 :  08:50:24  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
SO MIke is in Monkey Porn? Is that all you can get these ays Mikey?

wow. This topic does suck quite much. I would go as far to say that its suckiness is more so than a hoover/vacuum.

Yep. Sucks.

Sucks is a great word. Sorta like Rubbish. Thats great too.

This is one of the worst posts I have ever composed. Apologises. Actaully, i take that back. I dont appologise, because this TOPIC SUCKS.






God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2004 :  08:52:26  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
yes blame the topic, not yourself.

It sucks so bad that you can't help but be dragged into it's sucking clutches.

And what the hell have I learned?
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2004 :  08:58:25  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage
Its like some sort of contagious magnet thing! ahh!!!! we all suck! we have all posted and been infected!!! RUN RUN




God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2004 :  10:07:52  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by PsychicTwin

quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone





THAT'S FRICKIN AWESOME!



Yet so simple.

Help me! He keeps making me post!

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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2004 :  10:51:20  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
Smashing puking pumkins


And what the hell have I learned?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2004 :  18:08:46  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
This topic both sucks AND blows at the same time.



"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2004 :  20:25:06  Show Profile
Man LBF to answer your question, I would not pick up some random dude with machetes and a dagger. But if I knew it was you I would give you a lift. It was good reading your account.

CHOS.. that pumpkin cracks me up.


Anyway............back to sucking.......
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2004 :  22:06:18  Show Profile
this topic caused me and my girlfriend to break up



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2004 :  01:42:55  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage
I lost my job since I posted in this thread.


Denis

"I do feel sorry for people who don't collect records and obsess about music. Why? Because collecting, consuming and obsessing over music and records is very interesting. That's why." - Johan Kugelberg
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4894 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2004 :  02:34:47  Show Profile
I had a brain haemorrhage and died and now I am a zombie flesh eater because of this topic, this topic sucks entrails...

mmmm entrails


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2004 :  07:09:02  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
quote:
Originally posted by floop

this topic caused me and my girlfriend to break up



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!




My GOD this sucks...

And what the hell have I learned?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2004 :  08:20:12  Show Profile
i think i have a lump in one of my testicles.

since the inception of this topic of course.



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2004 :  08:22:36  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
This topic gave me a kidney infection that won't go away.

What a suck-a-fuckfest.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2004 :  08:58:14  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
This topic layed eggs in my stomach, the eggs are hatched and the little suck topics are crawling around in my veins making me break out in hives and boyles and all that other bad skin crap.


This suckage of this topic can not be measured...Off the scale I tell you!

And what the hell have I learned?
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2004 :  09:01:47  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address
Cheers Floop for a most entertaining antitopic.

--

Jódete, tío,
Que se joda tu hermana,
Que se joda tu hermano,
Que se joda tu madre,
Que se joda tu tía,
¡Porque soy policia!

Que se jodas, currante,
Que se joda tu perro,
Que se joda tu hijo,
Que se joda tu amante,
No me pidas razónes,
Soy el Hombre ¡cojones!
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2004 :  09:06:22  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage
Hey, floop got dumped and you're having fun? Damn you! Damn you and this topic!


Denis

"I do feel sorry for people who don't collect records and obsess about music. Why? Because collecting, consuming and obsessing over music and records is very interesting. That's why." - Johan Kugelberg
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2004 :  09:11:36  Show Profile
for the record, i didn't get dumped.

it sucks that you assume i got dumped.

surprise surprise



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2004 :  09:13:38  Show Profile
You dumped her?
Was she lacking in the quesadilla department??? ;)

__________
"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice."
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2004 :  09:37:43  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
She sucks, her obvious disrespect for the quesadilla sucks, and this topic... well yeah is sucks too.

You know what else sucks? Fat cat investor's who think they are better than you...good thing i spat in his coffee...and his hair.

And what the hell have I learned?
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