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Posted - 09/11/2004 : 15:13:00
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Holy moses but it's compelling, last night was designer vagina's and other genital surgeries, tonight the woman who spent £160,000 to make herself ugly, the worlds biggest breast implants and chiseling of cheekbones.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
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Posted - 09/11/2004 : 16:16:56
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Designer vaginas? |
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Posted - 09/11/2004 : 16:24:03
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um yeah, tightening of the hole, trimming of the labia, that sort of stuff, oh and injecting the G spot so men can actually find the damned thing
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broken part
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Posted - 09/11/2004 : 18:03:45
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but what should one do when finding the g-spot? and where does the g come from? |
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Posted - 09/11/2004 : 18:41:20
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one should stimulate it!
I believe the g stands for gush
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 12:38:51
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It stands for 'go home if you can't find it'.
Never left early yet!
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 12:57:53
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Unless you're horribly disfigured, cosmetic surgery is lame.
__________ "The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice." |
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 13:00:27
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not condoning it, just watching it intently
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the tolerant
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 13:20:35
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my grrlfriend watches with just as much intent. me, i'm cowerin behind a pillow. i can listen but not watch, its all a bit too squeamish for me. some of it i can sorta understand but some of the people.... is just pure vanity or are girls that so into their looks. shame. |
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 13:35:14
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I work in operating theatres, the more gore the better tre thinks
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the tolerant
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 14:57:54
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hey tre, tonight we got an op to turn you females into virgins again. er...ok.
broken hyman of your highness i'm left black! |
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 14:59:54
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Hey, I might be a virgin for all you know!
well.... i might
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the tolerant
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:15:05
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god, this is pretty gross shit. channel changed. i got ted nugent actin like a hick on my tv |
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:17:24
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earlobe trimming
BORING
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the tolerant
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:21:49
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its just the way, say with a face lift, they cut the skin by the ear and then just seem to hack and dig away at the flesh like it ain't nobodys face at all. wow! |
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:24:56
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Ha, the first time I went into theatre (orthopeadics) they took a 12 inch long drill and rammed it into someones fenur, then cheesegrated the acetabular then used a big fuck off hammer to bang the implant in, thats educational
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the tolerant
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:35:46
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shit! i can actually visualise that and it sends shivers. it is compelling stuff but the gore. oh the gore. and the pain!
its totally fascinating, bit like the way sharks on tv fascinate me, but show me a great white lungin at the camera and i'm 10 feet high in the air. shits me up everytime but i'm obsessed by the killers. love it! |
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:38:08
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don't fear little one! There's no pain.. unless you got a really shit or a really crazy anaesthetist... and thats rare.... My first proper job was working in the sterilising unit cleaning the blood and chunks out of the instruments at the tender age of 16, totally desensitised now
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:38:44
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injecting the g spot???? what the ffff....Where will it all end?? though I guess it never hurts to have an extra more accessable....NO NO!! bad girl.
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:41:39
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costs £2000 and lasts 3 months, the woman who had it done came back for a post coital interview and she was grinning from ear to ear
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KimStanleyRobinson
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:43:25
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quote: Originally posted by broken part
but what should one do when finding the g-spot? and where does the g come from?
Graphenberg spot. Not sure of why. Probably because of some guy name Graphenberg who knew that it was just inside (about the second knuckle on your middle finger), on the top of the vaginal canal. It is a kind of spongy feeling spot. Varies from woman to woman of course. Apply steady pressure while continuing with other stimulatory activities.
Find it. Know it. Use it.
Ce que j'ai fais, ce soir la Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la Realisant mon espoir Je me lance, vers la gloire ... |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:44:56
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well then...
I'll be right back.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. |
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the tolerant
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:45:50
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my grrl just told me bout some op where this woman wanted to remain a virgin til shes married so she gets stitched up until the right time. does this really happen? or am i one gullable mother f**ker. how drastic. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:46:58
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you never know...this is quite a sick world. |
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:48:20
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but injecting it!
call me kinky but to enhance my sexual pleasure I'd rather have a cock shoved up my vag than an 18 guage hypodermic needle
did I just say that out loud?
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 16:00:20
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quote: Originally posted by Tre
but injecting it!
call me kinky but to enhance my sexual pleasure I'd rather have a cock shoved up my vag than an 18 guage hypodermic needle
did I just say that out loud?
Ha!
Swollen things are a bit more sensitive, though. Maybe they douched her with anesthetic before they lanced it.
Ce que j'ai fais, ce soir la Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la Realisant mon espoir Je me lance, vers la gloire ... |
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 16:11:00
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no, they shoved a smaller needle up her first, she said it felt like having a smear
why do they call it a smear when it's a scrape?
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 16:11:44
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DUDE! |
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EnglishGeezer
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:45:39
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Jesus christ! images a young geezer dont need! you'll turn me, at least turn my stomach!....I saw the trailor for that show (vaginoplasty or whatever) , must say its definately a low point in tv history.......God bless channel 5!! |
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:48:45
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Sorry, is this not vaginaworld? am I posting on the wrong damned forum again!
My bad!
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Ebb Vicious
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:49:51
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i used to not understand how someone could have so much rage against abortion clinics that they would bomb them or attack the doctors.
but all the plastic surgery shit on tv is making me want to take a torch to some alleged medical facilities. |
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:57:52
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Then they'll end up building more clinics to do plastics on the burns caused by the one man anti plastics pyro spree and the fucking glory hunting network cunts will probably film that too, it's a vicious circle
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Ebb Vicious
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 18:02:13
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maybe i can poison the scalpels so everyone who goes in to get aesthetic destruction dies. |
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 18:11:39
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new blades everytime fresh from a sterile packet, trust me, thats not the way
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Ebb Vicious
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 18:19:00
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i'll just buy out the company that manufactures the sterile blades. we'll poison all of the ones we ship to plastic surgery clinics.
or i could just wear an anti-plastic surgery t-shirt. that requires a lot less work. i wonder if there are any good ones. |
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Coldheartofstone
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 19:18:13
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Hmmm...can you pick me up one too?? |
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