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gracie
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 09/25/2004 : 10:09:16
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In the Passion of the Christ, what was that crazy baby that you were holding?, i don't remeber that being in the bible.
Also do you consider the film an accurate protrayal and why don't you have eyebrows, does the fire of hell make hair difficult? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 10:14:18
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Maybe it's because God has REALLY bushy eyebrows, and the Devil wants a contrast, as usual.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 11:21:45
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George Bush has REALLY bushy eyebrows (no pun intended) and he's the devil. Maybe Bush is posting?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 11:50:21
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Maybe God and the Devil are really one, and religion is just trying to trick us.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 11:53:36
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Originally posted by VoVat
Maybe God and the Devil are really one, and religion is just trying to trick us.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
Without evil where is the good?
But I just wish the Devil would answer my questions. He's not as organized as Jesus. At least Jesus got back to me on MOST of my questions  . |
Edited by - Daisy Girl on 09/25/2004 11:55:21 |
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Posted - 09/25/2004 : 12:10:34
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which makes no sense 'cos I'm pretty convinced satan is responsible for personal organisers or File-O-Faxes stupid things
the room smelled like cupids gym
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 12:23:55
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Yes, but evil and chaos go hand in hand, so it makes sense that good would be better organized.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 13:42:21
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Well, I am glad that I just found a job. Because I almost might have been desperate enough to apply to be his administrative assistant.
There is chaos in order and order in chaos! |
Edited by - Daisy Girl on 09/25/2004 13:44:03 |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 13:49:58
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So, are you really between Mary and Frank?
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 15:46:17
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Devil, I was wondering if you could settle a bet betwix a friend and I. Which group of badasses are the more badass, ninjas or conquestadors? If she wins, I have to be DD for a month, but if I'm right, she takes me out to a streak dinner at a resturant of my choosing. Thanks for settling this!
your friend,
Brendan T. McVey
friend of the devil |
Edited by - soundofataris on 09/25/2004 15:48:01 |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 18:20:47
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Do you know Death? If so, how come he and Misfortune were bugging Frank that one horrible day?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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twist
- FB Fan -
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 22:56:07
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2004 : 06:12:53
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Originally posted by Daisy Girl
Well, I am glad that I just found a job. Because I almost might have been desperate enough to apply to be his administrative assistant.
There is chaos in order and order in chaos!
Congrats, Daisy Girl! ;-)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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The_Devil
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Posted - 09/26/2004 : 11:49:44
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Alright. Settle down, everyone. It's answer time. I've free time these days because Karl Rove is doing all my work for me. Let's see.
soundofataris, it's neither ninjas nor conquestadors. Frank Black's Catholics are the badassest badasses. Everybody got that straight? I'm not sure how this piece of news will affect your bet.
Gracie, don't get me started on Mel Gibson. Nuff said.
tre, I'm pleased to learn that our night together was fruitful and not merely fun. You were very, very naughty. Thank you again.
Which reminds me to tell remig, yes, I was in Mrs. Jones. That was a fun time, too, but there is something particularly twisted about tre, and I mean that as a compliment.
Daisy, I may not have gotten back to you about each and every one of your questions but are you forgetting something that happened this week? Did
DaisyGirl not get a certain job? Yes, she did. We all know who's to thank. So excuse me for helping you out on the big stuff and cut me some slack on letting some details go. That's how good managers do it and no one has a bigger, more demanding job than me.
coldheart, don't kill your neighbors. That kind of quickly escalating violence is never as eloquent or elegant as the slow-torture kind. Instead, drive them insane by blasting bad music.
Which brings me to Avril Lavigne. Here is hell's position statement on that subject: Canada, being a nation nearly perfect, has to occasionally pay for said state of grace. Once in a while, a soul is claimed, usually that of a "musician." Blah blah blah. It goes on from there, I'll spare you the details, and then there's some fine print mentioning names like Joni Mitchell's and the Barenaked Ladies.
KSR: sorry, bud. You can't have your soul back. A deal's a deal.
Oh, gee. Gotta run. Dick Cheney's doing a conference call and I've gotta pick up the line.
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Posted - 09/26/2004 : 18:21:18
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Originally posted by The_Devil
tre, I'm pleased to learn that our night together was fruitful and not merely fun. You were very, very naughty. Thank you again.
