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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 09/10/2004 : 10:14:57
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Originally posted by floop
my friend has an African student named Orangelo, who, according to him, was named that after Orange Jello. (true story)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Or could it also mean Orange Yellow?
"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard"
don't make me come back to NY and suplex you
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 21:01:25
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| A guy I went to in high school's dad was name *harry* bunn. I also worked with a guy named *deep* pant. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 22:44:16
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Two guys from work; Les Willy and Les Sack.
A girl from high school Lynn Whore.
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Want to live forever?
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Posted - 09/11/2004 : 12:19:53
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at my school there was a gemma bytheway, a michael jackson and an edward woodward.
My name is a vertical line away from being unfortunate
Teresa Greer....
didn't stop the kids at junior school with the "trees are green" hence where the tre comes from, fucking unimaginitive brummies. The other one they came up with was greer greer car engineer, retards.
the room smelled like cupids gym
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2004 : 12:42:18
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kok, there was not a girl named Lynn Whore! (was there?)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2004 : 14:38:50
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Athole Massachusetts has my sincere sympathies. They really should do something about that. And Belchertown.
There's an Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
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Originally posted by Little Black Francis
One of my Groomsmen, his brother name is "Barton Harry Dick."
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You're married?
I don't know. Maybe he's a horse.
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notkimdeal
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 09/11/2004 : 20:39:11
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I went to high school with Bart Simpson.
Rival softball coach was also Harry Dick.
Hugh Hughson, John Johnson, etc.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 15:12:34
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Cool, job bringing this one back.
How about (all genuine, even the last):
Deepak Toofanny
Egad Megahead
DeVille Poto-Moto
and my favourite:
Ganglion R.O.M. Dis-Psyche
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 15:17:45
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I have a friend whose uncle's name is Lon Moore....
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 02:47:25
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At college there was a guy called Gary Needle and a girl called Liz Cotton. Obviously they HAD to start dating. Unbelievable. I think they may still be together actually.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 04:00:46
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Some faves I know of are ex-NFL players Harry Colon and Fair Hooker.
Honorable Mention: Milwaukee legend Dick Bacon.
 The Cult of Frank : "5 Stars" - Cults Illustrated |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 09:46:06
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Thank you for resussitating this one.
Kares De Kock
Dick Butt, father called wait for it - Roger Butt
And I know someone who has two daughters called Holly Day and Summer Day
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 12:13:10
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Apparantly Liz Cotton and Gary Needle are now married.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2005 : 11:11:30
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My friend just had her second baby.
The first one's name is Jude and now she just named the second one Jet.
Now evey time I hear it I have to sing ooo ooo woo ooo.
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Its unfortunate on multiple levels. Her last name is Li.
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Don't believe the hype. |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2005 : 11:21:56
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I currently work with one Bill Smelley.
I was alone...in my BIG BED
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2005 : 11:23:10
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Thanks for reviving, C, though I cannot believe what you just posted.
One of the local hippies just named her son Chickoree. Alrighty!
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2005 : 11:52:55
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Domestiques
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
503 Posts |
Posted - 10/19/2005 : 22:03:34
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I used to go to aschool with a girl called Ann Cuff.
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All I know there was humous. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2005 : 05:00:54
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| My initials are coc. And yes, despite the tenuosness of it, pople have had lots of fun with that. |
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Stevio10
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1117 Posts |
Posted - 10/20/2005 : 12:57:11
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This thread is great!
I've heard a few howlers over the years, some i think must be folklore! But here goes...
I once dated a girl called "Jen Margarita Blower". Miss Blower was very attractive! Unfortunately I didn't have the chance to hang around to see if the rumours were true! ;) Eh Eh!!
In school there was a girl in my History class called "Kerry Hooker". Yeah, after the initial laugh no big deal to any mature person. However I remember one day in history the teacher talking about the Whore-Laval pact, saying what a truly terrible, low, disgusting name "Whore" was, that no self respecting name a human would have! I recall a few smirks and looks of embarrassment in class that day!
My brother once dated a girl called "Rosie Slack". After his laughter he got the sack!
There was a guy in my school called "Billy Mycoch". This I know for sure, however, there were always rumours in school that his mother was called Patricia...so there was the possibility she's called "Pat Mycoch". Hmmmmmmm.
My favourite (well potential favourite) was the possible but improbable marriage of my sister to a man called "Mr Quay" (I dunno if everyone does, but he pronounced it "Key"). My sister is called Dawn...
Stephen
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soyuber
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USA
53 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2005 : 06:45:06
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I know of someone names Scott Scott.
Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious! it's very refreshing! |
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mrgrieves1971
= Cult of Ray =
USA
544 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 09:38:07
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Originally posted by twist
Athole Massachusetts has my sincere sympathies. They really should do something about that. And Belchertown.
Peter Faulk is doing a documentary about Athol, Mass. It's Called "Faulk in Athol." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 11:20:21
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I know a Bill Dagel.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 12:21:28
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My brother told me some bizarre Afrikaans ones the other day, but I can't remember most of them.
The best one was a rugby player whose first name was Vleis (sp?), which translates as Meat.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 12:56:25
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Yup, Vleis Visagie.
Some more rugby players: Baksteen Nel (baksteen = brick), Hempies Du Toit (hempies = little shirts)
wilhelm
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 13:35:15
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Mmm, braaivleis.
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 13:48:31
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Former Red Sox and Mariner Dick Pole.
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mrgrieves1971
= Cult of Ray =
USA
544 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 07:04:49
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Woman's basketball player Ivana Mandic. Now that she's mastered the English language and realized the import of her name, she goes by Ivy.
Real women's pro basketball player has a unique name.
Ivana Mandic
Ivana Mandic (left) battles for post position against teammate Jen Williams during a scrimmage.
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