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The_Devil
- FB Fan -
4 Posts |
 Posted - 09/23/2004 : 12:32:05
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| Yeah, it's me. Questions, comments. Talk to me. You knew I'd show up sooner or later. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 12:35:31
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are you a fan of Satanic Heavy Metal music, or does it embarass you?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 12:59:05
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Am I really in your clutches every time I have promiscuous sex/get myself off/smoke a bowl/get rip-roaring drunk/denounce my belief in God/go on a bender for three days/play or listen to loud rock/kill small children?
(the last one is a joke) |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 13:17:51
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Hey, umm, devil..ummm, can I get my soul back?
I mean, you have so many and I don't even have one!
It would really help alot.
K?
Tks.
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the head catatonic from the roller rink |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 13:52:44
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| Why do you keep talking to me at night, and insisting that I kill my neighbours?? Aren't you the devil? And can't you do it yourself? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 14:06:53
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I play a pretty mean fiddle,
care to place a bet???
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 14:07:55
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The Devil Went Up to Canada?
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 14:22:24
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What is hell like?
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No one I ever knew, or have spoken to, resembles you
This is good or bad, all depending on my general mood |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 14:28:26
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What did you think of Billy Crystal's portrayal of you in Woody Allen's Deconstructing Harry?
Harry Block : What? You have air-conditioning in Hell?
The Devil : Sure! Fucks up the ozone layer!
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[Talking about life]
The Devil : It's like Vegas. You're up, you're down, but in the end the house always wins. Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
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The Devil : You ever fuck a blind girl?
Harry Block : No. That I never did.
The Devil : Oh, they're so grateful.
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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Jesus
- FB Fan -
USA
24 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 16:34:31
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 16:39:27
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Oh, NOW you've done it.
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the head catatonic from the roller rink |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 16:40:11
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christ!
Go go the average man! What are you looking for average man? The ain't nothing average about me man! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 17:06:34
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| Jesus has a potty mouth. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 17:44:13
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Are only Judeo-Christian divine beings going to post here? Come on! When's Shiva going to start a thread?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 17:59:36
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Mr. Devil, what do you look like?
Why are you so evil? I mean, I can understand being pissed off and being in a bad mood for a few hours... or days even but you've been pretty pissed off at everything for well .... I don't know, thousands of years.
What was my biggest sin?
Should I go to hell because it is more fun than and has cooler people than heaven?
Why do you stay in your line of work? I mean, have you tried acting or anything else? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 18:21:32
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The Devil has his hand in just about every business in the world.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 19:22:48
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Are the Ramones fighting in hell, like they did here on earth, or are they mellower in the afterlife?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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The_Devil
- FB Fan -
4 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 19:36:56
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quote:
Originally posted by Jesus
fuck you
Oh, are you mad because Frank refers to me far more than he does you?
He didn't call that Catholics album "Jesus' Workshop," did he?
You may have gotten that one song in COR but I rule, pal. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 19:47:54
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Originally posted by ramona
What is hell like?
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No one I ever knew, or have spoken to, resembles you
This is good or bad, all depending on my general mood
Yeah, is it worse than America under Bush, with boy bands proliferating the Clear Channel-owned airwaves?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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LUTINS
- FB Fan -
France
182 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2004 : 23:54:14
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Jesus was right
union pour la propulsion de la promotion photonique pixienne |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 01:13:39
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isn't it disturbing to have two horns on the head?
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 02:19:13
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come on pilgrim do you know HE loves you
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 02:21:03
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Pleased to meet you, Lucifer.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 02:26:37
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| You make me do bad things. |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 02:27:24
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Where you really in Ms Jones?
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So you have no point of reference, Donny.
You're like a child that wanders INTO THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 02:28:58
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| Oh and what is your prefered title? |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 11:16:34
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Originally posted by Jesus
fuck you
OOOOOhhhhhhh.... Don't try to cheat us again. We all know you are on the same business.
"They're so bloody, bloody, bloody happy!!!" |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 11:23:49
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Originally posted by VoVat
The Devil has his hand in just about every business in the world.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
Yes, sad but true. |
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the tolerant
= Cult of Ray =
298 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 11:28:58
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| i'm an aethiest. you dont exist. yet you're still here. religion is so f**ked up. |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 11:32:12
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Satan, leave me the hell alone (no pun intended)
This compulsive masturbation you drive me to is wreaking havoc on my sex life |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 12:51:26
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Dear Devil, can we talk about your feelings for a bit?
How do you feel about God being 7 and you being 6? Are you angry that Frank wrote such a thing?
How do you feel about floop starting that topic that is gaining momentum despite its self-defeating title?
Does George Bush make you spitting mad?
Is it true you're vegan?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 13:55:16
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| Can you hurry up and cash in on Avril Lavigne? |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 14:06:55
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I'm currently slaughtering a goat in your honor, Dark Master.
Are you receiving my libations??? |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2004 : 15:34:17
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It's your baby
the room smelled like cupids gym
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 09:27:12
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Oh, are you mad because Frank refers to me far more than he does you?
He didn't call that Catholics album "Jesus' Workshop," did he?
But there's no Frank song called "Satan Was Right," is there?
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Can you hurry up and cash in on Avril Lavigne?
You mean he hasn't already?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2004 : 10:03:11
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quote:
Originally posted by Tre
It's your baby
the room smelled like cupids gym
LOL
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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