Which reminds me to tell remig, yes, I was in Mrs. Jones. That was a fun time, too, but there is something particularly twisted about tre, and I mean that as a compliment.
Anytime!
If you fancy a repeat performance I believe it's all good till the 6th month, although carrying the child of beezlebub I'm not sure if there'll be a different period of gestation, or if it'll burst forth alien style...
If it's a boy I'm calling it Indiana by the way
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
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Posted - 09/26/2004 : 18:29:01
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That wash the dog'sh name, Shunior!
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
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Posted - 09/27/2004 : 16:15:26
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He was concieved doggy style and he shall be named doggy style ok!
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 09/27/2004 : 16:34:34
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Originally posted by The_Devil
KSR: sorry, bud. You can't have your soul back. A deal's a deal.
Damn.
Yeah - ok.
Shit.
Well, can I get a couple more tunes and maybe some cash then?
I mean - thats a purdy good soul you got there and I get what - a couple crappy bands and a bunch of low quality recordings?
C'mon, man...I mean - devil. 
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the head catatonic from the roller rink |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2004 : 16:38:31
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Originally posted by The_Devil
Daisy, I may not have gotten back to you about each and every one of your questions but are you forgetting something that happened this week? Did
DaisyGirl not get a certain job? Yes, she did. We all know who's to thank. So excuse me for helping you out on the big stuff and cut me some slack on letting some details go. That's how good managers do it and no one has a bigger, more demanding job than me.
Thank you for responding to me.... Sorry to hear you are busy. We missed you around here. And due to your busy scheudle, I do have some sympathy for you...
Congratulations are also in order for you and the lovely Tre. She is definately the angel in this relationship. I am sure you both will make wonderful parents. I hope he is like the cool son, Litte Nikki in the Adam Sandler movie of the same name.
But Mr. Devil, with all due respect, I thought that you were in the details?!?
Anyway, I must say, I have been trying to get J-dog to hook me up for quite some time, so I don't know if I can give you all the credit.
It does sound like you need an administrative assistant/marketer so if you're hiring and I don't have to sell my soul... you know maybe rent it out for a bit...I'm your gal. |
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Posted - 09/27/2004 : 16:50:03
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Originally posted by Daisy Girl
Congratulations are also in order for you and the lovely Tre. She is definately the angel in this relationship.
care to take a bet on that one?
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I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 09/27/2004 : 16:51:22
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Originally posted by Daisy Girl
Congratulations are also in order for you and the lovely Tre. She is definately the angel in this relationship.
care to take a bet on that one?
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I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
well... given you are human and he is the devil... I think it's a pretty safe bet. What did you teach him a thing or two  ? |
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The_Devil
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 11/22/2004 : 19:28:39
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Hey kids, I'm back.
I was busy helping Karl and Dick with the elections and now that that's over, I'm rested and relaxed and ready to answer any questions you might have.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2004 : 20:21:01
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Reminder to users:
Please do not create duplicate accounts, for a joke or any other reason. This should go without saying. I don't want to do it, but it's been bad lately and if it doesn't stop people will be asked to leave for a week. I suppose this is supposed to be a gentle reminder/warning to most of you, and a more severe warning to people with several accounts.
Thank-you sir and madam satan.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 05:05:41
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Hey Dean, if you really want it to be efficient, you should try and put the market forces on your side.
People need strong incentives to keep just one account. Obviously, the trade off between the utility of having a new kitty and the utility of having two accounts isn't that obvious, since some people prefer having duplicate accounts. You can reduce the utility of having duplicate accounts by excluding people who are in this case for a while. This, of course, is a negative solution, which makes the global utility lower: there is a net loss of utility to forum members, for the problems created by the duplicate avccount are not perceived by the common member.
The other solution is to increase the utility of having a single account, by giving some privileges to people who have many kitties (you should as well create one more ranking, as many people have 5 kitties).
For example, you could create a secret forum where only frequent members would be invited, or organize fishing trips with Frank Black (or Jon Tiven).
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 07:27:15
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Would a fishing trip with Jon Tiven count as the work of the devil?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 08:09:08
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Only if Dean organised it.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/26/2004 : 21:56:22
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Duplicate accounts? You mean this guy wasn't the REAL Devil? I'm so disillusioned!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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The Devil says "Hello"
