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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
 Posted - 09/09/2004 : 11:36:21
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today i had to deal with someone named Charlene Goodhead
i'm guessing she had a difficult time in high school.
anyone else got some good ones?
[first name changed to protect the innocent]
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 09/09/2004 11:38:23 |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 11:40:17
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Clostridium Nhlapo.
Named after a bacterium. Fortunately her parents hadn't heard of Chlamydia or Neisseria yet.
wilhelm |
Edited by - offerw on 09/09/2004 11:44:58 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 11:42:52
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I heard of a couple of Nigerian guys named Spanner and Hardboard.
 So, I finally got my X-Wing |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 11:44:30
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I know a guy named Robert Banks,
he once had to testify in court so he raises his hand and says;
"I Rob Banks" hehe, true story.
Ron Rimmer, he's a sports announcer here.
I heard of a girl named Alison Wonderland.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 11:45:26
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We have had them all at our place. Investors named cock, Cunt, Twatt, Balls, Mycock, Ronald McDonald. You name it, we've had it.
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
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Jason
* Dog in the Sand *
1446 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 11:46:34
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The last name of "Glasscock" is kind of unfortunate. There's a guy here who ran for some kind of local office and there were "Glasscock" posters all over town.
And related to that, I've known one person with the last name of "Allcock", which is probably even more unfortunate. |
Edited by - Jason on 09/09/2004 11:47:53 |
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big_galoof
= Cult of Ray =
USA
310 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 12:02:49
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I went to school with a guy named "Gaylord Belcher" - seriously.
TBG |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 12:04:37
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I went to school with a girl named Tracy Buttkus (pronouced But-kiss). That is unfortunate. I also recently heard of someone named "Dickman". Hee.
I also knew a kid name Festus. Which, ew. One kid in my class famously said "is his name FETUS?" Man, it was funny.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 13:14:11
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Worked with someone named Happy Rideout.
My cousin is an Obstetrician/Gynecologist. Her married name insured a life of sniggering and sympathetic cringes: Dr. Butt.
Also, a friend of the family had an OB/GYN named Dr. Dick Hymen. What are the odds?! |
Edited by - apl4eris on 09/09/2004 13:16:13 |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 13:18:58
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I worked with a guy once named Earl Bowzer. I know there are no humorous connotations hidden ironically in that particular name, but you have to admit it's pretty horrendous!
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 13:19:22
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What about Holden Hiscock? That's a good one. Or Anita Mann?
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 13:22:09
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I was doing an order for a TAnya Boozer today.
"Don't think that sticking your boobs out and trying to look fuckable will help. Remember you're in a rock and roll band. It's not "fuck me," it's "fuck you!"-Chrissie Hynde |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 13:28:02
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Or another one... Lori Bangs...
I bet she does, I bet she does...wink, wink , nudge, nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean.
"Don't think that sticking your boobs out and trying to look fuckable will help. Remember you're in a rock and roll band. It's not "fuck me," it's "fuck you!"-Chrissie Hynde |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 13:28:42
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my friend knows someone named Cheribum Quiznos, which is absurdly funny
but the best...
my dad once had an asian client named (no joke) Suk Mah Wang
-brian
 - "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 13:33:23
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Oh lordy hahahahaha!
There's a Chinese restaurant near the Ohio State University campus called Wong Gai.
I'd prefer to protect the innocent, but this one needs both names: we know someone named Wayne Philpot.... yeah, that one cracks me up more than it probably should. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 13:33:37
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
Worked with someone named Happy Rideout.
My cousin is an Obstetrician/Gynecologist. Her married name insured a life of sniggering and sympathetic cringes: Dr. Butt.
Also, a friend of the family had an OB/GYN named Dr. Dick Hymen. What are the odds?!
There's also a jazz pianist named Dick Hyman and a Dick Trickle in NASCAR. |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 14:12:38
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I used to work with a guy named Harry Johnson, Jr.
 Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 14:14:32
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Oh, there's also a Skycap at our airport named Jo (Josephine) Blow.
Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 14:37:59
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my friend has an African student named Orangelo, who, according to him, was named that after Orange Jello. (true story)
oh yeah...
my ex-girlfriend from high school, who is Armenian, went on to marry an nice Armenian guy named, i kid you not, Dork.
that is his first name.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 14:46:59
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These are the names of some local realtors/insurance salesmen: Dick Longing, Tommy Reddick, and Marty Fagetti. I think they should get together and go bowling.
I went to elementary school with a boy named Cleophus.
I have a cousin named Junebug. When he got older, it was changed to the more respectable Junior.
My father swears that as a resident, he met a child in the pediatric ward named Oh Pale And Beautiful Smiling Jesus Smith. He also swears that he met a girl named Labia Mae. I hope he's lying.
My husband's great-grandmother was named Atlantic. Her twin: Pacific.
I went to high school with a boy named Preston Becker and, for the life of me, couldn't stop (accidentally, honest!) calling him Breston Pecker.
That's all I got for now. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 15:11:23
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i went to high school with a guy who's legal name was Nimrod
-brian
- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 15:42:13
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Atlantic and Pacific. Stranger than fiction!
I slept with an ob/gyn's son. Last name: Clapp.
And then there's the mythical Dick Hertz from Holding.
And the real store clerk named Latrina. (Who does THAT to their daughter?)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 16:07:50
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quote:
i went to high school with a guy who's legal name was Nimrod
Ever meet his son?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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ModernFix
- FB Fan -
USA
18 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 18:15:49
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There's a doctor here in town (newport news) named "Dr.Dollar"..which I guess isn't really unfortunate but kind of appropriate and ironic.
My mom used to work with a PHD named "Dr.Pepper". Heh.
When I was in grade school I had a classmate named Sunny Dae. Damn hippy parents. |
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paintmeister
= Cult of Ray =
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 19:46:34
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I knew a guy, Ron Moore, that was in the army and they would call out your last name and then your first. He got razzed a lot.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 20:36:20
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One of my Groomsmen, his brother name is "Barton Harry Dick."
hehe
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha |
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twist
- FB Fan -
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 21:58:21
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2004 : 23:57:16
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A friend of mine at school was Diccon Round. He got off lightly compared to his sister who was Dorcas Round. As soon as she could, she changed it to Sally.
Another guy in my class was named Wayne Kerr.
And my brother had a guy in his class called Dwayne Pipe, which cracks me up every time.
 Join the Cult of Cartman! Respect my Authoritaah!!! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 06:44:07
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Originally posted by VoVat
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i went to high school with a guy who's legal name was Nimrod
Ever meet his son?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me!
He's probably still in college, but that is one of the goals i have for the future - to tell that kid that he is the son of a motherfucker (actually, nimmy {as he went by} was a pretty nice guy, but i need the effect of reciting song lyrics to him)
-brian
- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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Adam
= Cult of Ray =
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 07:04:12
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We have a manoquin (sp) at work that I have named Zelda Ramitharde. She is French. And tennis player Karoline Sprem, that is pretty unfortunate.
Free the Heel! |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 07:26:44
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Is she a black-eyed mannequin?
I think "Alison Wonderland" is a fantastic name.
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Who, me? Oh man, was that out loud? |
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someguycalledjames
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
109 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 07:40:39
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i went to school with a guy called Richard Head, also used to know a guy called Michael Hunt who insisted on being called Mike (now say Mike Hunt & you'll see what i mean)
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Adam
= Cult of Ray =
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 07:55:53
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No, the mannequin does not have a black eye. She is wearing a green one piece bathing suit and is missing seven or eight fingures. She lives in the attic so she is very dusty.
Free the Heel! |
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1615 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 08:12:39
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
my friend has an African student named Orangelo, who, according to him, was named that after Orange Jello. (true story)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Or could it also mean Orange Yellow?
"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard" |
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Black_francis_
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
157 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 08:37:59
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2004 : 09:06:38
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quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
One of my Groomsmen, his brother name is "Barton Harry Dick."
You're married?
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
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