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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
 Posted - 09/30/2004 : 11:01:10
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the head catatonic from the roller rink |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 11:02:30
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| and puss oozing out of it's wounds. |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 11:11:18
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and overhanging skin tags that never really healed right from when they had to cut it open
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 11:13:12
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| and the SMELL! |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 11:15:54
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slowly oozing a thick white fluid from the edges of the stoma bag that weren't pushed down firmly enough and is blulging with thick black excrement desperate to escape and burst through
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 11:16:58
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anyone in the mood for lasagna?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 09/30/2004 : 11:18:03
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cheat
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 11:37:05
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| Oh god ... I just threw up all over my keyboard...now I have to try hard to avoid the entire west side of it. MAN this topic is sucking royally. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 11:38:18
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ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 11:40:02
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Did someone already eat that and hurl it back up?!?!?!?
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 11:41:45
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 12:03:22
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Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
THAT'S FRICKIN AWESOME! |
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Posted - 09/30/2004 : 16:25:26
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thats tre's halloween/birthday party centre-piece sorted, my poor kitchen
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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an erotic vulture
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
67 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 11:53:23
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Wow. what a day. Sure beats mine. You just made this topic a whole lot better. I think the sun shines out of your ass. Yes, an elephants rectum. But it's still suckage.
(stage direction: suspenseful point) |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 19:24:55
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quote:
Some of the other ones trick you with clever titles and candy.
This is the place to suck, if that's what your lookin for..
You can suck on candy, right?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 08:39:29
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
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Some of the other ones trick you with clever titles and candy.
This is the place to suck, if that's what your lookin for..
You can suck on candy, right?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
yes..... candy....if that's what the youngsters are calling it nowdays.
And what the hell have I learned? |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 08:50:24
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SO MIke is in Monkey Porn? Is that all you can get these ays Mikey? 
wow. This topic does suck quite much. I would go as far to say that its suckiness is more so than a hoover/vacuum.
Yep. Sucks.
Sucks is a great word. Sorta like Rubbish. Thats great too.
This is one of the worst posts I have ever composed. Apologises. Actaully, i take that back. I dont appologise, because this TOPIC SUCKS.
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 08:52:26
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yes blame the topic, not yourself.
It sucks so bad that you can't help but be dragged into it's sucking clutches.
And what the hell have I learned? |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 08:58:25
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Its like some sort of contagious magnet thing! ahh!!!! we all suck! we have all posted and been infected!!! RUN RUN
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 10:07:52
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quote:
Originally posted by PsychicTwin
quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
THAT'S FRICKIN AWESOME!
Yet so simple.
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 10:51:20
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Smashing puking pumkins
And what the hell have I learned? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 18:08:46
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This topic both sucks AND blows at the same time.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 20:25:06
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Man LBF to answer your question, I would not pick up some random dude with machetes and a dagger. But if I knew it was you I would give you a lift. It was good reading your account.
CHOS.. that pumpkin cracks me up.
Anyway............back to sucking....... |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 22:06:18
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this topic caused me and my girlfriend to break up 
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 01:42:55
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I lost my job since I posted in this thread.
Denis
"I do feel sorry for people who don't collect records and obsess about music. Why? Because collecting, consuming and obsessing over music and records is very interesting. That's why." - Johan Kugelberg
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Posted - 10/07/2004 : 02:34:47
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I had a brain haemorrhage and died and now I am a zombie flesh eater because of this topic, this topic sucks entrails...
mmmm entrails
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 07:09:02
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Originally posted by floop
this topic caused me and my girlfriend to break up
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
My GOD this sucks...
And what the hell have I learned? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 08:20:12
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i think i have a lump in one of my testicles.
since the inception of this topic of course.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 08:22:36
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This topic gave me a kidney infection that won't go away.
What a suck-a-fuckfest. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 08:58:14
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This topic layed eggs in my stomach, the eggs are hatched and the little suck topics are crawling around in my veins making me break out in hives and boyles and all that other bad skin crap.
This suckage of this topic can not be measured...Off the scale I tell you!
And what the hell have I learned? |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 09:01:47
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Cheers Floop for a most entertaining antitopic.
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Jódete, tío,
Que se joda tu hermana,
Que se joda tu hermano,
Que se joda tu madre,
Que se joda tu tía,
¡Porque soy policia!
Que se jodas, currante,
Que se joda tu perro,
Que se joda tu hijo,
Que se joda tu amante,
No me pidas razónes,
Soy el Hombre ¡cojones! |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 09:06:22
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Hey, floop got dumped and you're having fun? Damn you! Damn you and this topic!
Denis
"I do feel sorry for people who don't collect records and obsess about music. Why? Because collecting, consuming and obsessing over music and records is very interesting. That's why." - Johan Kugelberg
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 09:11:36
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for the record, i didn't get dumped.
it sucks that you assume i got dumped.
surprise surprise
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 09:13:38
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You dumped her?
Was she lacking in the quesadilla department??? ;)
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2004 : 09:37:43
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She sucks, her obvious disrespect for the quesadilla sucks, and this topic... well yeah is sucks too.
You know what else sucks? Fat cat investor's who think they are better than you...good thing i spat in his coffee...and his hair.
And what the hell have I learned? |
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this topic will suck
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