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Posted - 09/13/2004 :  19:36:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


the room smelled like cupids gym
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1162 Posts
Posted - 09/13/2004 :  19:37:53  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote

i don't want a blowjob from barbie, she has a tiny mouth.
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/14/2004 :  14:35:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Perfect for you then.

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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts
Posted - 09/15/2004 :  18:09:25  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
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i got ted nugent actin like a hick on my tv


Acting? Who's acting?

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i'll just buy out the company that manufactures the sterile blades.


There's only one, then? No fair! I call monopoly!


Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me!
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the tolerant
= Cult of Ray =

298 Posts
Posted - 09/15/2004 :  18:38:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat


Acting? Who's acting?



was watchin his Mtv show. some dude was playin chicken for cash against a truck full'a hick. he ran straight into the thing like a prat..... *BANG!*

pretty funny
Edited by - the tolerant on 09/15/2004 18:39:59
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Posted - 09/15/2004 :  21:48:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ha ha ha, aah you couldn't make that stuff up could ya'

the room smelled like cupids gym
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1162 Posts
Posted - 09/15/2004 :  22:26:03  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Perfect for you then.


the bruse on your dad's tonsils would disagree.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 09/16/2004 :  10:32:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ebb Vicious

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Perfect for you then.


the bruse on your dad's tonsils would disagree.


Well I asked my dad he has no idea what a 'bruse' is.

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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts
Posted - 09/22/2004 :  09:25:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I was watching a show yesterday and do you know what Botox is?


Its fucking RAT BOTULISM!

No joke, rat botulism,
I don't know why anyone would willingly inject themselves with this stuff. Apparently the stuff stays localized and so your skin swells around it creating a smooth wrinkle free surface. Unbelievable.

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and worship without sacrifice."
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gracie
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
573 Posts
Posted - 09/22/2004 :  10:49:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Any women who wants surgery on her vagina clearly spends too much time squating over handmirrors.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts
Posted - 09/22/2004 :  12:59:57  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Amen. Unless is so horrifyingly ugly that it's beginning to bother her customers. And I mean if it's effecting her job....
Edited by - Coldheartofstone on 09/22/2004 13:36:32
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts
Posted - 09/22/2004 :  13:00:28  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by Ebb Vicious

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Perfect for you then.


the bruse on your dad's tonsils would disagree.


Well I asked my dad he has no idea what a 'bruse' is.


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I think I just peed my pants.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *

1965 Posts
Posted - 09/22/2004 :  14:03:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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I think I just peed my pants.


You think? When I pee my pants, I KNOW right away, no doubt about it. But maybe I am just better acquainted with that feeling than you are. You have beginners uncertainty.

Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'!
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