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Posted - 09/11/2004 :  15:13:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Holy moses but it's compelling, last night was designer vagina's and other genital surgeries, tonight the woman who spent £160,000 to make herself ugly, the worlds biggest breast implants and chiseling of cheekbones.

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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
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Posted - 09/11/2004 :  16:16:56  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Designer vaginas?
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Posted - 09/11/2004 :  16:24:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
um yeah, tightening of the hole, trimming of the labia, that sort of stuff, oh and injecting the G spot so men can actually find the damned thing


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broken part
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Posted - 09/11/2004 :  18:03:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
but what should one do when finding the g-spot? and where does the g come from?
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Posted - 09/11/2004 :  18:41:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
one should stimulate it!

I believe the g stands for gush

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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  12:38:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It stands for 'go home if you can't find it'.

Never left early yet!

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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  12:57:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Unless you're horribly disfigured,
cosmetic surgery is lame.

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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  13:00:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
not condoning it, just watching it intently


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the tolerant
= Cult of Ray =

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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  13:20:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
my grrlfriend watches with just as much intent. me, i'm cowerin behind a pillow. i can listen but not watch, its all a bit too squeamish for me.
some of it i can sorta understand but some of the people.... is just pure vanity or are girls that so into their looks. shame.
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  13:35:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I work in operating theatres, the more gore the better tre thinks


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the tolerant
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  14:57:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
hey tre, tonight we got an op to turn you females into virgins again. er...ok.

broken hyman of your highness i'm left black!
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  14:59:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey, I might be a virgin for all you know!

well.... i might


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the tolerant
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  15:15:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
god, this is pretty gross shit. channel changed. i got ted nugent actin like a hick on my tv
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  15:17:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
earlobe trimming

BORING


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the tolerant
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  15:21:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
its just the way, say with a face lift, they cut the skin by the ear and then just seem to hack and dig away at the flesh like it ain't nobodys face at all. wow!
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  15:24:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ha, the first time I went into theatre (orthopeadics) they took a 12 inch long drill and rammed it into someones fenur, then cheesegrated the acetabular then used a big fuck off hammer to bang the implant in, thats educational


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the tolerant
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  15:35:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
shit! i can actually visualise that and it sends shivers. it is compelling stuff but the gore. oh the gore. and the pain!

its totally fascinating, bit like the way sharks on tv fascinate me, but show me a great white lungin at the camera and i'm 10 feet high in the air. shits me up everytime but i'm obsessed by the killers. love it!
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  15:38:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
don't fear little one! There's no pain.. unless you got a really shit or a really crazy anaesthetist... and thats rare.... My first proper job was working in the sterilising unit cleaning the blood and chunks out of the instruments at the tender age of 16, totally desensitised now


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Coldheartofstone
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  15:38:44  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
injecting the g spot???? what the ffff....Where will it all end??
though I guess it never hurts to have an extra more accessable....NO NO!! bad girl.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  15:41:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
costs £2000 and lasts 3 months, the woman who had it done came back for a post coital interview and she was grinning from ear to ear


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KimStanleyRobinson
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  15:43:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by broken part

but what should one do when finding the g-spot? and where does the g come from?



Graphenberg spot. Not sure of why. Probably because of some guy name Graphenberg who knew that it was just inside (about the second knuckle on your middle finger), on the top of the vaginal canal.
It is a kind of spongy feeling spot.
Varies from woman to woman of course.
Apply steady pressure while continuing with other stimulatory activities.

Find it.
Know it.
Use it.



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Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la
Realisant mon espoir
Je me lance, vers la gloire ...
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Coldheartofstone
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Canada
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  15:44:56  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
well then...

I'll be right back.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
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the tolerant
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  15:45:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
my grrl just told me bout some op where this woman wanted to remain a virgin til shes married so she gets stitched up until the right time. does this really happen? or am i one gullable mother f**ker. how drastic.

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Coldheartofstone
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Canada
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  15:46:58  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
you never know...this is quite a sick world.
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  15:48:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
but injecting it!

call me kinky but to enhance my sexual pleasure I'd rather have a cock shoved up my vag than an 18 guage hypodermic needle

did I just say that out loud?


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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  16:00:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tre

but injecting it!

call me kinky but to enhance my sexual pleasure I'd rather have a cock shoved up my vag than an 18 guage hypodermic needle

did I just say that out loud?




Ha!

Swollen things are a bit more sensitive, though.
Maybe they douched her with anesthetic before they lanced it.


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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  16:11:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
no, they shoved a smaller needle up her first, she said it felt like having a smear

why do they call it a smear when it's a scrape?


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Coldheartofstone
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Canada
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  16:11:44  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
DUDE!
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EnglishGeezer
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  17:45:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jesus christ! images a young geezer dont need! you'll turn me, at least turn my stomach!....I saw the trailor for that show (vaginoplasty or whatever) , must say its definately a low point in tv history.......God bless channel 5!!
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  17:48:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry, is this not vaginaworld? am I posting on the wrong damned forum again!

My bad!


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Ebb Vicious
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USA
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  17:49:51  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote

i used to not understand how someone could have so much rage against abortion clinics that they would bomb them or attack the doctors.

but all the plastic surgery shit on tv is making me want to take a torch to some alleged medical facilities.
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  17:57:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Then they'll end up building more clinics to do plastics on the burns caused by the one man anti plastics pyro spree and the fucking glory hunting network cunts will probably film that too, it's a vicious circle


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Ebb Vicious
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USA
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  18:02:13  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote

maybe i can poison the scalpels so everyone who goes in to get aesthetic destruction dies.
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  18:11:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
new blades everytime fresh from a sterile packet, trust me, thats not the way


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Ebb Vicious
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USA
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  18:19:00  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote

i'll just buy out the company that manufactures the sterile blades. we'll poison all of the ones we ship to plastic surgery clinics.

or i could just wear an anti-plastic surgery t-shirt. that requires a lot less work. i wonder if there are any good ones.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  19:18:13  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Hmmm...can you pick me up one too??
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